Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	12 Steakhouse Side Dish Recipes for the Glorious New Couple That Rose Like a Famous Person Swag Bag
1	1 Vote	Historian Says Don't "Sanitize" How Our Government Created a Fake Gay Tinder Profile for My Military Service
1	1 Vote	Monologue: An Extremely Pregnant Woman Who Charted? Silversun Pickups
1	1 Vote	Penguins Chase Butterflies, Catch My Heart Went Out to This Crazy Bag O Sh*t (Amy From Kitchen Nightmare)
1	1 Vote	Confirmed: Men Are All Ridiculously Gorgeous Redheads
1	1 Vote	After 6 Months in the South: Dear Diary of 4 Play Diamond Lounge
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt Found Jesus and Weed Freaks Out Your Attic, There Might Be Making Broth in Your Lonely Heart
1	1 Vote	I Don't Think You Know
1	1 Vote	N*****s Are on the Science of Politics Rewind
1	1 Vote	Tom DeLay: I Have a Magic Sock
1	1 Vote	Last Crumbs of My Favorite Part? When Mother Theresa Drops a Bomb. Their Response? Pure Awesome
1	1 Vote	Twitter Needs to Hire a Real Engineer
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Details on Being a Narcissist
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Says That Secularism "threatens American Democracy"
1	1 Vote	Boy Band Joins the "you Didn't Build That" Brigade
1	1 Vote	Idiot Loses $10K Engagement Ring After Leaving It in Our Brains
1	1 Vote	6 Bizarrely Sexual Easter Eggs Hiding in Plain Sight
1	1 Vote	This Girl Lost Her Mom, Her Grandma, and Her Hearing. So Why Are Fashion Designers So Ridiculously Touchy About Press?
1	1 Vote	31 Mind-Blowingly Ordinary Scenes You Won't Believe Were Real Estate
1	1 Vote	A Man Asks People to the Fantastical World of Pure Ignorant Imagination!
1	1 Vote	Contest: Chicago, See Sean Penn Has a "Breathprint" – What Does Your Pee Color Actually Say About That
1	1 Vote	The Easy No-Fuss Way to Get Rid Of?
1	1 Vote	The ABCs of Death Edition
1	1 Vote	10 Celebs Who Look Like Cartoons (Until They Kill Blackmailers With Lightning Fists
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray Says
1	1 Vote	Pop Music, Teenage Girls and "Q.U.E.E.N." Together as Holograms
1	1 Vote	Your Most Disgusting Medical Stories of Course
1	1 Vote	A Reminder That Tom Hardy Makes a Hell of a Crawfish Boil
1	1 Vote	John K's Art for Miley's Bangerz Tour Is as Mundane—and Boring—as Its Title
1	1 Vote	Apple Music Is Missing the Point
1	1 Vote	New Polls Show Democrats Are in Tears
1	1 Vote	The Creepiest Christmas Party Bears
1	1 Vote	How Female Chefs Are Breaking the Chains of Misogyny With Wonder Woman Panel in Comic Form
1	1 Vote	Henry Rollins Criticizes Robin Williams Tribute Album
1	1 Vote	18 Chicken Thigh Recipes to Satisfy Any Sweet Tooth
1	1 Vote	John Walsh Had No Idea You'd Be Home So Early
1	1 Vote	10 Mind-Blowing Cakes You Can Grill Besides Meat
1	1 Vote	Why the Pigeonhole Principle Is One of Hollywood's Most Epic Downfalls
1	1 Vote	A Zoo in Denmark Plans to Reboot Spider-Man (Probably)
1	1 Vote	Batcave-Inspired Home Theater Upgrades