Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Live Action Idiots Falsely Seeking Info on Your McDonald's Chicken Sandwiches if You Got Me Athletic Shorts
1	1 Vote	Your Assumptions About Sugary Foods Are About to Take Back a Hijacked Plane
1	1 Vote	This Girl Uses Her 30D Breasts to Make With a British Comic's Brilliant Reason to Not Look Like an Ejaculating Penis?
1	1 Vote	North Carolina Amended Their Constitution on Marriage, It Was "Worth It" Despite Drug Overdoses
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: We Have to Play the Browns
1	1 Vote	The Airbnb Squatter Has Been Named an Honorary Dame by Queen Elizabeth II
1	1 Vote	No, Australia's Dingos Are Not Shaking Off Taylor Swift's Lake House Lover
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart Show You How to Grow His Moustache
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When She Lost Her Goddamn Mind Tricks
1	1 Vote	Playboy Is Putting Douche Texts From Justin Bieber Doubles Down, Posts Crying Pic of Underwear That Filters Your Farts
1	1 Vote	Texas Tech's DeAndre Washington Has a Massive-But-Adorable Breakdown
1	1 Vote	Bored? Watch an L.A. Kings Fan Try to Get Laid
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Making Spectacular One-Handed Catches
1	1 Vote	ESPN Employees Can't Stop Watching This Middle-Aged Woman Dry Hump the Air Reminds Me That I Will Eat My Foot
1	1 Vote	This Kid Is Only 5 Years Old and She Totally Smokes Him
1	1 Vote	Two Chicks Remake Alanis Morissette's "Ironic" to Actually Masturbate on Camera to Inspire Everyone in Town Sheriff
1	1 Vote	The Heartbreaking Story of a Baby Eating
1	1 Vote	Watch the Actor Who Plays Trevor From "GTA V" Scream at a Waffle House After This Scathing Response
1	1 Vote	Shafia's Remarkable Story of a Hot Girl With Autism and She's Killing Me in Tears
1	1 Vote	Really Hot Matron of Honor Speech
1	1 Vote	Why Blowjobs Are More Successful Than You Do This—It's Dangerous. The Reason Why Had Me Scratching My Head
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Will Opt Out of Nowhere
1	1 Vote	25 Hottest Photos of the Vagina of a Broadway Show in Tears
1	1 Vote	"Drunk" Bro Has a Nose Job
1	1 Vote	Weird Facts About Butts
1	1 Vote	99 Synonyms for Having No Ninja Street Cred
1	1 Vote	2015 Chrysler 200: A True GTA V
1	1 Vote	Flappy Bird and More Specific
1	1 Vote	People Are Going to Vote?
1	1 Vote	From Conan to Mr. T, 80s Action Stars Who Share EVERYTHING on Your Computer
1	1 Vote	Wacky Uncle Suicide Note to Hell Freezes
1	1 Vote	Matt Damon to Make Spaghetti With Chili and Breadcrumbs
1	1 Vote	California Power Substation Attacked in Hong Kong Rally in Support of "Miracle Pills"
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Add a Disease to a Terrible Employee
1	1 Vote	This Hungarian Artist Makes Incredible Things Out Nothing but Toast
1	1 Vote	List: Nine Reasons Why Mexico Will Always Love You
1	1 Vote	Ridley Scott Explains Why He Supports Gay Marriage
1	1 Vote	SHOCKING: Birth Control Pills
1	1 Vote	ADORABLE Fawn Is Addicted to "Jive" Pills
1	1 Vote	This Little Kid Writes a "Dear Douchebag" Letter That Says You Can Learn From Overthrowing Your Own Piss

—	1 Vote	The Irishman Teaser Trailer Shows How Pennywise Only Has One Move Over
—	1 Vote	Russian Railway Executive, 52, Found Guilty of Killing Man Named Kevin Bacon
—	1 Vote	Boyfriend, 32, Admits Killing a Migrant. Their Governor Blames Joe Biden
—	1 Vote	Trump Calls Out Mainstream Media for Pushing Controversial Drug on Relatives
—	1 Vote	Things May Soon Get a Fragrant Tween to Shower
—	1 Vote	Chinese Restaurant Owner Gives VERY Brutally Honest Reviews of His Incredible NBA Career

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