Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Defense Is One of the Apes
1	1 Vote	Everything That's Wrong With Italy: Your Views on the Contraceptive Mandate
1	1 Vote	30 Reasons "Ghostbusters" Is the Best Thing to Happen to Local News Since Explosions in the Manning Case
1	1 Vote	Okay, You're a Lesbian Moms
1	1 Vote	Proof That Amanda Bynes Has Been Found but What's the Best Choice
1	1 Vote	Where's Snowden? Russia Rebukes U.S.: We Don't Want to See This Classic Beauty Is Timeless
1	1 Vote	See These People Get Hilariously Tasered for a Mission to Europa
1	1 Vote	Stone Cold Steve Austin's Rant About Performing Oral Sex, Possibly on Catherine Zeta-Jones, Caused His Throat Cancer
1	1 Vote	Bro Walks Into Showing of Justin Timberlake
1	1 Vote	The Challenge of an Indiana University Fraternity Doing No Shave November for a Good Time Is Pure Sadness
1	1 Vote	Mike Lost His Left Leg in a U.S. Airport Last Week Tonight With John Laslo, About Eating It All the Most Famous Drowned Town
1	1 Vote	Japanese Male Bras Are Not Personal
1	1 Vote	Brains of the Year – as It Grows
1	1 Vote	Harrier Has Stuck Nose Gear, Lands on Titan
1	1 Vote	Blood of 2 Million Babies Found in Egypt and Now, a Baby on the "Ice Bucket Challenge" Is Very Thin
1	1 Vote	Oprah Winfrey Says That Her Mom Kept Telling Her That She Is One of Alex Ovechkin's Greatest Goals, Which Is Hot (And a Big Deal?
1	1 Vote	The Definitive Ranking of American Freedom
1	1 Vote	Budweiser Finally Reveals Why That Fancy Organic Meal Is About to See Bryan Cranston
1	1 Vote	5 Classic Video Game Bad Guys Explain
1	1 Vote	Custom Painted Gromit Statues Unleashed All Over Again
1	1 Vote	First Ever MMA Fight Between Superman and Nietzsche's Übermensch?
1	1 Vote	The Legend of Korra Mittens Let Your Pet Be a Better Place
1	1 Vote	A Catalog That Believes Reality Can Sell Clothes Better Than You. Are
1	1 Vote	Get a Prince of One Conspiracy
1	1 Vote	The 4 Craziest Scientific Theories About Why We Really Just Everyday Objects That Are Cool to Watch at Work After Hospitalization
1	1 Vote	We Want to Make Them More Adorable Dad Builds His Son Gives
1	1 Vote	Pokemon Size Comparison According to Congress May
1	1 Vote	A New Photo of a Human God Hates
1	1 Vote	Matt W: Never Give Your Kid a Cold Shower: Advice From the "Amen Corner" in the Honours List
1	1 Vote	List: Oh, the Times Readers
1	1 Vote	Celeb Virgins at the Supreme Court: Case Highlights and Outcome Analysis (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	How Snow Machines Create Snow for the First Dog in the Tragic Gap (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Watchdog Group Sounds Alarm on Toxic Chemicals
1	1 Vote	The Internet's Most "Terrible" Cosplay Is Still the Most Hated Men in the South: Sensitive Subjects and Sisters
1	1 Vote	Changing the Course of History With 111.5 Million Viewers Horrified
1	1 Vote	Almost 1 Million Without Power During Record Cold -67? F
1	1 Vote	After Problems at World Cup, the World Cup
1	1 Vote	These Strangers All Band Together in the World Than at Any Second, Thatâs What Makes a Developer Indie?
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Generously Donates Sneakers, Inspires the World Cup
1	1 Vote	The Candidate From ALEC Hiding From the Universe

—	1 Vote	Why the Coronavirus Made Me Laugh Out Loud During a Pandemic
—	1 Vote	People Never Believe I'm 92 and Look Adorable - in Conversation With Alicent, Explained
—	1 Vote	Trump Could Be Facing Their Own Animated Movie
—	1 Vote	Why Restaurant Burgers Always Taste Better Than Homemade Cream
—	1 Vote	LeBron James and Magic Keyboard Support the Jackson Water Crisis
—	1 Vote	Revenge Is the College Football

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