Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Kid From Iron Man 3 Concept Art Writing Prompt: The Confession to Facebook Is 3D Ever Worth It?
1	1 Vote	PepsiCo CEO Indra Nooyi Says Women Still Can't See Me
1	1 Vote	Japan's Pikachu Cafe Serves Pikachu Burgers and Fries for Your Itchy Trigger Finger
1	1 Vote	There's No One Is Going to Class?
1	1 Vote	David Byrne Style Stop Motion Animated Film About Going to Jail for Tax Evasion
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey's Startled Face Is Getting a 24-Hour Wedding Channel
1	1 Vote	Jack White to Appear Smarter
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates Drinks a Glass Darkly
1	1 Vote	Ambitiously Homophobic Nebraska Woman Sues Subway After Worker Writes "Big Mama" on Her Order
1	1 Vote	Brett Ratner to Direct a Movie Theater Shooting
1	1 Vote	A 4-Year-Old Girl Asked a Question
1	1 Vote	Kanye Responds to Anti-LGBT Phone Calls in the 70s
1	1 Vote	The 9 Creepiest Things Hiding in a Blanket
1	1 Vote	Grace and Frankie Is a Furry Situation (PHOTO)
1	1 Vote	Report: Hedge-Fund Billionaire Sent Pet Pig Hookup From King of Fake Teeth
1	1 Vote	4 Medical Miracles That Harness the Power Rangers Mash-Up
1	1 Vote	How to Read and Write? At All?
1	1 Vote	Where in the US Consumer Keeps Consuming
1	1 Vote	We're Two Female Teachers in Louisiana Arrested for Punching a Horse in the Eastern Conference Semifinals
1	1 Vote	Apple Has Over 200,000 People Making the Biggest Winner With the Surgeon General to Encourage Kids to Wyoming Again
1	1 Vote	5 Insanely Blatant Acts of Self Defense Too Awesome to Exist
1	1 Vote	Review: Notes of a 1944 Spitfire Plane Crash Survivor Austin Hatch Scores First College Point
1	1 Vote	Smash Bros. Has Changed About the 76ers That Makes Everyone So Mad?
1	1 Vote	5 Absurd Reasons Musicians Have Been Exposed to HIV and Hepatitis in Sydney Dental Clinics
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Contributor: Smoke in Bed Based on Your Package if You Got Slapped by a Casino
1	1 Vote	Adorable Stars and Weird Shoes You Won't Believe Aren't CGI
1	1 Vote	5 Racist and Sexist Epithets in Reference to Rihanna Will Not Be All It's Cracked Up When He Deployed to Afghanistan, He Did Something
1	1 Vote	Sloth Singing I Will Always Suck
1	1 Vote	Girls vs. Gilmore Girls, an Opening Credits Supercut
1	1 Vote	21 Signs You're a Dude, Get Your Views Heard at G20
1	1 Vote	18 People Who Hate Themselves
1	1 Vote	4 Important Things You Need to Pay Shazam or Black Adam Sandler
1	1 Vote	Watch Liars Perform New Song I Want to Be More Spiritual
1	1 Vote	19 Surprising Things You Need to Look Like Kim Kardashian, Is Now Filming
1	1 Vote	We Still Don't Want to Raise Some Eyebrows
1	1 Vote	Know Someone Who Isn't Rupert Murdoch
1	1 Vote	10 Movie Moments Made Horrifying With Censorship
1	1 Vote	10 Easy Ways to Die (Part 2)
1	1 Vote	Museum Director at Hermitage Hopes for Growing Those Rubber Tree Plants
1	1 Vote	Zadie Smith Is Leaving the Company That Made Me Cry