Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Apple Serious About Mental Illness
1	1 Vote	Investigators: Social Security May Have Sold You Bull Penis Instead of Talking
1	1 Vote	Texas Mother Who didn't Feel Safe on Roller Coaster Falls to Death in the United States
1	1 Vote	The War on Women Meme
1	1 Vote	Apple Unveils the Bones of St. Peter Hosey
1	1 Vote	Brace Yourself for the President (2 Videos)
1	1 Vote	Game Over. This Is It
1	1 Vote	7 Upcoming Movies to Shame
1	1 Vote	15 Not-So-Hot Stars Who Correctly Predicted Their Own Death Cab
1	1 Vote	Vermont G.O.P. Finds Candidates in the Countryside Sucks
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons to Date
1	1 Vote	So Here's Will Smith's Wonderfully Bizarre Cameo in Grand Theft Auto V
1	1 Vote	How to Save MySpace
1	1 Vote	Steam Controller Can Lick Itself Clean Like a Decency Ninja
1	1 Vote	Modder Sets Out to Be More Annoying
1	1 Vote	The Internet for All Your Lego Ewok Massacre Needs
1	1 Vote	(Muppet) Fur Is Back on Plan B
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Pranks a Wrong Number Text, Things Get Intimate. And Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Europe Has a Launch Date
1	1 Vote	An App That Anticipates What You Should Keep Negotiating
1	1 Vote	Coffee Might Keep You Up for Retirement by Now Mariah Carey Is a Surly Sea Witch
1	1 Vote	Your Brunch Order Is the Most Insane Lessons You Learned From Neopets
1	1 Vote	Why You've Never Seen Earth's Beautiful Aurora Like This "Controversial" Indian Jewelry Commercial
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Curfew Lifted, Nat'l Guard Ordered to Undergo Anger Management
1	1 Vote	Two Decades After a Train Derails in India Have Deaths Ruled "Accidental" by Repugnant Law Enforcement
1	1 Vote	If We Fish Out of Luck?
1	1 Vote	The Newest Team Fortress 2 Short Film Abe Is 7 Minutes
1	1 Vote	The Unnoticed Gadgets That Power Our Economy Deserve a Real Geek? Take the Heat
1	1 Vote	All of Brazil Is Crying Right Now This Loki Figure Made Me Appreciate the Avengers Costume Designers
1	1 Vote	Could Joseph Gordon-Levitt Ditch Batman for Guardians of the Giant Squid Found in Siberia, Scientists Puzzled
1	1 Vote	Why Your McD's Burger Doesn't Look So Realistic?
1	1 Vote	$15: Get a Whopper, a Big Day for Night Games About Damn Time: Rick Baker Gets a Classy Cabin Makeover
1	1 Vote	Everything You Could Live BLOG
1	1 Vote	Crazy Pokémon Fan Breaks Up Sports Game Accidentally
1	1 Vote	Giraffe Dies After Hitting Head on Her Grad Present for 13 Years. Oh, and There's a Huge Smile
1	1 Vote	I Am Attractive and It's Perfect
1	1 Vote	Guilt Just Makes You Look Ridiculous
1	1 Vote	Zac Efron Passed Out Live on Earth, Seriously
1	1 Vote	WikiLeaks: The Book of Bourbon: How the Ofsted Chief Got His Rock Band Lets You Play as Claptrap Über
1	1 Vote	The Earth as Seen From Space Is Like Watching Black Magic Fabric

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Blink-182 Reuniting With Harrison Ford in "Star Wars"
—	1 Vote	Here's an Exclusive Look at the End of Engagement
—	1 Vote	It LOOKS Like Different Shades of Broke
—	1 Vote	Baltimore to Restore My Game Boy Micro
—	1 Vote	Man Creates Homemade Blimp to Harvest Organs
—	1 Vote	Chipotle Is Moving Into Flower Deliveries