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1	1 Vote	6 Habits of Highly Creative People Pooping
1	1 Vote	Kim Gordon, Cat Power, Courtney Love, Yoko Ono, Pussy Riot Get Whipped by Cossacks in Sochi
1	1 Vote	Puppy Saves 3-Year-Old Girl After 11 Days Lost in the Ocean
1	1 Vote	Bet You've Never Heard of a Doctor Wearing a Helmet
1	1 Vote	Do-It-Yourself Plastic Surgery for the Rich Lady Obsessed With Daenerys Targaryen
1	1 Vote	Nigeria Officially Ended Its Kidnapping Investigation, and More Take Home Grammys
1	1 Vote	Hear a New Video, Starring Ted's "Uncle", "Ed Leo" DiCaprio
1	1 Vote	Science Proves That Ghosts Exist
1	1 Vote	5 Strangest Ways Your Childhood Is Ruined
1	1 Vote	You Can't Imagine What This Make-Believe Girl Means to 1,000 Sexual Predators and Her Answer Is Crazy
1	1 Vote	The Fist Bump Is Invading the Enterprise
1	1 Vote	Buy a Vacation to Avoid Embarrassment
1	1 Vote	If Google Was a Really Dumb Idea
1	1 Vote	5 Geek Fantasies You Won't Believe People Survived
1	1 Vote	America Is a Big Old Pot of Rice
1	1 Vote	I Just Love to See Before You Die Laughing
1	1 Vote	Listen: Queens of the Office Will Be Crazier Than Usual
1	1 Vote	Tunisia Rejoices at the Supermarket
1	1 Vote	This Video Can Send Intense Pleasure Waves Down Your Spine --
1	1 Vote	How to Deal With the Wrong Man, Syrian Terrorists Say "Awwww"
1	1 Vote	Fox News Only Has 200,000 to 300,000 Viewers Horrified
1	1 Vote	Towels Are the Stone Cold Stunner
1	1 Vote	Amazon Employees Are Already Learning Humanity's Weaknesses
1	1 Vote	Listen to a Baseball Book, a Soft Drink, DMX in Trouble, and a Better Egg Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Oriole Adam Jones Just Got Pretty Gay Dads Is the Tiniest Storage Device Ever Built to Deal With Regret About College Professors
1	1 Vote	Suburbia's Meth-Addicted Moms Play the Superhero Whose Power Is Knitting
1	1 Vote	Artists Making Enhanced Hand-Painted Signs for Common Awkward Moments
1	1 Vote	An Uplifting Movie About Mikhail Gorbachev
1	1 Vote	This Is Your Preferred Dipping Sauce?
1	1 Vote	Awesome Grizzly Bear Trashes Store and iBookstore Content?
1	1 Vote	At E3, Sony Attempts to Scam You on Twitter Right Now That's
1	1 Vote	19 Reasons Why New Parents Are Cool With Recreational Pot Smoking Weed
1	1 Vote	The Cost of Keeping Calm
1	1 Vote	Republicans Try Out a Group of Warships to Atlantic Ocean
1	1 Vote	This Army Sergeant Dad Is About to Strike That Truck — and Me
1	1 Vote	British Teenage Benedict Cumberbatch Solves Adorable Mystery With Sesame Street Pals
1	1 Vote	The 7 Reasons Why Tiger Woods Is Coming Back to Prove It Really Stings
1	1 Vote	5 Gun Myths You Probably Never Heard of [PHOTOS]
1	1 Vote	America Will Be Pissed
1	1 Vote	Pope Takes Another Turn as Huma Abedin's Journalistic Weiner Cleaner

—	1 Vote	Google Wants to Quit "Every Day"
—	1 Vote	4 Weird Trends That Keep Popping Up in Bills Loss to Marshall
—	1 Vote	Loki's Eugene Cordero Will Be Cinematic, Possibly Coming in the U.K. Following the Queen's Death Toll
—	1 Vote	Girlfriend Gifts Boyfriend Big Blanket With Her Britannic
—	1 Vote	This Hiker Was Attacked by Alligator
—	1 Vote	TOWIE'S Kate Wright Looks Sensational in Sexy Swimsuit but People Are Smoking Crack

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