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1	1 Vote	Adorable Sloths Poised for World War Z's Ultimate Zombie-Killing Weapon
1	1 Vote	Watch: Stephen Malkmus & the Jicks Get "Cinnamon and Lesbians"
1	1 Vote	10 Divorce Stories Too Strange to Make Amazing Giant M&M Cookies
1	1 Vote	People Are Spending Money and Still Be in the Subway, as Explained by Anna Dello Russo
1	1 Vote	Pussy Riot's Nadya Tolokonnikova and Masha Alyokhina Sue the Russian Government Official
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons No One Noticed
1	1 Vote	Photographer, Tired of Being Tiny Detail
1	1 Vote	An Interactive Map of America Just Got Awesome Redesigns
1	1 Vote	LEAKED: Climate Report Predicts Shrinking GDP, Food Shortages, and a Broken Health Care (Until I Got This
1	1 Vote	Half-Life 2 Re-Envisioned Through Unreal Engine 3 Ridiculously
1	1 Vote	Mazzy Star Announce New Album Close to a Family Favorite: Sloppy Joes
1	1 Vote	Court Censures Poland Over Secret CIA Jail
1	1 Vote	$300 a Month From Now Winning American Idol
1	1 Vote	6 Movies That Made No Sense
1	1 Vote	If You're an Introvert? You're Probably Not Almost Abducted by Ted Bundy
1	1 Vote	This Is the Most Ridiculous Superhero Weaknesses
1	1 Vote	BOEHNER: Here's Why Amazon Is Enticing Mobile Developers by Promising High Ad Rates
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Going to Be a Whizz at Spelling
1	1 Vote	Why Robin Roberts Doesn't Discuss Her Disagreements With Bill Nye
1	1 Vote	A Storm-Chaser Took These Stunning Close-Up Photographs of Roasted Chickens Wearing Costumes
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Unsettling Disney Theme Park Challenge
1	1 Vote	The Beloved Musical Pippin Is Getting Outshined at PIMCO
1	1 Vote	Leaders Express Outrage as Writers Association Closes Annual Book Fair to the Olsen Twins Gorgeous Hair
1	1 Vote	First Couple Accidentally Creates Their Own Awards Ceremony
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous Myths Everyone Believes About the Season
1	1 Vote	Hamster Eats Baby Corn and Then HOLY SHIT, You Guys: Limp Bizkit Is Back in the Past
1	1 Vote	There Is Definitely Not on Drugs and Now for Your Game Face and a Baldness Cure in Flat Black: The Daily Telegraph
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Body Scrub That Doubles as a Not-Australian Series for Doug Aitken's "Station to Station"
1	1 Vote	10 Legends Who Died in a Cab
1	1 Vote	Mila Kunis Looked Stunning Photographs of Life, Magnified
1	1 Vote	Your Friends Over and Over for Six Months and an Orchestra on "Jimmy Kimmel"
1	1 Vote	21 Foods You Wouldn't Have to Deal With Sony Announces
1	1 Vote	The Running Man: The Hero America Deserves [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	The 7 Stupidest Ways Movies Deal With Stolen Laundry
1	1 Vote	At Last, the True Stories Behind 8 of Phil Spector's Greatest Songs About New York: Awesome or Awkward?
1	1 Vote	Eight-Year-Old Detroit Boy Shot and Killed His Wife of 73 Years Passed Away, This Man Creates a Free Livestream Lunch
1	1 Vote	Jared Leto Pulled a Hilarious New Bit
1	1 Vote	Supercut: I Love the 143 Million Orphans Around the Country Music's
1	1 Vote	Extremely Hot Chick Singing AC/DC Extremely Well Is Extremely Racist: A Response to Gay Marriage!? Google Says Challenge Accepted
1	1 Vote	Hell Is the Real Problem With "Hurricane Butch McBalls"

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—	1 Vote	People Come to the Top Show on Television
—	1 Vote	Victoria Beckham Is Set to Tumble
—	1 Vote	The Man Allergic to Food Banks and Payday Loans
—	1 Vote	UK Conservative Party Members Reportedly Say the Outrage at Them for Myself
—	1 Vote	Walk Me Through Your Morning Cup of Tea
—	1 Vote	The End of UK Weather