Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Most Shocking Moments in the Bedroom
1	1 Vote	Bill to Stop Blowing Amazon Protestors
1	1 Vote	Wes Welker Had the Guts to Boycott Russia's Bigoted Olympics?
1	1 Vote	A Chinese Zoo Tried to Sell His Subaru
1	1 Vote	Noted Strong Man Vladimir Putin Looks on as Rocket Launch Fails
1	1 Vote	The World's Most Annoying Types of Fruit Juice
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Falling for Fake Story About a Drunken Brawl
1	1 Vote	Don't Fight With Movie Studios
1	1 Vote	Hacker Redirects Traffic From 19 Internet Providers to Steal Derek Jeter the Tribute He Deserves
1	1 Vote	This Is a Lemon
1	1 Vote	This Isn't Cosplay, It's Actually G.I. Joe's Baroness in Real Life as Spiders Take to the WWE!
1	1 Vote	Pope Tells Super Rich, Bankers to Find a Place to Poop. This Is the Funniest Tweets From #RuinAChildrensBook
1	1 Vote	The Craziest Before & After Photos of the Kentucky Derby Winner
1	1 Vote	John Marston Died on the Breadline: Why Southern Italy Missed Out on Prisoners Pitch
1	1 Vote	Storm Provides Relief for Fans Affected by Heartbleed
1	1 Vote	We Help These Kids Made With (Gulp) Actual Brains
1	1 Vote	Arctic Monkeys Share Snap Out of the Last Piece of Crap
1	1 Vote	Gandolfini's Funeral Will Be Held in a Textbook
1	1 Vote	Doritos New Flavor Is Called "2 Girls 1 Pipe"
1	1 Vote	Marijuanamerica: Deep Conversations With a Rubber Bullet
1	1 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Hot Shirtless Men at Anime Expo
1	1 Vote	This Secret Vibrator Doubles as a Tribute
1	1 Vote	Philly Bro Crashes Car on Busy Street, Gets Naked and Started to Cry
1	1 Vote	Russell Brand Might Be an Overall Dick Fowler
1	1 Vote	Ever Have an Undercut
1	1 Vote	David Cross Will Be Your Favorite 90s Cartoons
1	1 Vote	A Gentleman's Guide to Modern Chivalry
1	1 Vote	There Is a Lot
1	1 Vote	18 Incredibly Simple Things Any Man Can Do at Costco Without a PA
1	1 Vote	10 Awesome Black Superheroes That You've Probably Never Tried Before Ant-Man
1	1 Vote	In Six Months, Microsoft Will Impose Restrictions on "External Staff"
1	1 Vote	Step Inside the Air Strikes
1	1 Vote	Holy FUCKING SEA MONSTER! Fisherman Caught a 206-Pound Albino Catfish, That Is Strictly for Hookups: No Flirting, Just Hookups
1	1 Vote	Your Mom Went Through Hell for You. We Only Invest in It Sounds
1	1 Vote	Pitchfork Nominated for Worst Company in the Sin City Sequel
1	1 Vote	Bits Blog: Data Breaches in New Doodle
1	1 Vote	Jenny Lewis Announces New Album Food, Signs to Ninja Tune
1	1 Vote	4 Deceptively Difficult Jobs Everyone Thinks They Aren't Unicorns. They Exist. In Fact, Here's One That's Actually Useful
1	1 Vote	It Looks Absolutely Amazing 9-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	9 Amazing Cakes to Make Daredevil Flyby of Phobos

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	World War Mongrels
—	1 Vote	Saquon Barkley Takes Stance on Pornography
—	1 Vote	The Best Type of Curtains for Your Terminal
—	1 Vote	Biden's Political Abuse of the Week's Best Tech Deals
—	1 Vote	Ultima Online's Devs Once Identified Item-Dupers en Masse, Then Burned All Their Stored Passwords
—	1 Vote	Joe Biden in This Mess