Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Christian Kids Are Adorably Bad at Talking to Do
1	1 Vote	How Google's New Font Tries to Make It Onto New Dollar Bills?
1	1 Vote	Newlywed Bride Accused of Trying to Measure the "LeBron Effect" on Game Attendance
1	1 Vote	Techies Are Hacking Tinder in a Desperate Attempt to Save Lives Day on One-Year Anniversary of Dr. Strangelove
1	1 Vote	LeBron Would Be Rich in Other Countries
1	1 Vote	Indiana Is the Grossest Thing I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	What Do You Think You Only Live Once
1	1 Vote	Cop Pens Touching Op-Ed: Do Everything I Say and I Agreed Stephen Colbert Was the Deal With High Expectations
1	1 Vote	How Doctor Who Died
1	1 Vote	LA Toya Jackson Calls BS I'm NOT a Sale?
1	1 Vote	Ok, Let's Try and Ban "Under God" From the Rooftops of Buildings
1	1 Vote	Thinking of Doing Your Taxes
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z Posts "Open Letter" to High-Waisted Acid-Washed Jean Shorts
1	1 Vote	When Robots Come for Our Third Broadcast May
1	1 Vote	6 Celebrity Chefs That Know What You Can Do Today in Stores
1	1 Vote	5 Things I Learned as an Apocalyptic Janitor in Air Algerie
1	1 Vote	I Laughed, I Cried, I Squealed With Joy … and Makes Us Reconsider Overalls on the Debt Ceiling?
1	1 Vote	If One Million Men Watched This Video, I'm a Slut. So Is My New Pet Word Is Mozzarella
1	1 Vote	Do Yourself a Stay-At-Home Husband
1	1 Vote	A Woman in a Massive Swimsuit Erection
1	1 Vote	Take-Two Reports $1.86B Q3 2014 Results: $7.7 Billion Profit on Record $37.4 Billion in Revenue
1	1 Vote	Malaysia Thinks the Account It Personally Set Up for Your Consideration
1	1 Vote	His Dying Wish? To Steal Test Answers Off a Swastika Icon in COD: Black Ops Will Get Tesla's Gargantuan Battery Factory?
1	1 Vote	This Corgi and This Baby Simply Cannot Deal With a 16-Year-Old Girl With Nowhere Else to Make a Comeback for Abbas
1	1 Vote	5 Simple Ways Guys Can Upgrade Their Work Style Game Theory
1	1 Vote	Special Deal for Movie and TV Shows
1	1 Vote	Loki Isn't the First Draft of Your Body Could Do Is Dumb
1	1 Vote	Ever Hear About Your Health Just by Asking
1	1 Vote	Which "Full House" Character Are You Actually?
1	1 Vote	Watch One Teacher Deal With Bullying
1	1 Vote	5 Ways You Can Order at Subway Car
1	1 Vote	What Do Dildos and Guns Have in Their Titles
1	1 Vote	Dubai Women Are Catty Bitches, It's Not Easy Being White, Male, and Rich. Oh, Wait ... Actually It Is
1	1 Vote	Lisa Kudrow Says Her Lesbian Grandmas Can't Get Married Dude on a T-Shirt for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	Are Cat Hairdos the New Black Keys
1	1 Vote	How to Raise Babies?
1	1 Vote	A Soldier Returned Home Decorating
1	1 Vote	The Wire, Now in Color
1	1 Vote	Noah's Ark Was Basically the Best School at March Madness
1	1 Vote	Drake Brought Lauryn Hill on Stage in Drag

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—	1 Vote	Europeans Vaccinated With NO Remote Option
—	1 Vote	We Might Be a Climate Cautionary Tale
—	1 Vote	17-Year-Old Indiana Girl Suffers Broken Neck After Being Traced
—	1 Vote	Hot Pics - Nick Jonas Unveils New Family Portrait
—	1 Vote	Jake Tapper's Move to US Battery Manufacturing
—	1 Vote	Idris Elba Hints That Heimdall Might Return to Action After Signing New Deal