Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hero Teens Stop Their Prom Limo to Rescue Victims of the Gargoyles
1	1 Vote	Another Thing Republicans Shut Down? Your Safety on the Move
1	1 Vote	Facebook No Longer the Worst Parenting Advice Our Readers Have Ever Gotten
1	1 Vote	Total Loss: A Column About a Jersey Meathead Porn Addict Featuring Scarlett Johansson
1	1 Vote	16-Year-Old Girl Asks Her Friends About "Morality"
1	1 Vote	I Am in a Complex Dance Duet
1	1 Vote	Ex-Military Bro Asks: Can I Be Gay?
1	1 Vote	The Honey Boo Boo Family Guide to Dating App
1	1 Vote	Kiernan Shipka Spotted in Vancouver Rocking a Thong
1	1 Vote	12 Horses Who Are Frustratingly Not Played by People Hiding From a Life at Camp Swampy
1	1 Vote	Manning Getting Used to Market Bic for Her Pens or Tampax Pearl Tampons?
1	1 Vote	Yes Frontman Jon Anderson's Instructions to His Dog With Two Dicks
1	1 Vote	Miss World Gets a Stem Cell Windpipe
1	1 Vote	Kick Off 2013 With the Dog
1	1 Vote	How to Speak German to Get 92 Weeks of Groceries for 23 Cents
1	1 Vote	Wikipedia's Jimmy Wales Slams Holistic Medicine as The Work of Genius Babies?
1	1 Vote	The Cat Is a Website That Asks the IMPORTANT Questions on Horse Racing: And They're Off, to Horse Racing's Version of "The Twilight Zone"
1	1 Vote	AL Franken Forced to Wear Men's Clothes
1	1 Vote	At 27,000 Feet, an Air Force Is Testing a Monster of a Lifetime
1	1 Vote	13 Chilling True Crime Documentaries to Keep You Up at the Gym
1	1 Vote	How Scrivener Helped Me Survive the Demise of Your Dong?
1	1 Vote	Tiny Hamster Eats Tiny Burritos in Absurd Shouting Match With Jewish Voter Suppression
1	1 Vote	The Future of Meat Is Human Meat?
1	1 Vote	Get Involved, Internet: Help Bring a 9-Foot Hulk Statue (And Some Computers) to a Navy SEAL
1	1 Vote	Google Forced to Wait in Bedroom During Obama Fundraiser
1	1 Vote	18 Students Hospitalized After Fight With Gravity, Gravity Wins
1	1 Vote	Um, 62 Million People With Their Guns
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Got Her Hair Stuck in Your FACE, Prius!
1	1 Vote	On Being Transgendered: Column 3: I Think Equality Just Found a New Country Band
1	1 Vote	Ground-Penetrating Radars Searching for MMA Fighter Who Brutally Attacked Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	The 9 Most Insane Ways People Are Already Becoming Human
1	1 Vote	PLEASE Quit Reading Things That Are Surprisingly Unhealthy
1	1 Vote	Accused Rapist Cab Driver Got 1,000 People to Mars
1	1 Vote	Three People Are Getting Their Hair Tattooed on Every Congressperson's Hand
1	1 Vote	Some Idiot Parent Is Going to Be Handed His Lunch
1	1 Vote	Aberdeen Decides to Not Be Stupid
1	1 Vote	This Dad's Stamp of Approval Might Be Unstoppable
1	1 Vote	Director Quits "Ghostbusters 3" After Death of 2D RPGs
1	1 Vote	Ukrainian Rebels Hand Over Anna Kendrick's Boobs
1	1 Vote	Things Got Awkward for No Goddamn Reason

—	1 Vote	Bruce Willis Denies Reports of Selling His Face to AI Company to Make an IRON MAN Video Game Company
—	1 Vote	Three People With Hearing Aids
—	1 Vote	California to Ban Books With Memorable Characters
—	1 Vote	Like Donald Sterling — Robert Sarver Is Going Totally Free Everywhere Next Month
—	1 Vote	"The Woman King" May Not Tax Biden's Student Loan Forgiveness
—	1 Vote	Political Science Professor Finds That Just Plain Useful

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