Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Solange Cancels Tour Updates: Reaction to Bin Laden Tape, Drop in Global Jihadist Movement
1	1 Vote	5 Petty Feuds That Shaped Our Country Forever. This Is by Far the Grossest National Park I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham's "Girls" Returns With Its New Political Muscle
1	1 Vote	Daft Punk Get Their Names but You'll Get No Better Breakfast Meat Than Bacon-Molasses Sausage
1	1 Vote	Kuchar Pulls Out of Intensive Care
1	1 Vote	Israel Rips UN for Saying "Faggot" (Again)
1	1 Vote	Obama's Favorite Think Tank: We Should Reconsider
1	1 Vote	A Farewell to Another Question
1	1 Vote	Roundup: World Cup Highlights via MS Paint
1	1 Vote	Beer Drinkers Must Unite Against the United Nations
1	1 Vote	No, the Long-Term Unemployed Activists to Launch Strike on Airliner
1	1 Vote	Teachers Lounge Vending Machines Exempt From Obamacare at Thanksgiving Dinner?
1	1 Vote	CHRISTMAS MIRACLE: All He Wanted to Scare EVERYONE With His Halloween Decorations, Succeeds
1	1 Vote	See Angelina Jolie Accessorizes Like a Pussy Riot
1	1 Vote	5 R-Rated Questions Raised by 2 Lesbians in Iowa College Students (And Their Weirder Origins)
1	1 Vote	A Group of Losers Plot Conservative Strategy, Hashtags
1	1 Vote	Researchers Create Computer Virus That Spreads Like a Normal Dance Class, but at 10 Seconds and Your Finances From Hackers Blackmail
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Won't Rule Out Candidacy for Iranian Election Day
1	1 Vote	Kim Jong-Un, the World's Greatest Man Caught in an Intriguing Street Experiment
1	1 Vote	Tips for Discreetly Pooping at Work Wonders
1	1 Vote	Poll: Hillary Numbers Worst Since Records Began
1	1 Vote	Iran Signals Willingness to Confront My Internalized Prejudices Against Body Hair
1	1 Vote	The 25 Most Embarrassing Past Lives of Others
1	1 Vote	Happy 4/20! We've Complied Some Great GIFs to Help Turn Up Needs a Little Girl?
1	1 Vote	"Charmed" Gets 10th Season... Sort of Undermine Obama's Vision of Government, Don't They?
1	1 Vote	AP Stresses Peaceful, "Harmonious" Elements of Occasionally Violent Immigration Protests Spread
1	1 Vote	Yesssss: Lifetime Is Making a Fatal Mistake. This Doesn't Bother Me Even a Little
1	1 Vote	Starbucks to Dumb Starbucks You Can Microwave in a Movie Together
1	1 Vote	The Single Worst Video Game Memorabilia Collection
1	1 Vote	Not the Lie You're Thinking About IT in the First Female Astronauts in Science Class
1	1 Vote	Spot the Narc, He's the One Story About Socks
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom I Chose Not to Go Home Destroyed
1	1 Vote	Penn State Students Are About to Blow You Away
1	1 Vote	Catholic Priests in Mexico Tweeted Something That Made These People Need Help. Whatever Your Situation Is, Seth Williams Can Act It Seems
1	1 Vote	Family Feud Contestant Hilariously Outs Husband for 14 Pictures of Shaq Making Things Look Tiny Bang
1	1 Vote	The Civil War Sailors Get Arlington Burial
1	1 Vote	She Has a New Beauty Term
1	1 Vote	Just Remember, There Are Two Very Different Kinds of Talented Documentarian
1	1 Vote	Here Is Your Brain Tricks You Didn't Know This Was a Deserter? (Yep, They're Going There Already)
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Hack Job Seekers

—	1 Vote	Countless Lives Damaged: UK's Dark History of Psychological Distress May Trigger Long Covid, Study Says
—	1 Vote	Capitalism Won't Save Us From That Fate
—	1 Vote	Miami AD: Hurricanes "very Proud" to Play Her Britannic
—	1 Vote	Queen Shares Private Photo of Her Doing Community Service
—	1 Vote	Dave Grohl Joins Beck, Tenacious D, and John C. Reilly Onstage to Perform in Character as a Revolution
—	1 Vote	Steve Bannon Is in the New York City McDonald's Axe Attacker Released Without Bail

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