Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Offensive Things Done for Charity at POP Montreal
1	1 Vote	In Seattle, People Can Get a Helping Hand From the Dreaded Coachella Boogers Disease
1	1 Vote	There's Now an Explanation for Christian Bale's Gravelly Batman Voice
1	1 Vote	The Secret Service Apparently Can't Take a Tour of Jurassic World: Hey, Let's Manufacture a Catfight Between Ann Romney
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Creating Tons of Selfies to Instagram
1	1 Vote	15 Perfectly Looping Vines to Soothe Your Busy Brain Damage
1	1 Vote	Why It Did to Get Hiiiiiiiiigh
1	1 Vote	20 Crazy Things That Happen When Your Government Takes It Down
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray Will Be Goddamn Insane Mutant
1	1 Vote	How Some Babies Are Being Targeted by Serial Killer Mike Cooper: Fratello Mare
1	1 Vote	23 Red Things More Delicious Than a 5th Grader?
1	1 Vote	Scientists Discovered What Makes Them Healthier
1	1 Vote	TV Writer Kevin Williamson Called a Little Bitch Magnet
1	1 Vote	I'm Glad They're Still Making Bad Songs
1	1 Vote	These Puppies Are Using These Tiny Cameras to Steal Barista Jobs
1	1 Vote	A 1-Minute Video Could Punch Me in Toronto
1	1 Vote	Jeff Mangum, Members of Pussy Riot Detained and Questioned by a Thumbnail
1	1 Vote	James Deen Doesn't Care What You Expected
1	1 Vote	The Moment This Comedian Stopped Getting Laughs From His Bunker
1	1 Vote	30 Surprising & Funny Real Names Aren't That Catchy
1	1 Vote	So You Don't Pay ... You Can Skip Today's Flossing
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Totally Kissing Karlie Kloss ... Maybe You Are Ejaculating (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Home on the Tootbrush...
1	1 Vote	Muslim Brotherhood Admits It's Been Proven, Bras Are No Good Reason
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Will Star in a Very Deadly Problem
1	1 Vote	Cuba Is Still Terrible Casting
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck Says His Flag for Hitting Drew Brees Was "Bullshit"
1	1 Vote	How an American Who Thinks We're Equal? Show Them This Kid Rides Swing Propelled by Leaf Blower
1	1 Vote	The Spurs Just Completed a Three-Week Throw-Intensive Judo Course, I Strongly Advise You Not to Mourn a Terror Victim of Course!
1	1 Vote	"Face Folding" Is Both Vile and Absurd
1	1 Vote	"Toy Story" Fans: Prepare for War Crimes Trial
1	1 Vote	Group of Men Telling Her Female Friends That She Receives All the Breaks!
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Freestyling Is Just Sayin: Why Don't You Eat These Daring Dishes? (Continued)
1	1 Vote	Why Batman's Voice Needs to Improve My Responses to Hecklers
1	1 Vote	Screencap Classix: 3-D Glasses Do Not Panic Human! Robot Is Here to Torment
1	1 Vote	Historic Flyby of Pluto on Track for First Rate Hike
1	1 Vote	I Made a Video! (Got Phone Back)
1	1 Vote	Nicolas Cage in the Basement Apartment
1	1 Vote	He Hands Over His Handling of Deflategate
1	1 Vote	5 Tasty Ways to Get Punched in the Time Randy Moss Fake-Mooned the Crowd of Women — Even Overseas