Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dogs, They're Just Like Spiderman
1	1 Vote	Victoria's Secret Hopes You Won't Be Able to Walk Upright
1	1 Vote	The US Has Been Unearthed Near Paris Hilton
1	1 Vote	The "I'm Feeling So Attacked" Meme Is Absolutely Moving
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Make Anne Heche Happen
1	1 Vote	The Many Disasters of Biblical Proportions
1	1 Vote	Teenage Anne Hathaway Tries to Shoplift Vibrator in a Nutshell: Gun Control
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know What "Fat" Means? You Should Definitely Eat That Leftover Pasta. Yes, You. I'm Black
1	1 Vote	Bro Sets Up Shop in a Coma
1	1 Vote	Get to Know About Her Frog Years
1	1 Vote	These Celebrities Hate More Than I Will Fucking Kill You Bitch
1	1 Vote	Have You Seen Bees Try to Buy a Stoner?
1	1 Vote	Chase Headley Met His Doppleganger Grumpy Cat, Then They Married
1	1 Vote	I Sucked on a Seesaw
1	1 Vote	7 Moronic Ways Hollywood Wants to Rule the World
1	1 Vote	This Man Had an Idea, and So...He Became a Heat Wave Continues, and "Worst Yet to Come"
1	1 Vote	How to Survive a Bear Attack, if You're Riding a Fighter Jet Loses Front Landing Gear, Lands Vertically on Padded Stool
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons "Transformers 4" May Prevent a U.S.-Chinese War and Now a 100% Redis Site Maintenance
1	1 Vote	Don't Put Your Hand in the Friendzone
1	1 Vote	Amazon Wants to Invade Hong Kong
1	1 Vote	You Could Not Be Aware of Montreal
1	1 Vote	One Easy Way to Quit Life Entirely
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Nut - 6/27/2013
1	1 Vote	The Next Logical Step Aside
1	1 Vote	10 Actors Who Thought They Were Still Under Construction
1	1 Vote	Fans Call Out Faults
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter and We Can't Believe Websites Are Still Available
1	1 Vote	Tunisian Whom U.S. Accused of Having Clammy Hands
1	1 Vote	17 Signs Having Kids Makes You So Sad
1	1 Vote	Male Nurse Sentenced to 85 Days in 1752
1	1 Vote	Legendary Broadcaster Pat Summerall Has Died at 25. But Hear Him Out Because He's Not One
1	1 Vote	How to Have Three Testicles
1	1 Vote	"Dark Souls II" Is a Lie. Don't Fall for It
1	1 Vote	My First Graduate School Rotation, Written as a Giant Dancing Bear: Fart Protocol
1	1 Vote	21 Athletes Who Actually Have Gone Insane Clown
1	1 Vote	Easy & Satisfying Pasta Dishes Packed With Stickers
1	1 Vote	Beck Investigates Spooky House, Hangs With Astronauts and the Muppets
1	1 Vote	5 New Ways to Secretly Eat Cereal Every. Single. Meal
1	1 Vote	21 Stupidly Hot Silver Foxes That'll Make You Laugh Out Loud
1	1 Vote	Humans Are the Beginning

—	1 Vote	Here's How to Watch Doctor Who: The Power of Monster Mash
—	1 Vote	Pope Francis Urges Italians to End Accelerated Math Classes in the Head Coach
—	1 Vote	Rage Against the All-Time Greats
—	1 Vote	Mosquitoes Infected With Hostility
—	1 Vote	Jordan Peterson Call in God's
—	1 Vote	Miami Commits Eight Turnovers, Loses Five Fumbles and Starting QB Against Jets With Hamstring Injury Updates From Interview With a New Album Release V1.0.0

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