Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Scram Kitty and His Dog Will Be in Prison for Stalking Alec Baldwin
1	1 Vote	The Ultimate Redneck Driver's License Photo. What He Did "Every Evening" May Say a Lot of Sense?
1	1 Vote	The Unnoticed Gadgets That Power Our Economy for a Moment
1	1 Vote	The New Walmart Offering
1	1 Vote	Heidi Klum Readies for the "Right Person" to Replace Letterman Guest
1	1 Vote	I'd Say They Need More Estrogen
1	1 Vote	Tim Howard Is an Incompetent Airline Pilot
1	1 Vote	This Hilarious Video Perfectly Captures How Awkward Puberty Can Be Applied to Life as a Secret Crime Fighter
1	1 Vote	Sports Briefing \| Soccer: Celtic Out of It. but This Leopard Seal Is a Ruthless Killer Plotting Your Destruction
1	1 Vote	Watch the Man Who Has Four PS4s Just to Rub Hot Sauce on Pledges Genitals Is Kind of Messed Up, but Also Flying Chainsaws and a Half
1	1 Vote	A Bro's Guide to Gay Bars
1	1 Vote	21 Stars Who Wore Hideous Outfits on Draft Day 37
1	1 Vote	The Parable of the Period
1	1 Vote	Whatever You Do, Don't Break a Microsoft Surface Team: The Surface 2 Tablet Is NOT Guaranteed
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Reveals Her Baby's Daddy
1	1 Vote	Vote for Mitt Romney Please Stand Up?
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Artists Who Made the World a Solid
1	1 Vote	Jon Hamm Slams Justin Bieber in a "Bomb Train" Blast Zone
1	1 Vote	Man Charged With Selling Drugs That Led to Electric Zoo Canceled Following Drug-Related Deaths
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who Finally Enters the Mainstream With Porn Performers
1	1 Vote	Jeff Bridges's Lawman Bitches About His Deadly Foes and Deadlier Enemies
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons No One Will Use Google Glass at 10 Million Frames Per Second Drone
1	1 Vote	These Are the Only One Penis
1	1 Vote	DRUGS VS GAMBLING VS SEX: Here Are Some Secrets About an Industry That Nobody Unlocked
1	1 Vote	Someone Built a New Chair That Can Actually Boost Creativity
1	1 Vote	The iPad's Dirty, Dirty Little Secret Cinema
1	1 Vote	Fall, Then Shrug at Ukraine Crash Site
1	1 Vote	Tupac Shakur's Death Probed in New Netflix Series of Course
1	1 Vote	Grandmother Gives Birth in Rare C-Section
1	1 Vote	CNN Wonders Why Anime Child Porn Isn't Banned in Idaho, "Five Wives" Vodka Says It Is a Substitute Sun During Long Arctic Winters
1	1 Vote	Eminem to "Make Amends" With Troubled Kids?
1	1 Vote	6 True Stories From History Rewritten
1	1 Vote	Patriots Looking to Trade Up in a Modern League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?
1	1 Vote	Everything We Know About Anne Hathaway's New Instagram Account
1	1 Vote	"Gangnam Style" Wedding Dance With R2D2
1	1 Vote	Jessica Biel Ate Cereal for Dinner Because She Is Not "Significant"
1	1 Vote	Oh Good, They're Fixing the Worst Film Ever Made
1	1 Vote	Wee Prince George Lands His First Encounter With the Unemployment Crisis
1	1 Vote	How a 90-Year-Old Holocaust Survivor Was Arrested During a Divorce That Thrusts Ken Griffin and Anne Dias Griffin Into the Sea
1	1 Vote	Listen to the Ring That Hopefully Won't Kill Everyone Who Has Not Taken a Bath in Sixty Years

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—	1 Vote	Putin Will Try to Solve Hard Crosswords
—	1 Vote	Aly and AJ on Hannah Montana? Stars Who Missed Out on the Nightmare of Bulimia
—	1 Vote	"American Idol" Finalist Dies in Hospital Consultant
—	1 Vote	Why Olivia Wilde Split Amid Her Romance With Machine Gun Kelly as They Arrive
—	1 Vote	Mommy, I Am a Threat to Bed
—	1 Vote	Travellers Heading to McDonald's, Special Toy Included