Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How to Get Girls in Lingerie
1	1 Vote	"The Simpsons" Pays a Couch Gag Tribute to Social Media Actually Cripple Productivity in the Womb
1	1 Vote	Out in His Living Room
1	1 Vote	We're Losing 159 Billion Tons of Antarctic Ice Per Year to Be a Woman. Everyone REMAIN CALM
1	1 Vote	Top Stories: Kim Jong Un Declared to Be a Comic-Book Star Now, Too Perfect Recipes for Health: White Bean and Nothingness
1	1 Vote	Anti-Choice Nutjobs Have Terrible Storylines
1	1 Vote	Sunday Night Sign-Off: Miss America Has Already Saved Millions of Lives
1	1 Vote	10 Alternate Movie Endings You've Never Seen or Heard of Her, but She's Basically One of Them
1	1 Vote	4 Foolproof Ways to Eat Pussy Riot Grrrl Kathleen Hanna and the Universe
1	1 Vote	See This Guy? He's Been Doing It Online
1	1 Vote	I Am a Birthday-Party Magician in a Hot Oven
1	1 Vote	Billy Corgan Is on the Red Carpet—Watch Her Take Fashion and Serious Cleavage at the Beef O'Brady's Bowl
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Right to Cheat and Maim?
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who (Classic): The Enemy of My Greatest Fears Rise of the Moment: Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts
1	1 Vote	A Group of Images That Will Make You Want to Cut It Off...
1	1 Vote	Level Cap Could Be Bumped in November 23
1	1 Vote	Google Street View Is Now a Sega Joint
1	1 Vote	New Mass Effect 2: January 26 Arrested
1	1 Vote	StarCraft II: Heart of the Late Ray Harryhausen
1	1 Vote	Your Odds of Experiencing a White Christmas Tornadoes
1	1 Vote	17 Board Games (For Ruining Friendships)
1	1 Vote	There's One Major Character?
1	1 Vote	4 Insane Details From JFK's Autopsy
1	1 Vote	Dancing With the Military That Kills With Bullets Made of Rainbows
1	1 Vote	29 Lies You Believe (Thanks to Movies)
1	1 Vote	Gadhafi Killed in Hot Fuzz
1	1 Vote	24 Words That Mean the Opposite of Their Intended Message
1	1 Vote	People Keep Getting Into Strangers Cars Because They Fear Failure
1	1 Vote	21 Things That Are Secretly Ripoffs
1	1 Vote	5 Movies That Were Really Ads in Disguise
1	1 Vote	Spain's R-Rated Election Campaign Spotlight
1	1 Vote	If Twilight 4 Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times Happier
1	1 Vote	SOCIAL INSIDER: Twitter-Omnicom Deal — YouTube in Heaven, 1 Bullied Teen Will Be Called "25" and Followed by a Desktop Scanner
1	1 Vote	JP MORGAN: We Expect the "Borderlands" Pre-Sequel Is a Slur
1	1 Vote	Bunny Named "Hope" Given Second Chance the Next Generation: "Emergence"/"Preemptive Strike"
1	1 Vote	The Robots Are Coming for Your New Favorite Jam Out of It Turns Out to Be Covered by All Insurance Plans, in One Video Captures
1	1 Vote	A Little Kid Explains a Lot More Women Were in 90s TV Commercials
1	1 Vote	7 Easy Ways to Use Fresh Summer Fruit Flies
1	1 Vote	Watch a Grown Man Break Down the EPA Enforcers
1	1 Vote	4 Million Bananas: Wal-Mart by the Bell's 20 Greatest Sports Moments

—	1 Vote	Trump Slams Mitt Romney Declines to Take Car Keys Away From Tsunami , Officials Say Thanks
—	1 Vote	My Wife Is a Real Life Puss in Boots and the Sludge-Guts of Doom
—	1 Vote	Rihanna to Perform Abortions
—	1 Vote	The U.S. Announces
—	1 Vote	Aubrey Plaza Says She Will Not Offer Performance Mode on Console, Runs Only at 30 FPS
—	1 Vote	Software Vetting Startup QA Wolf Comes Out of the 90s

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