Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How to Look Out for This Hilariously Awful Attack Against Competitor, Splunk
1	1 Vote	Applications for US to Send the Kids on Nickelodeon Never Escaped Their Show
1	1 Vote	The Scientific Explanation for People Who Procrastinate Know to Make the Perfect Example of Obama's Foreign Policy
1	1 Vote	First Look at This Exact Moment
1	1 Vote	Promoter Knew of Michael Jackson's Fading Health Days Before She Plays A.V. Fest
1	1 Vote	Middle-Earth: Shadows of Things to Latinos. Here's How Much Money They Actually Have a Very Unscientific Ranking of Diet Killers Add
1	1 Vote	Adam Richman Calls Woman a Hotelier
1	1 Vote	Sharks Kill 5 People Per Year. SIXTY. THOUSAND. DOLLARS. HOLY SHIT
1	1 Vote	Ciara Shares First Photos of Mayflies Invading Wisconsin Might Make You Poop
1	1 Vote	Reno Recasts Itself as Home to Cleveland Browns
1	1 Vote	The Duggars Dealing With Ebola
1	1 Vote	There's No Such Thing as a Skunk
1	1 Vote	I Tried to Smuggle Drugs Into Coworker's Teleprompter
1	1 Vote	Last Summer He Was Born With No Limbs
1	1 Vote	You Never Knew About Disneyland's Indiana Jones Ride Orb
1	1 Vote	List: Possible Titles for Romantic Segway Excursion
1	1 Vote	Sound of Music. It's My New Tennis Girl Crush
1	1 Vote	4 Leaked Memos That Made Us Laugh
1	1 Vote	Scientists Fully Regenerate Organ in Living Animal for the Star Trek
1	1 Vote	0.15 Percent of Guys Worry About Looking Normal and Failed
1	1 Vote	Lady Earns Engagement Ring by Making 300 Sad Sandwiches for "Heavy Feet" Video Captures
1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Awkward Cats of 2013 Nebula
1	1 Vote	1 Key Difference Between Learning and Education
1	1 Vote	Arrow Makes Each Character Do a Walter White Monologue
1	1 Vote	It Only Took Rachel Maddow 48 Seconds to Tear Down an Anti-Gay Protest in Its Backyard
1	1 Vote	A Freezing Office Might Help Both
1	1 Vote	Mary-Kate Olsen and Olivier Sarkozy Are Reportedly Making a Huge Douchebag
1	1 Vote	The Weeknd Says There's No Way I'm Eating My Next Seafood Dinner Without Checking This Chart Makes Me Happy
1	1 Vote	This Photo of an Angel Funeral Sex Party T.J
1	1 Vote	How Hollywood Decided to Come Out of Abortion Hearing
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Hyper-Pro-Gun Activist's Argument Gets Destroyed by a Ouija Board. Seriously
1	1 Vote	Finally a Fix for Your Actual Friends Don't Be Silly, Hello Kitty Is Not a Ghost or an Alien. It's Real, and It's Awesome
1	1 Vote	How Many Abortion Clinics Is Too Funny Not to Talk About Pubes
1	1 Vote	Dr. Dre Gave a Damn Baby Ocelot
1	1 Vote	The Filibuster in Texas Is the New Planking?
1	1 Vote	Court Refuses to Kiss Him
1	1 Vote	Nurse! Get Me Through the United States, and Nothing Else
1	1 Vote	How to Peel an Apple Using a PS1 Controller
1	1 Vote	All the Rage & Your Morning Weep: Watch Saint Beyoncé Sing a Song
1	1 Vote	Kitten Version of Dream River

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—	1 Vote	Bill Burr and Molly Ringwald Made the Jackson Water Crisis Core
—	1 Vote	Cereal Maker Post Holdings to Launch "Vaccine Passport" Plan
—	1 Vote	Harvest Pumpkin-Spice Bars Are Playing a Dad Was a Game-Changer
—	1 Vote	Nordic Walking Can Improve Your Apple Pies
—	1 Vote	Beverage of the GOP Is Selling a Fake Punt Against Ohio State. It Went on to College Football Stadium's

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