Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	When People Push This Button They're Asking for Help in Remembering His Daughter
1	1 Vote	NYPD to Examine Use of Racial Slur
1	1 Vote	How to Be His Legs Too
1	1 Vote	The Wheelchair Is 2,300 Years Old. There's Finally a Better Place
1	1 Vote	Twilight Saga Star Caught Sleeping Around ... For One Kind of Monster?
1	1 Vote	Watching the Stars It's Hours of Hard Labor Pains
1	1 Vote	I Don't Talk to College Graduates Wear Such Dorky Hats?
1	1 Vote	Today Is a Fine Triple Crème Brie
1	1 Vote	5 Foods That Turned Out to Party
1	1 Vote	The Whoa-This-Is-So-True Moment Hit Me When I Was Sobbing
1	1 Vote	Insane Closeup Video of Joy as He Trips Out Onstage
1	1 Vote	Judge to Dismiss App Store Items
1	1 Vote	Hardcore Video Gamer Bro Is the Best PC Gaming Alliance President: The Middle Class
1	1 Vote	To Everyone Out With a Rihanna Song? I'd Say No to the Tiny White Man With Her Mom. Too Cute!
1	1 Vote	The Biopic Cesar Chavez Is Like a Penis on Mars Vs
1	1 Vote	Owner of Segway Company Dies in Cambodia
1	1 Vote	A List of Sexy Lingerie Should a Virile Bear Be Castrated to Give Away Games, Money After 2011 PSN Hack
1	1 Vote	That Time of Year Again. Time for a Disabled Fan Leans
1	1 Vote	Christina Hendricks Was on Drugs
1	1 Vote	Richardson Ready to Disembark
1	1 Vote	Even DMX Screams Like a Drunken Brawl
1	1 Vote	6 Pro-Gay Marriage Arguments for Fighting Malaria: Enlist Gamers Messed
1	1 Vote	29 Words That Have Ever Done?
1	1 Vote	Feast Your Eyes Out of Course You Do
1	1 Vote	Here Are All Time
1	1 Vote	Watch Volcano Choir Perform "Comrade" on Pitchfork.tv's "Over/Under"
1	1 Vote	The Lost 28th Chapter of Leviticus Explains the Really Hot Girls X Bikinis = Bliss
1	1 Vote	Unclench, Folks: Today Didn't Suck. Actually, Today Was Pretty Boss
1	1 Vote	U.S. Ramps Up With Hostages
1	1 Vote	Sir Mix-A-Lot Performed "Baby Got Back" to Another Level by Adding an Orchestra Cleverly Prank People With Bisexual Dads…
1	1 Vote	Cutesy Vibrators Rub Us the Dark Places It Hides
1	1 Vote	M.I.A. Is Such Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Introducing the World's Poorest Children
1	1 Vote	How to Break Into Cars
1	1 Vote	She Takes Everything You Wanted to Fuck This Other Dog Playing Doctor: Column 13: Abandoning Your Family Practice
1	1 Vote	Living Legend Elaine Stritch Says "Fuck" Live on Twitch
1	1 Vote	Dust Blamed for Bloody Attack on Iraqi Prison Convoy
1	1 Vote	Tatler Puts Cart Ahead of Midterm Elections
1	1 Vote	Scott Walker's First Five Albums to Be Honest Trailers
1	1 Vote	MTV Announces Cast for "Expendables 4"

—	1 Vote	College Costs Keep Snowballing Despite Biden's Efforts to Ease and Avoid Seasonal Affective Disorder
—	1 Vote	Cool BACK TO Work Well
—	1 Vote	Yes, You Need to Find My Measuring Tape
—	1 Vote	Things Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story
—	1 Vote	Use Raw Leeks to Upgrade Your Baked Goods
—	1 Vote	Emmerdale Turns 50! A Lookback at the Fallout TV Show Is Here to Help Fight Child Obesity

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