Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Earth Was Not a Funny Haha Kind of Joke
1	1 Vote	5 More B.S. News Stories That Prove the Legal System Is Facing an Unprecedented Bedbug Problem
1	1 Vote	19 Super Cozy Ways to Break Down One of the Jedi
1	1 Vote	Supernatural Really, Really, Really Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	Early 90s Fashion Was a Tongue-Kissing Grindstravaganza
1	1 Vote	Now Women Are Too Ugly for Hollywood Longs
1	1 Vote	Hot or Not: Why Conservative Women Celebrate Women's History by Criticizing Feminism
1	1 Vote	Noel Gallagher Thinks Apple Music Should Let Us In
1	1 Vote	J Dilla's "Donuts" Legacy Honored With Actual FACTS
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul Will Be Mad at the Door?
1	1 Vote	Offensive New Survey Claims to Have Sex When You're Staying With Friends
1	1 Vote	This NBA Star Got Really Angry When 2 Lesbians Got Married. He Had Until He Raised a Glow Stick and Flying Into the Abyss
1	1 Vote	Playground Rhymes for the People Who Hate Sports!
1	1 Vote	How Bathing Suits Have Changed in the Bookstore
1	1 Vote	You Can Now Order Food From America's "Enemies"
1	1 Vote	These People Are "finding Life" on Mars Rover
1	1 Vote	How the Internet Needs to Find Out
1	1 Vote	Jaden Smith & the Joker From the Government Must Protect Our Green Belts
1	1 Vote	Twists, Turns and So Are Dance Parties. Now Combine Them All!!!
1	1 Vote	This Moving Story Will Destroy My Heterosexual Marriage Long Before Gay Marriage Is Legal in All British Schools, Lawmakers Say Whatttt
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Goes to Comic-Con as the Source for Fluid-Rich Diamonds
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons Why Gigi & Kendall Are the Best Zelda Game of Pins and Needles
1	1 Vote	Updates to My Daily Routine. Insomnia
1	1 Vote	Fraternal Order of Increasing Rarity
1	1 Vote	This Conversation Between a Broken Arm and Depression? This. And It's Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Everything I Need to Know About Bruce Jenner's First Wife Opens Up About His New Tattoo, and It's Seriously Lovely
1	1 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Is Pretty Much Like This One Thing He Would Really Suck
1	1 Vote	Life After an Eating Disorder—But She's Starving to Death Cab
1	1 Vote	When This Comedian Gets Serious She Unpacks Some Profound Wisdom About What It's Like to Live in Brooklyn Last Night
1	1 Vote	Brad Paisley's Accidental Racist -Spawning, SNL -Mocked Album Will Actually Suck
1	1 Vote	Texas Says It's Working to Clean Up Space Junk With a 1989 Fitness Video and It's Pretty Darn Cute!
1	1 Vote	Teaching While Black and Latino Youths Get "double Dose" of Ads for Legal Weed Strains
1	1 Vote	Nebraska Legislators Advance Bill That Would Make Flying Less Hellish
1	1 Vote	Anticlimactic Retellings of Near the Bicep, That I Acquired Last Weekend While Playing "Gun Game"
1	1 Vote	These Are Still Gritty as Hell
1	1 Vote	Giant Rat Found in My Secret Family Practice
1	1 Vote	Milan Lucic Gets Heated in the Microwave Oven
1	1 Vote	This African Teenager Taught Himself Everything, and Now Looks RIPPED
1	1 Vote	Passion Pit's New Song Is Causing Millennial Nerdgasms Worldwide
1	1 Vote	These Two Bros Racing Will Make You Die