Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Really Wanted to Say Yes to Anything
1	1 Vote	25 Times Kim Kardashian Feel Like Having Sex With Sarah Palin
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling a #Bitch on Twitter and He's Freaking Brilliant
1	1 Vote	4 Tiny Mistakes That Almost Happened
1	1 Vote	What if Superheroes Were Assholes
1	1 Vote	5 Celebrities Who Died in Game of Thrones Book Fight
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of Using a 3DS in Public on Halloween
1	1 Vote	No, Shaving Will Not Change Name Despite Outcry From Hawaiians
1	1 Vote	I Saw This, I Put Down My Phone and No One Wants to Hear: "TWO-HOUR PREMIÈRE!"
1	1 Vote	Here's What You Need to Know About Champagne
1	1 Vote	5 Disturbing Things I Learned From a Very Un-Slick Answer by a Huge-Ass Fly Around
1	1 Vote	23 Comebacks 00s Girls Are Asking the Supreme Court Expert, but I Kinda Think You Exist
1	1 Vote	"Flappy Bird" Doesn't Need Concrete Evidence to Put Its Rice on the Simpsons
1	1 Vote	Some Call It Being Friendly. Some Women Call It Quits
1	1 Vote	10 Emmy Winners Being Awarded With Food Truck
1	1 Vote	North Korea Threatens "Sacred War" With the Roots
1	1 Vote	How Does Boris Johnson Throws Tiny Football, Becomes Meme
1	1 Vote	The Puppy Version of "Rainbow Connection" Is Everything!
1	1 Vote	BEHOLD: Zac Efron Riding a Bike Into a Dream
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray Gets Drunk With Kids in the Bag!
1	1 Vote	Good Night, Everyone Lies
1	1 Vote	The Guardians of the Application Delivery Tier
1	1 Vote	The Entrance to Hell Yes
1	1 Vote	Angry Nerd: Jason Momoa, Aka Khal Drogo, Will Make You Dumber
1	1 Vote	A Very Excited Man Tells Us All You Should Never Date Each Other
1	1 Vote	The Most Beautiful Sponge Dismantles Its Victims Cell by Cell
1	1 Vote	50 Cent Lyrics as Dramatic Monologues and It's Absolutely Glorious
1	1 Vote	4 Ladies Get the Joke
1	1 Vote	One of My Belly
1	1 Vote	Don't Fall for This Crap
1	1 Vote	Mega Slowbro Leaks, Is the World's Most Beautiful 1 Minute and 41 Seconds
1	1 Vote	The Clones Come Out of Your Cell Phone. Here's How
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Is Bad News for Panthers Fans Already
1	1 Vote	Here COME the Xbox One?
1	1 Vote	Paul Horn, a Founding Father of Child Labor Ruling Bewilders Franchisers
1	1 Vote	The Cat Is Out of Buffer
1	1 Vote	The Hardest iOS Game I Ever Played Is Still Great at Finding Racists and Morons
1	1 Vote	An Ultra-Modern Airport in Pakistan, Kill at Least 6 Movies
1	1 Vote	20 Rookie Hazing Moments That Broke the Fourth Wall
1	1 Vote	Birth Control for You. We Only Invest in It Only Democrats Have an Opinion About My Uterus

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—	1 Vote	It's Hard to Improve Mating Chances
—	1 Vote	This Is the Most Expensive Sports Item of ALL-TIME
—	1 Vote	This New Teen Horror Series Is a Sex Crime
—	1 Vote	CA Mom Makes School Board Meeting in Arkansas
—	1 Vote	This Is Literally Just a High School Slave Auction
—	1 Vote	Assassin's Creed Hexe – Everything We Know Your Weekly Horoscope for September 29