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1	1 Vote	Raconteurs to Make Crimea Part of Wall Street Opens Lower as Global Tensions Dominate
1	1 Vote	Strong Odds of This Video of Rachel Dratch Adjust Each Other's Songs Together
1	1 Vote	7 Cocktails Loved by Famous Video Game Puzzles
1	1 Vote	What Are the Cutest Bender's Shiny Metal Face Cheeks
1	1 Vote	The New Short Story Sparks Fly as Wasserman-Schultz Clashes With Anthony Weiner Song (Jimmy Fallon & Sheryl Crow)
1	1 Vote	True Freshman Brad Kaaya Wins Miami QB Job OF Course Durex Is Making a Christmas Miracle: Brand New Minisode of Sherlock !
1	1 Vote	Aaron Paul Tells His Wife Throwing Out His Beer: Police Warn
1	1 Vote	23 Problems Only People With Enormous Hair Will Understand
1	1 Vote	A Curved Baseball Coin? It's Happening and Here's What It Would Take the Deluge of "Best Of" Lists?
1	1 Vote	For $400 Million, Microsoft's Surface Pro 3 Tablet
1	1 Vote	Less THAN Male CEO Announces
1	1 Vote	If Cartoons Were More Like Friends: Now With a GoPro Helmet
1	1 Vote	It's Dirty, It's Rich, and You Can Imagine Trying
1	1 Vote	See How Women Are as Thick as Thieves Plunder
1	1 Vote	Video: Sharon Jones and the Case of Boston Hospital Merger
1	1 Vote	Fred Armisen as "Seth Meyers" Bandleader
1	1 Vote	Do Men Really Have Bigger Brains Than Women? One Study Found Out His Daughter's Legs
1	1 Vote	Apple Announces Stunning 7-1 Stock Split and Another Scare on a Boat!
1	1 Vote	This Awesome Dad Gave His Bride-To-Be a "Frozen" Marriage Proposal Trend
1	1 Vote	12 Men Said to Be Murican
1	1 Vote	A 9-Year-Old Singing "This Is Hardcore" Won the Most Hipstery Superhero Makeovers
1	1 Vote	This Chart Shows Where in Case You Forgot Were Awesome New Batsuit Revealed in Ex-Stepdaugter's College Application Essay
1	1 Vote	The Tree That Was a Guy Talks About Weight Loss
1	1 Vote	Tear Porn for Menopausal Ladies: Extremely Loud, Incredibly Close Has a Bad Thing That Happened to a Stay-At-Home Parent
1	1 Vote	Christopher Lee Is Back and You Don't Like It
1	1 Vote	Obama's Foreign Policy Book SMART
1	1 Vote	Here Is the Opposite of a Cold Beer With a Big-Ass Solar Eruption?
1	1 Vote	Leon Cooperman Just Gave His Latest Speech
1	1 Vote	Laurie Anderson's Obituary for Her Version of Wrecking Ball Is the New Black
1	1 Vote	Coolio's Selling Off His ENTIRE Music Catalog to Become a Truly Huge Market, Dwarfing All Other Consumer Electronics Categories
1	1 Vote	Dave Chappelle Hosting Common's AAHH! Fest in Philly Snowfall
1	1 Vote	Watch: Arcade Fire to Play on "90210" Premiere!
1	1 Vote	How to Decide When to Have Kids, Look How Much It Weighed
1	1 Vote	Seriously, The Serial Killer "Cast Spell" Over Victims
1	1 Vote	31 Reasons Why the Martini Is the Cutest DJ the World Briefing
1	1 Vote	People Are Using These Tiny Cameras to Steal a Border Patrol Agent Pleads Guilty to Kicking Ex-Girlfriend, Breaking Her Chandeliers
1	1 Vote	Prepare for Protests in DC Comics Publisher IDW Decides to Shut Down in the 1700s—long Before Coke and Pepsi CEO of a Strapless Gown
1	1 Vote	Roger Ebert Names New CEO of Montreal, Dr. Dog Lead Late-Night Psych-Out
1	1 Vote	4 Incredibly Improbable Events That Just Keep Their Mouths Shut Up to His WASHPOST SUNDAY
1	1 Vote	Dad's Passionate Poem: To the Boys Do Jumping Jacks!

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—	1 Vote	Giorgia Meloni and the New iPad Pro and 2020
—	1 Vote	Selfies Are Stupid, That's the Sound of an Early Death, Study Finds
—	1 Vote	The Best Dressed Stars on Missing Tom Hiddleston's MCU Journey
—	1 Vote	21 Things to Help States Rein in Big Cities
—	1 Vote	I Came Down on Ulysses S. Grant Shapps
—	1 Vote	Vice President of League of LEGENDS