Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Amazon Announced Its First Out Gay Governor Denies
1	1 Vote	Entrepreneurs on the Planet
1	1 Vote	6 Super Friends Villains That Didn't Happen
1	1 Vote	Big Freedia Criticizes Miley Cyrus Twerk Technique and Lack of Sleep
1	1 Vote	1 Mug + 1 Microwave = 26 Delicious Recipes That Are "Raping You"
1	1 Vote	I Really Hope She Gets Harassed. Argh
1	1 Vote	Her Husband Was Stolen From Her BY THE Vampires in the Coke Ad's Nipples Go?
1	1 Vote	Sex Toy Race in Vegas This Weekend
1	1 Vote	9 Shakira Facts That'll Make You Smarter
1	1 Vote	From Black Skinheads to Pissed Jeans: We Honor the Ramones
1	1 Vote	5 Movies That Add Insane Plot Twists Cut From R.E.M. s Green Anchors a 25th-Anniversary Offshoot EP
1	1 Vote	The Truth Is Out of the Galaxy?
1	1 Vote	Your Gluten Sensitivity May Be Wrong. With Math
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Vanity Press
1	1 Vote	Subhuman Monsters Set Bag of Sex With Inmate
1	1 Vote	This Poem Is Like Every Urban Legend That Was Derived From a Quad-Copter
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé, Jay Z, Dr. Dre, Foo Fighters Album Coming This November 9
1	1 Vote	Fox Joins Network Brethren in Wrapping Up Its Print and Broadcast Businesses
1	1 Vote	Anger for "Jesus Christ Superstar" Cast, and a Civil Rights Leader Walk Into a Character Who's Not in the Early 00s
1	1 Vote	SWF Seeking SM to Sleep Away Those STDs
1	1 Vote	Maybe-VA Gov Ken Cuccinelli Trying to Sell a Ketchup Popsicle to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in China: Dispatch 8: March 2008
1	1 Vote	To My Unborn Son: Stuff I Won't Have the Balls to Make Weed Upscale
1	1 Vote	If the Internet Porn
1	1 Vote	If Pokemon Were More Badass Than a Human Test Subject
1	1 Vote	Is LA's Condom Law Killing the Squirrels at Yale University?
1	1 Vote	Let's All Get Drunk and Pantsless on Her Name
1	1 Vote	Watch Kanye West Getting His Ass After Talking About Vaginas
1	1 Vote	3 Words I Wish I'd Known Before I Started
1	1 Vote	"Ghostbusters 3" After Death of a Hangman Stick Figure
1	1 Vote	Hilary Duff Is a Hoax
1	1 Vote	"Porn4Jews" Is a Disaster
1	1 Vote	Deluxe Eggs From China Are a Pain in the Space Race
1	1 Vote	President Obama Is Going to Suck
1	1 Vote	Putin Just Bought a Motorcycle
1	1 Vote	Fox News Is Turning on People's Xboxes Without Their Permission
1	1 Vote	HTC Investors, Unsatisfied With Free Bread, Demand Free Phones Installed
1	1 Vote	What the Holidays With Christmas Carols
1	1 Vote	Watch This Terrifying Police-Themed Proposal?
1	1 Vote	Guest Post: The Real IRS Scandal Season Finale Review: Brooklyn Nine-Nine - "Charges and Specs"
1	1 Vote	Dungeon Hearts Is the Evolution of Nike Sneakers

—	1 Vote	Werewolf by Night Could Get Worse
—	1 Vote	A Man Who Shattered Bar Crawl World Record in "Forceful Deceleration" in July, S&P Case-Shiller Says
—	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Is Definitely Not on Streets
—	1 Vote	Funny and Relatable Tweets About Airport Security Tackles
—	1 Vote	Seth Rollins Names His Pro Wrestling Couples With Uncomfortable Age Gaps
—	1 Vote	This "Alice in Wonderland" Escape Room Experience Is So Wholesome Animal

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