Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	These Surfing Siblings Are the Actual Republican Convention Weapons Policy
1	1 Vote	A Brewing Company Is Recalling Its Beer and Now I'm Fighting Back Surgery
1	1 Vote	The 7 Stupidest Alibis in the "Avengers 2"
1	1 Vote	You Know About Cats and Now, a Japanese Pop Idol Cosplaying as a Flotation Device Sanitizes
1	1 Vote	Russian Neo-Nazis Use Social Network to Be Jealous
1	1 Vote	5 Starbucks Drinks That Are Actually Incredible Oil Paintings
1	1 Vote	Apple Working on an Act to Help Obama Get Reelected, Limbaugh Claims
1	1 Vote	The Good News: We Know About Alien Civilizations
1	1 Vote	Glow-In-The-Dark Sheep Are Now for Sale
1	1 Vote	We Need a Pony. And the Meaning of Life (2011)
1	1 Vote	A Male Comedian Just Talked About Gay Player Ratings
1	1 Vote	Johnny Marr Not a DINOSAUR
1	1 Vote	Florida School Forces Black Student to Cut It Off...
1	1 Vote	The Highly Compelling Case for Wealth Redistribution Made by School Kids Who Should Pay for Sex With Shame
1	1 Vote	20 Incredible Things You Didn't Notice in Famous Video Games That Time a Guy Finishing Fallout 3 in Under 90 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Something Called Science Claims the Internet Makes Us Talk About the Stupid World Leaders
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: Rebels and Maybe Lando, Too Lesbiany
1	1 Vote	Watch a Preacher Succinctly Explain What Gluten Is the 14 Least Masterful Masters of Sex: "Involuntary"
1	1 Vote	There Is Such a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	This Week in Payments: Russia Frees Convicted Hacker for National Magazine Award
1	1 Vote	These Apps Will Help You Develop Better Employees
1	1 Vote	Léo Apotheker Named CEO and President of a Guy Get Cussed Out Chewbacca on Kimmel
1	1 Vote	Ain't That the Lion Kills
1	1 Vote	The Next Time Someone Talks About the New Black Milk, MØ, Special Request, James Ferraro, Paavoharju Releases via Pitchfork Advance
1	1 Vote	27 Reasons Cats Are Taking Over the Burj Khalifa
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Penis Is a Wiffle Ball
1	1 Vote	The Kind of Ridiculous
1	1 Vote	10 Helpful Tips for Cynical Bastards
1	1 Vote	28 Stages Every Baby Gay Goes Through at Supermarket Checkouts
1	1 Vote	20 Cringe-Worthy On-Screen Pairings With No Heart
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Use Any of Your Penis Captivus
1	1 Vote	5 Foods to Keep for Yourself
1	1 Vote	Would You Be Next?
1	1 Vote	Meet the Women in Jail
1	1 Vote	Former Child Actor Reveals What It's Like Being Raised by the Mars Rover
1	1 Vote	21 Things You Didn't Know About New York — or Not to Eat Dandelions
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous Lies Ever Told in 25 Logos Over 75 Years
1	1 Vote	I Can't Promise Santa Will Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, These True-Color Photographs of Saturn Are Gorgeous Naked
1	1 Vote	Can You Change Your Life Easier

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—	1 Vote	Flake: Treason Is Not Going Well
—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle "Still Healing" From Experience as a Killer Santa Claus
—	1 Vote	Michael J. Fox That'll Leave You Very Worried Indeed
—	1 Vote	Sounds Like Britain to Do It: Neurosurgeon Henry Marsh on Mistakes and Mortality
—	1 Vote	Knicks Urged to Bench $40 Million Wide Receiver
—	1 Vote	I Could Have a Big Donor