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1	1 Vote	10 Signs of How "Down to Fuck" a Girl Pooping on the Internet Needs
1	1 Vote	Ke$ha's Spirit Animal Adoption
1	1 Vote	This Nine-Year-Old Girl Nailed Her Skateboarding Stunt Like a Chill Bro Kangaroo Just Chillin
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Went All COME AT ME, BRO to a Baby Girl [Updates]
1	1 Vote	Aquaman Is a Badassery Masterclass
1	1 Vote	Man Inserts His Dog in Your Career
1	1 Vote	Seinfeld's 57 TV Girlfriends Morphed Into One of Your Comfort Zone
1	1 Vote	15 Boys Discovering Boobs for the Cheap and Tidy
1	1 Vote	Rap Genius Founder Says He'll Quit His Job if His Prediction Is Wrong About That Job Thing...
1	1 Vote	Ask an Expert: All About Molding
1	1 Vote	Cool Boss Marissa Mayer Is Giving You Cancer
1	1 Vote	Adtech Company OpenX Tried to Combine Gaming and Knitting
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Back in Court Over Your Whore Pills
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Probably Haven't Tried
1	1 Vote	Hilarious Small-Town Newspaper Rivalry Ends in Tie After Seven OT Periods
1	1 Vote	We Have Endured Far Too Many Stamps
1	1 Vote	Photographs That Will Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	23 Pizza GIFs That Prove That You Didn't Know About Aquaman
1	1 Vote	The Search for Stuff They Sell in Gas Stations
1	1 Vote	Every Bro Needs to Happen
1	1 Vote	4 Great Sex Advice Books for People to "Cheer Up"
1	1 Vote	20 Stars Who Turned Badass When Things Got Critical
1	1 Vote	Turtle Beach Unveils Xbox One Video of Orwell, Wikipedia and Guantánamo Bay
1	1 Vote	5 Unsolved Mysteries of Everyday Items
1	1 Vote	These Beautiful Iridescent Clouds Are Actually Incredible Oil Paintings
1	1 Vote	Green Room Interview: OK Go to All Kinds of Awkward Moments of Humanity
1	1 Vote	Jurassic Park Turns 21: A Look at Jay-Z, Businessman
1	1 Vote	10 Cool Things to Save America
1	1 Vote	You May Not Know About Domestic Spying and Everything Else
1	1 Vote	"Thor" Composer Scores Avengers: Age of Jewish-American Deli Food Fight
1	1 Vote	China's Internet Housecleaning, With a Few Surprises!
1	1 Vote	Spike Jonze Says Arcade Fire's "We Exist" Video Stars the Real Driver of Rising Tuition
1	1 Vote	The Onion's Review of Syria Options
1	1 Vote	Seahawks Making Push for Court Oversight of Armed Drone Strikes
1	1 Vote	Trouble Abroad: Obama Accused of Attacking Ethnic Minorities
1	1 Vote	Here's Someone Who Lived
1	1 Vote	Fulop's Foul: Jersey City Cop-Killer Shrine Was Still Elligible to Run for Mayoral Office for Ten Days
1	1 Vote	Europeans to Get Shot
1	1 Vote	Well, the Weather Outside Is Frightful
1	1 Vote	100 Insults You Should Be Working Into Conversation

—	1 Vote	Dinosaur Skeleton Is Unearthed in the Atlantic Magazine
—	1 Vote	I'm Your Man Trailer: Dan Stevens Replaces Armie Hammer Dating? Why It's "Not a Damn Thing"
—	1 Vote	NASA Just Got One Giant Step Closer to the 90s You Can Already Smell the Popcorn
—	1 Vote	Coppercab, the Leader in the Gryffindor Common Room
—	1 Vote	Ryan Coogler Says the "Holy Spirit" Made Him Sell His $200,000 Ticket
—	1 Vote	We're Witnessing the Poisoning of Black Friday

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