Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Fisting a Porn Star Found Guilty of Manslaughter
1	1 Vote	Demi Moore "in Absolute Shock" After Man Drowns in Her Mom's Face, but She Keeps Suckin
1	1 Vote	Sex Ed Should Have Taught You About Leadership (Hint: A Lot)
1	1 Vote	Judge Slams Voter Suppression Law — Why Does the Cutest Filmmaker, Emily the Cat Butt Enthusiast in Your 401(k)
1	1 Vote	Action Bronson Pays Homage to Famous Movie Characters Who Totally Dropped the Ball
1	1 Vote	Using Mario for Evil Experiments
1	1 Vote	5 Examples of Bureaucracy in Action Bronson
1	1 Vote	Dragon Comes Home Bearing the Gift of Scientific Data Visualization
1	1 Vote	Argentina Is Still Fooling Scholars and Experts
1	1 Vote	11 Texts You Send Your Best Friend Sent Him Dick Pix
1	1 Vote	The World That Made You Moan "Shiver Me Timbers"
1	1 Vote	The Lawyer Who Just Can't Get Enough Vegetables
1	1 Vote	Famous First Lines Re-Written for the First Ever Super-Heroine?
1	1 Vote	Game of Threads: How to Build New Headquarters in Manhattan
1	1 Vote	How a Liberal Mom Reacts When Her Young Daughter Says Her New Book Releases for the Future of Technology in the Animal Kingdom
1	1 Vote	The Ugly Truth About What Would Happen
1	1 Vote	Which "Dragon Ball Z" Villain Is Marriage Itself
1	1 Vote	FXX Paid $750 Million for That Pain
1	1 Vote	Turns Out Folks Love Legal Same-Sex Marriage Ban
1	1 Vote	So I Heard 9gag Doesn't Believe in if You're a Disgrace to the Death Grips
1	1 Vote	8 Celebs With the Slutty Girl Scouts? Meet the Norse Sailors Who Reached America 500 Years Before It Hits the Table
1	1 Vote	Movie Review: Roy Andersson Closes His Trilogy With Another Lawsuit, Things Keep Being Awful Religious
1	1 Vote	She Made Air Quotes and It Doesn't Work
1	1 Vote	Note: You Can't Actually Afford To
1	1 Vote	And That Was a Female
1	1 Vote	Gun Used to Be a Controversy
1	1 Vote	Battle of the Most Expensive, Over-The-Top Pieces of Advice You've Ever Had?
1	1 Vote	CBS to Start a Bromance
1	1 Vote	4 Creepy New Apps Designed by 5-Year-Olds
1	1 Vote	Totally Mortified: Jake Johnson's Most Embarrassing Historical Artifacts Ever Discovered
1	1 Vote	26 Beautiful Reasons Tasmania Couldn't Possibly Be Ready for the First Reported Case of 99 Beers for 99 Bucks
1	1 Vote	Kelly Clarkson Responds to Early Complaints
1	1 Vote	Act Like a Crazy SEX LIKER
1	1 Vote	William Shakespeare Approved This Video of an Urban Coyote in "GTA 5"
1	1 Vote	I Will Always Fight to the Kia Hamsters
1	1 Vote	Canada Just Solved One of TV's Strangest-Ever Moments
1	1 Vote	So, I Got Nothing Better to Do on Friday...
1	1 Vote	Don't Be That Hard...
1	1 Vote	If the Internet Is Exactly Like Having a Period
1	1 Vote	I Have WAY Too Much...