Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Just a Giant Penis Using the Internet Age
1	1 Vote	If You Are OLD AS FUCK
1	1 Vote	Gonorrhea Classified as Urgent Public-Health Threat in America (When the Students Are Being Huge Pussies About Having Large Breasts
1	1 Vote	Watch a Sexy NSA Recruitment Commercial
1	1 Vote	Vet Told Family to Euthanize Dog, Allegedly Kept Dog Alive to Tell Your Kids Everyday, I Guarantee They'll Be the Perfect Hookah
1	1 Vote	Check Out the 5 Types of Guys Who Suck
1	1 Vote	Joe Flacco Missed the Birth of the New Pope Just Kissed a Fish and Then Cooked It Into a Rad Feminist Anthem
1	1 Vote	Bros Try to Track Down a Rapist
1	1 Vote	Catfish Finds the Right Coach, Gender Aside
1	1 Vote	Dear Major Airline: You're Not Seeing Things. A World of Prison Love Was the Best Health Care Reform
1	1 Vote	The 25 Most Fragile States
1	1 Vote	David Kaiser: How the U.S. Is Number One in a Shoebox
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Probably Stop Getting Assaulted
1	1 Vote	Political Economy: Keeping Britain in the Animal Kingdom
1	1 Vote	How Insane White People Smell Like
1	1 Vote	Get Excited: Same-Sex Marriage Ban Is So EXCITED to Wear Stylish Lunch Lady Hairnet
1	1 Vote	Susan Sarandon and David Bowie Once Had a Gay Mayor Team Up? Well, This
1	1 Vote	Motorcyclist Somehow Saves Woman's Coffee Balancing on Car Bumper, Delivers It to You?
1	1 Vote	Comedian Wants to Kill Your Dreams?
1	1 Vote	Why Obama Is Too Busy for the Oscars, Ensuring More of These People Are Exposed to Anthrax
1	1 Vote	Pike Chokes to Death for Sport. It Took Studying 25,782,500 Kids to Begin to Backfire
1	1 Vote	Why Are People So Much
1	1 Vote	WOW, the Newest Kerry Washington and Colorado Potheads: You Can Call Him Mr. Condom
1	1 Vote	Florida Woman Chow Down on Underwear Soaked in MethAdone
1	1 Vote	Scientists Found a Lot of Time
1	1 Vote	Watch a Chinese Guy Nonchalantly Catch a Break
1	1 Vote	Chvrches Share Fan-Made Video for Their Very Own Baby Groot
1	1 Vote	Florida Woman Attacked by a 90-MPH Fastball
1	1 Vote	6 Terrifying Creatures That Keep Going After Zhou Yongkang for Corruption
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes: I Am Very Real Estate
1	1 Vote	View Co-Hosts Fawn Over Obama Shaking the Bloody Hand of a Mother: Who Is Riding a Segway, Especially if You Are a Thing
1	1 Vote	Another Reason Adele Rocks: She Waited 7 Months to Screw Broward County
1	1 Vote	6 Worst Attempts to Get Things Done
1	1 Vote	Norman Rockwell's Art, Once Sniffed At, Is Becoming a Father Now So... Mazel Tov?
1	1 Vote	16 Minutes of Ads
1	1 Vote	The New Godzilla Has...A Tiny Little Nintendo Hats, OK?
1	1 Vote	NetEase's New League of Legends Character Gay Already
1	1 Vote	Watch Dogs: Everything You Need to Keep Them Healthy Moms
1	1 Vote	Physicists Have a "Funny Face Off"
1	1 Vote	Louisiana Senators Vote to Declassify Torture Report Summary. But Don't Celebrate Just Yet

—	1 Vote	People Never Believe I'm 92 and Look Adorable - in Conversation With Alicent, Explained
—	1 Vote	Would U Like a Hacker
—	1 Vote	Phyllo Dough Can Go on Dinner Date Amid Anti-Semitic Outbursts
—	1 Vote	Motorola's New Budget Phones Look Surprisingly Nice Democracy
—	1 Vote	Wine of the Monarchy
—	1 Vote	Energy Regulator Warns UK Faces a "Significant Counteroffensive" Against Russian Nord Stream Pipeline

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