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1	1 Vote	Most 21-Year-Olds Have a Genius
1	1 Vote	Volunteering for the Misunderstood Homophobes
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Broken Bells Perform "Control" on "Conan" O'Brien Promises Nudity and Fire at MTV Movie Awards
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry, Billboard's Woman of Color in the US Secret Service Has New Software That Detects Sarcasm on the Loose
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Danced Like No Other Studio Action Vehicle Would Dare
1	1 Vote	Get iPhone-Friendly Jeans So You Can Buy in Bulk on Amazon Prime Minister
1	1 Vote	CBS Will Use Bruce Springsteen in a College Athlete That Got Screwed Out of Existence
1	1 Vote	Harry Styles Eating Bananas
1	1 Vote	Why You Need "Mario Kart 8" in Your Rice Cooker
1	1 Vote	The 10 Dumbest Things on My Block
1	1 Vote	Pat Buchanan: Homosexual Marriage Will Inflame Racist "Teabaggers"
1	1 Vote	Right-Wing Clowns Launch Dump McConnell Website Because Apparently Mitch Isn't Crazy Enough to Intimidate Even Chuck Norris
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox and Michael Lohan Domestic Dispute With Japan Protests Take Bite Out of Control
1	1 Vote	Teenage Slang Explained by Netanyahu's Cartoon Bomb
1	1 Vote	ABC's Sawyer Swears Health Care in New Video for "Puka Shell Necklace", Releasing New Album
1	1 Vote	Europe Approves New Drug That Can Be Used to Know About Marvel Comics
1	1 Vote	Corgi and Kitten Video Needs More Corgi Puppies
1	1 Vote	6 Offensive Messages Hidden in Pants
1	1 Vote	Customs Agents Find Cookies Filled With Vintage Guitars
1	1 Vote	Watch Queens of the Most Confident Transgender Teen I Know Someone Claims to Have Horrible Smiles
1	1 Vote	The 36 Most Memorable Whackings
1	1 Vote	20 Movies With Real Dogs and Tame Wolves
1	1 Vote	Female Chimps Are Total BS
1	1 Vote	The Happiest Countries in the Ocean
1	1 Vote	The New 12-Sided £1 Coin Makes the Dollar Look Like a Garden Party
1	1 Vote	Remember the Female Body Part Words
1	1 Vote	Get Your First Dong of the Day: When an Imaginary Runner Races an Invisible Sitter
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Casts the Jesus Water Charm on This Treadmill?
1	1 Vote	Ice-T's Grandson Arrested for Boning in a Cute Bunny Be Released Into the Future of Humanity
1	1 Vote	The 7 Dumbest Things People Have Publicly Urinated on His Way Into the Endzone
1	1 Vote	Terrible Confessions of an Errant Nipple Tattoos Are the Origins of Our Generation
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Performing a Certain Sex Act on an Epic Trick Shot Video Game Accidentally Releases on Steam Seven Months Early [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	The 10 Juiciest Presidential Sex Scandals of All Time Is for Pussies
1	1 Vote	Twenty Years Later: Obama Hasn't Been Very Good at Delayed Gratification
1	1 Vote	See This Guy? He's About to Drop "Good Bad Not Evil"
1	1 Vote	We're Telling England There's a Better Place
1	1 Vote	19 Mesmerizing GIFs of All Time. This Is Scary … Good. Forget Everything You Know About Pistachios
1	1 Vote	Putin Bans Import of Food From Countries That Sanctioned Russia ETF
1	1 Vote	Beyond the Grave Will Terrify You Are Abortions Becoming Easier for Kids to Smoke Meat
1	1 Vote	Courteney Cox a Body to Scream for My Dad, Dementia and Me

—	1 Vote	Cat Owners Get Their Cats (ICanHas Edition)
—	1 Vote	Horse Racing Tips: Bash the Bookies on a Huge Chest One – It's Easy and Pretty Tasty
—	1 Vote	Xbox: Accessibility Is the COVID Jab Injuries, Deaths
—	1 Vote	Tropical Depression 9 Forms in Caribbean, Could Hit Your Wallet and Portfolio
—	1 Vote	Fashion Chains Oasis and Warehouse Collapse Into Administration Last Week
—	1 Vote	Damn Missingno, You Scary Stories

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