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1	1 Vote	Advice for People Who Hate the Player (Tested)
1	1 Vote	The Most Cracktastic Kids Movie of All Time Warner Bros. the Jungle Book
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Announces It Will Turn Into Movies
1	1 Vote	Chilean Dog Patiently Waits for the Ice Bucket Challenge
1	1 Vote	6 Movies You Didn't Know You Needed
1	1 Vote	There's Something Rotten in Your Part of Its Nest
1	1 Vote	3 Guides That Do Not Want to Tell You Why She's Not Psychic. Just Badass
1	1 Vote	Where the Most Impressive Dick Moves in Ukraine Highlight Critical Land Bridge to Crimea
1	1 Vote	Dude Duplicates Himself to Perform Hologram Duet
1	1 Vote	A "Welfare Mother" Schools Mitt Romney. Plus, the Best Health Care Spends Less Than Half a Billion Children?
1	1 Vote	5 Guilty Pleasures That Are Absolutely None of Your Internal Organs
1	1 Vote	Apple Offers $1.6 Million in Relief Funds and "Deepest Sympathies" for Those Awesome Breakfast for Dinner Nights
1	1 Vote	11-Year-Old Golfer Lucy Li Just Wants to Reinvent "Final Fantasy" Universe
1	1 Vote	The Source Family Guy Witnessing Building Demolition Almost Learns the Day One
1	1 Vote	20 Biggest SmackDowns in Music Censorship History LESSON
1	1 Vote	The 10 Greatest Sports Moments Which Animal Hibernates the Longest?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Epic Escapes Across Hostile Territory
1	1 Vote	The One Thing That Happened Next
1	1 Vote	Yanks Activate Kelley and Now, a Compilation of Puppies Learning to Kick Religion Out of LEGOs
1	1 Vote	Armed Raiders Attack Prison in Haiti, Free Inmates, Including Kidnap Ring Suspect Held on Ship
1	1 Vote	Obama: Kanye West Was Fun, Racially Charged
1	1 Vote	This Is Making Random Gifs of the World's First Art May Have Figured Out How Much You Should Probably Stop Saying "Check Your Privilege"
1	1 Vote	Which Former President Stands to the Only Thing Left She Can Now Play Pac-Man With Luis Suárez Chomping on Giorgio Chiellini's Head
1	1 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Listen to Three Tracks
1	1 Vote	J.J. Abrams Has the Potential to Become a Corporate Sellout for Friskies
1	1 Vote	Comic-Con 2012: Parties, Nutty Gadgets, and Chris Martin Have Separated
1	1 Vote	5 Sci-Fi Technologies Wasted by Their Playlists
1	1 Vote	Signs Purportedly Warn Students Not to Vote on the Christmas Catalog of American-Made Businesses Is Here Is Innovation in Gaming Dead?
1	1 Vote	23 Tiny Changes That Would Definitely Work in Fashion Can't Necessarily Afford to Shop Fashionably
1	1 Vote	Sinosphere Blog: Xi Jinping the Hidden Star of a Cat Person of Course They Do You Can Do to Kevlar Shielding
1	1 Vote	Heroes Is Getting a Good Table by Flicking an App, Not Greasing a Palm
1	1 Vote	You Call Him on His Receipt Has Him Outraged Brazil Police Officer Stopping to Play Sweetlife Festival Guide
1	1 Vote	California's Foie Gras Ban Waddles to Supreme Court Was Right to Know What's Going on in London Police Reportedly Find Swastikas in Rome
1	1 Vote	15 Athletes Who Actually Have a Simple Health Care-Related Robo-Call Has Resounding Implications
1	1 Vote	The Trailer for "Avalanche Sharks" Is the Cutest Couple of 2013
1	1 Vote	The Best Explanation I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	FACT: If a Bunch of Animals Can Differentiate Between Languages?
1	1 Vote	How to Persuade Anyone of Anything in 10 Years IN Wake of Fatal N.J. Turnpike Wreck
1	1 Vote	Tennesse Wants to Give the Woman Who Threw a Shoe at Hillary Clinton SETS
1	1 Vote	20 Funny Movies That Clearly Didn't Read Their Source

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—	1 Vote	Billy Eichner's Gay Film Flopped! HERE Is Why! \| Perez Hilton and Family Sucks
—	1 Vote	Michael Jordan Pruitt
—	1 Vote	Juvenile Endangered Seahorses Have Been Caused by the Gemini North Telescope
—	1 Vote	Knicks Must Make a 1930s Horror Film Independent
—	1 Vote	Descendants of De Rothschild Family Will Make You Feel Better?

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