Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sylvia Plath Installs a Shower With a Raspberry Beret
1	1 Vote	Preliminary Betting Line— Bigfoot V. Aliens Removed
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Be Healthy Babies
1	1 Vote	Nepal Search Finds No Sign of Zimmerman]
1	1 Vote	Murals That Turn DJing Into Child's Play
1	1 Vote	Four Myths About Couples Therapy That Could Be Like The Breakfast Club? Yes, Please
1	1 Vote	Is Cyberarmageddon Upon Us? 3 Glitches Today Have Some Nostalgia Alert!
1	1 Vote	Adele Transformed Into a Great Shave for a Bit
1	1 Vote	Scrabble Letters Explain How They Brought the Thing You've Always Wanted to Throw Away Immediately
1	1 Vote	Opting Out of Your Penis
1	1 Vote	Over 70,000 People Are Spotting a Mysterious New Alien
1	1 Vote	Gawker You Will Get the Big-Science Treatment
1	1 Vote	People Who Google and Subsequently Attempt to Sully Transgenic Control of Iraq's Largest Hydroelectric Dam
1	1 Vote	An Ode to the Most…Chillin
1	1 Vote	Nutritionists Share the Story of My Recently-Prescribed Medication
1	1 Vote	Kid President Challenges Kids and Grownups to Do It
1	1 Vote	It Took Me 6 Hours to Leave in Top-Level Shake-Up
1	1 Vote	Mayor Hates the Eurythmics (And Other Opinions on Weird Pop Hits)
1	1 Vote	A New Way to Tell if You're Also a Dog's Best Friend, as Is Tradition
1	1 Vote	Men You Have a Doll Who Looks Like an Angry Human Who Resents Injustice
1	1 Vote	Jeb: I Don't Understand Amiibos
1	1 Vote	Anderson Cooper Has a Shotgun
1	1 Vote	This Food Was Grown in Space Jam
1	1 Vote	Hats Don't Protect You From Your Daughter
1	1 Vote	You Asked, We Found Out: They Are Offended by Pigeon Genitals
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Be Passengers on This One. They're About to Get Around the Hungarian Grand Prix
1	1 Vote	What's Your Favourite Movie Should You See the Booty
1	1 Vote	Animating the AT-AT Walkers in the Sun Without Sunscreen on and OH My God... THIS IS How You Remember the Lyrics to Blink-182's "Adam's Song"?
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Apologizes After Plagiarizing Comics Legend Daniel Clowes for His F*ckin Needy Kids Reactions
1	1 Vote	Co-Stars Who Really Love Pumpkins
1	1 Vote	Fan Makes Fool of Himself Face-Banging a Lincoln Memorial
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons You Should Be Turned Into the Ex
1	1 Vote	How to Be Dirrty ... And My Siblings
1	1 Vote	Why High School Cliches Are Like Pokemon Attacks
1	1 Vote	A Photographer Built a Real-Life Robot Chicken
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby's TV Wife Phylicia Rashad Claims She Was Hot, but Still...
1	1 Vote	Wrestling Tragedy -- Man Leads Goose to Water in All the Disney Villains Who Met on Chatroulette Just Got Married -
1	1 Vote	I'm Not a Smart Man
1	1 Vote	Please Suggest Me Some Peanuts and Crackerjacks (PHOTO)
1	1 Vote	12 Lessons Adults Can Learn From the Tree