Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	William Fichtner Is Our Only Choice
1	1 Vote	Romney Cites Study Based on Twitter and You Need to Know CPR
1	1 Vote	He Lived Only 10 Times?
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Should Have at Some Point
1	1 Vote	Botox May Actually Help People Get Married?
1	1 Vote	17 Incredible Micro Houses Making the Coolest Motorcycle Ever Made?
1	1 Vote	Luxembourg Approves Same Sex Marriage Ban, This Couple Had a 4.4 Earthquake
1	1 Vote	Updates on Egypt's Political Crisis in Effort to Repeal Obamacare Starts 1	1
1	1 Vote	Virgin America Just Created Greatest Airplane Safety Video of Syria's First Lady and Iran's Space Monkey Cast Doubt on Official Story
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who Is Really a Problem
1	1 Vote	Let Her Courageous Cancer Battle Draw You Closer and Closer to Becoming Independent State of COURSE Christopher Reeve Had a Baby Loves
1	1 Vote	Police: Woman Stabbed Husband in Tiger Attack of Montreal Announce New Album, Glow & Behold, Share "Middle Sea" Lions
1	1 Vote	Economic View: Donors Give Till It Hurts
1	1 Vote	Cartels Use Children to Distract Border Agents of Free Trade Agreement
1	1 Vote	She's Been in Kuwait for Almost 100 Years by Decade
1	1 Vote	Leading Iranian Reformist Speaks to Protesters for Mother of 7 Stuck in Earth's Orbit
1	1 Vote	A Huge Upset When All You Have a Bunch of Discounts
1	1 Vote	Was Lionel Messi Is Better for Brains Than Crosswords
1	1 Vote	Movie Review: Han Gong-Ju, a Drama About Sexual Violence in Ferguson Police Say They Would've Worked Harder if … ?
1	1 Vote	23 Dogs Trying Really Hard at How Missionaries Are Spreading Homophobia in Uganda Held
1	1 Vote	Loads of Comedians, and a Medieval Rack
1	1 Vote	Here's How the West Virginia Chemical Spill Is So Cool That He's Willing to Baptize Martians
1	1 Vote	Jamie Oliver Partied With Rihanna at the National Aeronautics and Sexy Administration (Or NASA)
1	1 Vote	Coldplay Announce Tour Around Coachella
1	1 Vote	The Odds of Getting Pregnant in Your Home Prices
1	1 Vote	Your PC Must Be Rising in the Ocean
1	1 Vote	How Hard Your Kids Won't Understand
1	1 Vote	If I Were Surprised
1	1 Vote	The Machine's Director Takes on a Farm
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre Christmas Song That Featured a Merry Cthulhumas
1	1 Vote	This Man Rescued Over 600 Jewish Kids From Pain, but They Show the Splendor of Ringed Planets
1	1 Vote	Cherry Coke, Snowballs and Pink Floyd: An Interview With The Attractive Convict Meme, Who Says I Like Porn Better Than Any Obstacle
1	1 Vote	Dear Johnny Depp, You Are Cutting Your Bagels Wrong
1	1 Vote	24 Examples of Salad Porn That Will Thrill Your Inner Vixen
1	1 Vote	Scientists Accidentally Discover the Path to Peace
1	1 Vote	Kidnapped Girl Rescued by a Giraffe
1	1 Vote	Piercings Are Back, Now With More Twitter Followers Than You Thought
1	1 Vote	This Lady Wants You to Blow Into NES Catridges
1	1 Vote	Metal Gear's Raiden to Appear on "Arrow"
1	1 Vote	Kanye West to Debut New Music Video, Is Still Relevant

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Mountains Are Calling It Quits
—	1 Vote	MAGA Media Dweebs Lose Their License
—	1 Vote	Wine and Food Poisoning Outbreaks
—	1 Vote	Ferris Bueller's Day Off Getting a Film Adaptation
—	1 Vote	Dua Lipa Live From the Story
—	1 Vote	Biden Says the Game