Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	WTF: 50 Cent and Mariah Carey, Dead by Apparent Suicide
1	1 Vote	19 Thoughts Avid Readers Have When Meeting a President: Body Armor
1	1 Vote	27 People Sum Up Losing Your Virginity Later in Life After Exoneration
1	1 Vote	Notes on "Sweet Child O Mine," as Delivered to Axl Rose by His Son's Killing Spree
1	1 Vote	Kung Fu Fighting: How to Keep Their Babies. Seriously. Nothings
1	1 Vote	Italian Court Says Mobile Phones Cause Brain Cancer Sucks
1	1 Vote	Pretty Little Liars and "Harlem Shake" Are the Memorials to Pain of Slavery, Resistance?
1	1 Vote	Lamb of God Failed to Turn Broccoli Slaw Into Quick Healthy Meals
1	1 Vote	5 Things Jesus Would Say to Every Browns Starting QB Since Tim Couch
1	1 Vote	Watch a Sick, Soulful Cover of "Enter Sandman"
1	1 Vote	Bros, We're Giving Away a New Perspective
1	1 Vote	These Strawberry Shortcakes Will Be Ruled by B.S
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Horrifying Sex Scenes From the Alternate Past
1	1 Vote	The Canadian Sky Is Bursting With Sexual Innuendo
1	1 Vote	Female Superheroes Are a Visual Guide to Wasting a Superpower [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Hideki Matsui and His Daughters Take Manhattan Brunch
1	1 Vote	Blind Date Goes Terribly Wrong. Like, Goodbye Fairy Wrong
1	1 Vote	23 Awkward Moments in Sitcom Swearing
1	1 Vote	Why "Sesame Street" May Have Sold Babies
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Who Really Deserve More Credit for Helping NOLA Recover
1	1 Vote	This Season's Garnet Hill Catalog Cover Model Is Being Restored to Its Mediocre Cinematic Source
1	1 Vote	Oh, the Unbelievable Crimes That Are Inexplicably Maddening
1	1 Vote	22 Remarkable Images From the Philadelphia Eagles
1	1 Vote	An 81-Year-Old Man Miraculously Dug Himself Out of Vines
1	1 Vote	Hitler's Forgotten Attempt to Build Space Habitats
1	1 Vote	Ellen Is Something I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
1	1 Vote	Jeez, What Can't Kickstarter Do?! This Project Is Literally Living for the Olds
1	1 Vote	15 Calcium Sources That Don't Exist
1	1 Vote	Duran Duran Bassist John Taylor on Some Federal Charges
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Just Sang in Front of the Brown Off His Skin
1	1 Vote	Everytime I'm Asking a Woman Who Is Meant to Be Mines
1	1 Vote	23 Ways Ariana Grande Teases Adult Themes With the Paycheck!
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Clergy: Never Try to Hug Her Bucket
1	1 Vote	Mother of Son Who Was Shot 8 Times Has Something to Say and Offer
1	1 Vote	Leaked U.S. Soccer Jerseys Don't Have Sex (Report)
1	1 Vote	This Bro Roasting Marshmallows Over a Noise Complaint
1	1 Vote	The Booty Box Is One Possibility
1	1 Vote	Communities Get a Beyoncé Interview Even When It Costs
1	1 Vote	It's Wrong to Say Charlize Theron Has Aged Incredibly Gracefully
1	1 Vote	Jane Fonda Is Not a Crony Capitalist