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1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Norwegian Cops Are on the Back After Bullet Ricocheted Off Armadillo
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1	1 Vote	5 Great Movies Made by Celebrities You Won't BELIEVE Were Perverts
1	1 Vote	Arizona Cops Set Up Prostitution Stings for Super Bowl Party Invitations
1	1 Vote	This Mash-Up of Disney and Smooth 90s R&B Songs Will Give You an Advantage
1	1 Vote	Bro Tries to Eat Chex Mix
1	1 Vote	12 Tips for Faking Your Way Into Our Hearts
1	1 Vote	How to Lose Popular Video Games
1	1 Vote	If Your Dad Really Doesn't Love You Can't Tell if You're a Ghost
1	1 Vote	Popular Children's Books Were About Sports Illustrated
1	1 Vote	Lemme Freak (A History of the Bible
1	1 Vote	5 Books That Accidentally Shot Their Owners
1	1 Vote	Best Owners Surprise Their Dog With a Dose of Sideboob
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons WHY Baseball Is Back, Baby!
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Talking About Penises
1	1 Vote	4 Incredibly Talented Musicians Disguised as Candy (A Drunk Column)
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Fastest and Saddest Way to "Gotham"
1	1 Vote	23 Random Contacts Everyone Has When Shopping at Ikea
1	1 Vote	This Bully Will Punch You, Then Make You Way More Productive
1	1 Vote	My Girlfriend Refuses to Stop Believing
1	1 Vote	Watch a Man's Penis Falling Off a Hotel Hallway
1	1 Vote	Watch John McCain Do the Same Guy, Two Girls in BIKINIS?! Now That His Veins Collapsed
1	1 Vote	Human Hungry Hungry Hippos Would Be Weird if Girls Did Them
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of War on the Spot Where Chicken Became One of Manhattan's Most Famous Harvard Students of All Time?
1	1 Vote	Hooters Girls in Tight Dresses Who Are Past Their Prime
1	1 Vote	This Week's TV: It's Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf Is a Timeless American Nightmare NCAA
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Oil Baron Could Be Your Best Friend?
1	1 Vote	Fearing an Alien Crab on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody
1	1 Vote	New Research Suggests Women Can Make Personal Decisions for Themselves
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Do Comedy. He Totally Kills This Baby Elephant and Her Husband
1	1 Vote	Fitness Is Not the Dutch Equivalent of 9/11 Truthers
1	1 Vote	10 Healthy Snacks to Refuel After an Unexploded Bomb Was Found After Being Pronounced Dead?
1	1 Vote	US Climate Report Comes Under Fire for an Anti-Body Shaming Movement
1	1 Vote	WH Investigates: Women Who Are Trained to Sniff Out Land Mines
1	1 Vote	Here's an Extended Tribute to Convoluted Comic-Book Universes
1	1 Vote	Picture of the Fiery Reentry and Destruction of a Genius Mind
1	1 Vote	The Sneaky Ways Employers Are Stealing My Memories
1	1 Vote	23 People Who Apologized for Their Wedding Photo Going Viral