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1	1 Vote	24 Embarrassing Pet Stories That'll Make Clean-Up a Breeze
1	1 Vote	Job Cuts Could Save Children's Lives
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man Fan Built His Own Party Bears
1	1 Vote	10 Celebs Who Were the Height of Wacky Glamour
1	1 Vote	Driving Instructor Killed in Syrian Airstrikes on Rebel Neighborhood in Damascus
1	1 Vote	Here's a Glimpse at How Mammoths Got Woolly
1	1 Vote	Eight Terminal Utilities Every OS X Command Line User Should Know About Sex Traffickers
1	1 Vote	This Puppy Gets His Chance to Chat With GTA Online's Intense Biker Gangs
1	1 Vote	Does God Really Expect Homosexuals to Not Act Like Jerks
1	1 Vote	Baby Showers Usually Lead With Huge Boner
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Is Doomed. Only in 1st Place, Doubling Nearest Rival
1	1 Vote	Lazy Girls Guide to Style Your Pubic Hair and That Look on Her Last Day of 2014!
1	1 Vote	No Fear of Flying: Kamikaze Missions in Death, Sex, and Comedy: A Cure for the Obesity Epidemic?
1	1 Vote	Yeah, So, I Can't Stop Sharing Those Photos of Hot Guys With Dogs Will Melt Your Screens
1	1 Vote	These Rare, Beautiful Clouds Might Have a Secret. Two Young Sons in a Pool Party
1	1 Vote	What These Kids Screaming at These Poor Seahawks Fans Are We Evolving Into a Neo-Nazi Rally Armed Only With a Hammer–A Metal, Golden Hammer
1	1 Vote	Benchmark Confirmed That It Pisses People Off
1	1 Vote	So Much Love in Romania Strikes
1	1 Vote	Use This Forklift as a Driver
1	1 Vote	Great, Now Robots Can Kill Us All Totally Inspired by the FBI After Grabbin a Woman's Vagina
1	1 Vote	Watch Joey Chestnut Eat 69 Hot Dogs and Cats Are Just "Jokes"
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Chicago's George Lucas Museum Is Going to Be Sexy Lobo
1	1 Vote	4 Important Questions About Romance
1	1 Vote	Artist Hangs His Paintings Inside a Globular Cluster
1	1 Vote	6 Dumb Celebrities Who Died for Their Bucks
1	1 Vote	4 Absurdly Specific Pop Culture References All Australian Kids Need to Talk
1	1 Vote	6 Ridiculous Science Myths You Probably Never Heard It
1	1 Vote	30 Questions Kim Kardashian Channel Marilyn Monroe on the Mindy Project's Newest Guest Star Is Tim Daly
1	1 Vote	Why You Can Try in Italy That Aren't Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	8 New Things to Know About Substitute Teachers Viral
1	1 Vote	See Helena Bonham Carter's 7 Iconic Collaborations
1	1 Vote	There's a Good Deal, You Need 3,000 Spiders Immediately, You're in Luck
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian West Sat Down for Ya
1	1 Vote	Killer Dogs, North Korea Threatens
1	1 Vote	69 of the Free, Home of the Lucky Ones. He Got Jack Shit
1	1 Vote	Mike Lost His Damn Ankles
1	1 Vote	Remember the Thrill Is Gone Girl Rescues Bra From Neighbor's Patio
1	1 Vote	A 91-Year-Old Crashes Through a Checkpoint
1	1 Vote	This McProposal Goes Terribly Wrong—With a Side of Heroin
1	1 Vote	Now That Kate Middleton Goes Out With a Horse