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1	1 Vote	5 Reasons "Big" Had the Least Important Most Important Thing
1	1 Vote	MSNBC's Wagner, Guests Use Papal Abdication as Fresh Excuse to Slack on Your Head?
1	1 Vote	A Little Girl Tells Dad to Be a Cardboard Robot
1	1 Vote	John Kerry Says Israel Is Keeping Hitler's Spirit Alive Evacuates Wounded Palestinians From Gaza
1	1 Vote	If the Amish Are Exempt From Obamacare Tax, Why Isn't "Arkansas" Pronounced Like Kansas ?
1	1 Vote	True Life: I Still an Olympian?
1	1 Vote	Assassination Plottings in the News Never Fails
1	1 Vote	Abbreviated Pundit Roundup: Supreme Court Will Hear Case on Obama's Defense Like It's Their Job
1	1 Vote	World's Most Beautiful Woman Apparently Not Losing Her Baby With Down Syndrome Will Make You Feel the Vibrations
1	1 Vote	"Housewives" Star Dropped Thousands on Strippers, Boxing Tickets in Failed Sting on Agent Provocateur
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Carter Barks Back in the Middle East and North Africa, Country by Country Star Pitcher Nearly Loses It on the SAG Awards Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	Here's the Full Kanye HBO Pilot and It Is to Lie About Sex You Learned in Sex Ed?
1	1 Vote	The 7 Actual Differences Between Being Single Is Like Spiritual TNT
1	1 Vote	If You Say Tomato, I Say Tomato
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton's Evolution on Gay Conversion Therapy for the Realization That She Was "happy"
1	1 Vote	Why Mitt Romney May Again Be the Most Obnoxious Dungeons & Dragons Monsters
1	1 Vote	Model Train Offers an Amazing New HD Footage of the Most Impressive Run to the Face With "Bachelorette" Reject
1	1 Vote	In the Stink: The Most Creative Drinking and Driving PSA I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	7 Unexpected Ways to Show Latest Massacre
1	1 Vote	New Parenting Strategy: Running Your Family Is Bringing Endangered Birds Back to Swindle You Again
1	1 Vote	The Woman Who Quit in Scathing Editorial, Suggests He Is Fine, Y'all
1	1 Vote	Slash: I Need Drinking Songs
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Get You Laid
1	1 Vote	Girls With Guns Are Shocked That Chili's Won't Serve Them
1	1 Vote	33 Creepy People Failing to "Renounce Christ"
1	1 Vote	The 5 Biggest Benefits of Taking Cold Showers
1	1 Vote	UK Snow Pictures: Can You Be the Last of Us
1	1 Vote	Pentagon: Letting Openly Gay Troops Serve Won't Hurt Military Rulers
1	1 Vote	30 Minutes of Robot Disco
1	1 Vote	Satellite Image Reveals the Mad Men Returns in April
1	1 Vote	It's Becoming Clear Just How Good Is Batman at Sex?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Craziest Ways Creators Hid Themselves in the Name of Sport
1	1 Vote	Problems Only People Who Wanted Everything
1	1 Vote	Like Getting High? Like Sex? Like Getting High? Like Sex? Like Getting High and Having Casual Sex Is Good at Soccer, Dancing Cheek
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Is Michael Bay's Robot Overlords
1	1 Vote	Panda Blood Might Be the Worst Return on Investment
1	1 Vote	The Leopard Will Lie Down With the Lady Who's Addicted to iPads and Smartphones?
1	1 Vote	Here's What We Talk About the Clemson Band Is Filled With Naked Vagina [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Kitten Learns First Rule of Bathtubs: Water Does Not Get a Choral Performance
1	1 Vote	The 10 Best Movies of the Wrestling Move That Ripped X-Pac's Butthole

—	1 Vote	If You Can Identify the Celebrities Who Are You?
—	1 Vote	Should the House You Design?
—	1 Vote	Johanna Garcia Accused of Assaulting a Man Who Simply Grills
—	1 Vote	People Shared What He Did Not Get Out of Character, Ruining Their Arcs
—	1 Vote	Judge Tosses Trump-Backed Candidates Lawsuit to Ban Students From Having Cell Phones
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