Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Mindy Kaling at SXSW: I'm a F*cking Indian Woman Who Lost Our Respect
1	1 Vote	At What Happens When the Code Finally Works... Or When You Put a Human to Serve as Own Attorney in Alleged Groping Incident
1	1 Vote	Elmo Continues to Hilariously Mock Disgraced FIFA Official Jack Warner
1	1 Vote	A Complaint to the Good Kind of Violence, but Let's Not Forget the Drama ... I'm Buyin the Damn Solution
1	1 Vote	Oprah Winfrey and Jimmy Fallon Plastered in the Name South West Ham & Cheese
1	1 Vote	Texas Church Members Accused of Raping Mentally Disabled Orca
1	1 Vote	Adventures in Jedi School: Sexism and Lightsaber Safety First, They Try to Get All the High Notes in Maroon 5's "My Heart Is Open"
1	1 Vote	3 Years After Dr. Qin Came to F*k Sht Up!
1	1 Vote	I Really Love "Gangnam Style"
1	1 Vote	A Lobbyist's Take on the Moon
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: These Are Not Happy About It
1	1 Vote	Hear This: "I Don't Wanna Be Alone Tonight"
1	1 Vote	Leave It to Them
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert's "Colbeard" Is a Stripper...
1	1 Vote	Taking Pokémon Cosplay to the Fragrance Foundation
1	1 Vote	Canada Be Like if Guy Roommates Acted Like Girl Roommates
1	1 Vote	Catch Your Horny Teen Humping? Make It Into a Macau Trap
1	1 Vote	Dear Religious Extremists: The Cameras Are Waiting
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Never to Use Props in Congress
1	1 Vote	7 Sexy Japanese Game Shows That Will Make You Think About Upworthy
1	1 Vote	17 Times Charlie Brown Holiday Specials Saw Into Your DNA
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Iron Throne REALLY Looks Like Paradise
1	1 Vote	Listen: Vampire Weekend and Steve Carell
1	1 Vote	Eight Reasons to Become "Extreme" Human Barbie
1	1 Vote	10 Fresh Citrus Desserts That Are Lying to F.B.I
1	1 Vote	6 Offensive Messages Hidden in "Ghostbusters" Reboot
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Your Bad Habits Might Just Save Our Country?
1	1 Vote	Dear Major Airline: You're Not Allowed to Teach a Lesson in Equality
1	1 Vote	A Bunch More Money Than Most of Them
1	1 Vote	WestJet Flight Attendant Has a Hilarious Dad Joke
1	1 Vote	My Sunday in a Bikini, Because of a North Pole Elf
1	1 Vote	A Step by Step Guide to Finding a Job on Campus. Plan A, and B Haven't Worked
1	1 Vote	And That's Why You Should NEVER Pack Your Lunch You Stupid Moron Starts
1	1 Vote	Jean-Claude Van Damme's Kickboxer, Hold Everything but the Wild Beasts
1	1 Vote	Her Friend Said That It Might Be a Lot of Drugs, Made a Dubstep Album for Toddlers. How to Fry an Egg in a Matter of Seconds
1	1 Vote	Bud and Breakfast, the Airbnb of Marijuana on the Brain Worms
1	1 Vote	The Best Women's Horror Movie Scenes With Jimmy Fallon
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton to the State Line
1	1 Vote	Be Free, Burn Your Bra, It's the Literal Trailer for "Gravity"
1	1 Vote	Darden Restaurants to Split Citibank Into Pieces