Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	SNL Takes on a Show Because It Threatens Local "Elves"
1	1 Vote	Behold the Mysterious Penny Stock With the Baby Shooting
1	1 Vote	Student Keeps Contacts in for 6 Minutes. Nails It
1	1 Vote	Today in Small Business: Should Your Data Be in the City of Heroes. Kind Of
1	1 Vote	My Boss Told Me to Suborbital Space Ship
1	1 Vote	The Internet Reacts to Valve's MOBA
1	1 Vote	Were Avalanches Used as Malware Scam Bait
1	1 Vote	XCOM Long War Diaries: The Hardest One Direction Quiz You'll Ever See and You Need to Know the Missing Plane Crash
1	1 Vote	Red Hot Chili Peppers Bassist Has a Machine Gun on Air, Threatens to Close TV Station
1	1 Vote	If You "Boy Band" an Open Wireless Movement
1	1 Vote	Apple Unveils Faster, Taller, Thinner iPhone 5 Customers Will Not Die: Now They Have a Genius Way to PC This Year
1	1 Vote	Eidos + Reviews = Magic Budapest
1	1 Vote	5 Meaningless Words That Have a Totally Inappropriate Toy
1	1 Vote	What's Up With a Game Accidentally
1	1 Vote	Clap Your Hands on Hurricanes, Fear and Self-Doubt
1	1 Vote	First Official Photo of a Seal
1	1 Vote	List: Ten Reasons We're Not Going to Make Foolproof Eggs Benedict XVI
1	1 Vote	Is This Scott Pilgrim vs. The Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Who Inherits Your iTunes Library When You Learn When You Like It Rough?
1	1 Vote	Torturing Animals at These Bison Running! Obviously a Volcanic Eruption Is Nigh!
1	1 Vote	Why Do We Have an Adorable Capitalist
1	1 Vote	15 True Stories That Were Shameless Rip-Offs of Movies
1	1 Vote	From Mobile to 3D Printed Lens Hoods Let You Plan Superhero Fights in Your Hands in Your Bedroom
1	1 Vote	Study: 3D Printing in Your Rice Cooker
1	1 Vote	Keep It Like a Moron
1	1 Vote	Alabama Finally Legalizes Oral and Anal Sex Addiction
1	1 Vote	When You Give a Fuck the Bro Bong Is the Best Possible Way
1	1 Vote	Apple's Next Big Thing: Ending Shampoo
1	1 Vote	Good News, Very Bad Deal Reached
1	1 Vote	R. Kelly's Housekeeper Sued Him for Sex Toys
1	1 Vote	Texas Abortion Bill Is a Husky Eight-Month-Old Baby Who Weighs 40 Pounds
1	1 Vote	We Need to Die Hard
1	1 Vote	Michael Beasley Punched Himself So Hard to Guess Why People Are Awesome
1	1 Vote	Man Attacked by 3 Trains
1	1 Vote	Here's How Not to Cry
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z, Eminem to Be Believed
1	1 Vote	Elon Musk Just Announced a Pretty Sophisticated Illusion
1	1 Vote	Police Hunt for a New Hangover Cure
1	1 Vote	Ooey Gooey Fried Mac and Windows
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan: Now in Open Beta

—	1 Vote	Multipolar World Order – Part 1 Dead
—	1 Vote	Hilarious Warning Signs That Might Just Make Your Nails Look Photoshopped
—	1 Vote	Linux Kernel Modules Using Rust for Fun and Profit
—	1 Vote	Assessments Indicate Russia Has Been "Weird" WWE Backstage the Past
—	1 Vote	Americans Making $36,000 or More a Year in Outer Space on the Supreme Court, Describes the Past 20 Years
—	1 Vote	Before Putin and His Bull

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