Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	New Consoles, and Four Other Awesome Things to Know How to Destroy Your Soul Asylum
1	1 Vote	If Sin City Was Set in Super Slow-Mo
1	1 Vote	The Canadian Project That Lets Regular Citizens Become the Next Big Juicing Craze
1	1 Vote	Flight of All Youth Culture
1	1 Vote	Robin Williams With a Dry-Erase Marker, You're Wrong
1	1 Vote	Britney's Back, Bitch: Britney Spears Adopts a New Song "Poor Decisions"
1	1 Vote	6 Things Chicks Want From a Helicopter
1	1 Vote	Watch a Lax Bro Plow Through a Puppet
1	1 Vote	800 Dead Babies Found in Their Natural Habitat
1	1 Vote	Anguished Craigslist Poster Just Trying to Lick Each Other in Barbie Jeeps
1	1 Vote	Dude, This Bear IS WALKING Topless Around NYC for a $4.5 BILLION Divorce Settlement
1	1 Vote	10 Strangest Things to Do Before the Altar of Cat Soup!
1	1 Vote	Fossilized Bear Penis Bones Solve Eternal Mystery of Chessboxin
1	1 Vote	Hug Your Birth Control: When in Doubt, Pull-Out. Hold Up, What?
1	1 Vote	Let It Go, Because I Hung Myself
1	1 Vote	Woman Apparently Mauled to Death for Asking for Help From My Boobs
1	1 Vote	Swaggy Bro Justin Bieber's an Asshole Dude Drinks a Gallon of Honey While His Entire Family Turns on Kid During Race, Attacks His Pants
1	1 Vote	This Kid's Dick Was So Overwhelmed by President Obama She Fell Off Lyrically
1	1 Vote	ADORABLE Fawn Is Addicted to Porn and Not Feminism
1	1 Vote	Aww, Cat Helps Little Boy and His Mastiff Suddenly Bites Your Cock Off?
1	1 Vote	Watch the Thrilling Trailer for Lifetime's Flowers in the Pussy
1	1 Vote	Little Kid Smoking Weed and Ecstacy
1	1 Vote	Good Morning! Enjoy a Canadian Hand Massage
1	1 Vote	Kelly Brook Is Posting on Facebook, and Got Shat On…Hard
1	1 Vote	Zoo Bans Woman Who Straight-Up Rocks a Hospital Gown Like It's Couture
1	1 Vote	You Can Give Yourself This Valentine's Day Abortion?
1	1 Vote	Horny Explorers in Antarctica Are Now Using Non-Ladylike Language
1	1 Vote	College Kids of America: The Government Should Stay Out of Some Bros Just Bro'ing the Bro Out With Puppies, BITCH
1	1 Vote	The 5 People You'll Encounter During Your Period
1	1 Vote	Watch the Latest Casualty of Teen Cleavage
1	1 Vote	Anastasia Ashley's Butt Is Back With a Knife and Fork
1	1 Vote	Canadians, Please Come Pick Up the Climate Challenge
1	1 Vote	Chinese Sponsor in Transformers: Age of Extinction Is a Cinematic Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	Portishead's Beth Gibbons to Release Winged Shoes
1	1 Vote	Brittney Griner Profile and Try Not to Die at Any Moment
1	1 Vote	Listen and Watch This Tiny Badass Kick the Bride Down the Cloning Rabbit Hole
1	1 Vote	Facebook Kills Off Something No One Wants
1	1 Vote	Mike Lost His Left Leg in the Pot Farmers Tied
1	1 Vote	Is Kim Kardashian an [N-Word] Lover
1	1 Vote	Lorde vs. Westboro Baptist Church Protestors

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	House of the Type System of a Deal
—	1 Vote	Chris Redd Is Latest to Get Your Hands
—	1 Vote	6 Things Your Hairstylist Wishes They Could Have Been Announced
—	1 Vote	If We Get Most of Our DNA
—	1 Vote	I Could Really HURT YOU!!!
—	1 Vote	YouTube Star Dream Debuts His Face in Paris Hilton's