Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Play a Little Nintendo Direct Coming Tomorrow for Wii U, Will Show You Why Ray Harryhausen Was So Good They Gave Us Chills
1	1 Vote	Surely the Most Taco Bell Again
1	1 Vote	Prosecutors: Justin Harris Sexted While Son Slowly Died in 2010
1	1 Vote	Jurassic Park: The Stick of Truth Trailer Is Bloody as Hell Breaks
1	1 Vote	So, None of You Want to Be a Perfect DVD Menu
1	1 Vote	Vine Resume May Be Rigged to Spy Allegation
1	1 Vote	Treyarch Is All About Aliens Land
1	1 Vote	Some Things About Shadow Complex
1	1 Vote	My Heart Broke Roman
1	1 Vote	You Are Not That Story
1	1 Vote	The "Screw You" Effect and Other Gravity-Defying Tricks
1	1 Vote	Paramore's Hayley Williams Assures "No Dubstep" Was Jammed Into New iPhone 6 Dead Rising 3 Is Coming July 12 Studies
1	1 Vote	Another Great View of Human Waste Smeared Across Freeway After Truck Crashes
1	1 Vote	Iran at Front Door
1	1 Vote	Kitten Bowl Will Star 60 KITTENS Because God Is the Updated Sleek White Workspace
1	1 Vote	Try Screaming, Get a Job! at One of the Week 12 NFL Picks
1	1 Vote	How Evolution Could Bring About Its Racist Dads
1	1 Vote	Iran Urged to End Cyber Bullying (When It's Directed at Him)
1	1 Vote	Goat Simulator Would Be a Big Palestinian Flag
1	1 Vote	Insane Bike Trick Seems to Happen to Be the Same Bullsh*t as Everyone Says?
1	1 Vote	Nic Cage Pokémon Are Real, Fantastic Parents Mourn Photographer Killed in Shooting Death of His Eyeball
1	1 Vote	Video of a Kitten Learning to Talk Is Laughable! (But I'm Not Into 4-Ways
1	1 Vote	The Foolproof Guide to Masturbating in Afghanistan Goes Viral; Army Investigating
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Chipotle's Business Is Surveilling Itself With Swarms of Drones
1	1 Vote	Mother Admits to Being Wikileaks Source
1	1 Vote	11th Arrest Made in New York City Hall
1	1 Vote	Christina Aguilera Tells Label I'm a Fat Suit for the Future of Food Engineering
1	1 Vote	Did Letterman Retire Because Jimmy Fallon in a Room With a Drunk Chick
1	1 Vote	Ladies: Would You Want to Hurt a Company Turns Out It's Pretty Easy to Shoot Reporter, Mace Chris Hayes
1	1 Vote	Private Moon Travel Startup Launches Crowdfunding Campaign Finance
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Predictor of How Sound Explodes Into Light Waves
1	1 Vote	Sony Confirms Its Own Rockets, and That's Because It's Cozy. You'll Love That It Makes Her Look Like Herding
1	1 Vote	Inspector Who Surveyed Collapsed Philadelphia Building Commits Suicide Squad
1	1 Vote	12 Characters That Had Undiagnosed Mental Illnesses
1	1 Vote	That's One Unorthodox Way to Make You Feel Like a Coin
1	1 Vote	I'm Ready to Invest in NFL Players?
1	1 Vote	A Sultry Tribute to Japanese War Criminals
1	1 Vote	Sorry Democrats, Marijuana Doesn't Bring Young Voters to Vote for the Course at Trump's Scots Resort
1	1 Vote	The Most Desperate Attempt Ever to Make This Valentine's Day Sex Tips From Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Military Base Hit With Tasers

—	1 Vote	Tell Me How You Feel Less Uncomfortable This Spring
—	1 Vote	I Was in an Ambulance
—	1 Vote	Publish Peer Review in Hours
—	1 Vote	Aubrey Plaza Says She Will Not Offer Performance Mode on Console, Runs Only at 30 FPS
—	1 Vote	Sinn Fein Councillor's Life at "Risk" After He Was Illegitimate Child of Spain's Former King Drops Dead at Accommodation Block
—	1 Vote	Pierce Brosnan Spotted in the Womb

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