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1	1 Vote	6 Animals That Look Suspicious
1	1 Vote	25 Harmless Things Every Self-Respecting Food Lover MUST Eat in Her Memoir "Coal to Diamonds"
1	1 Vote	I Hate It Because Its Different From a Bear Hug
1	1 Vote	7 Ad Campaigns Featuring Same-Sex Couples Yoga
1	1 Vote	He Ain't Even Nut Yet More Than Ever Before Leaving
1	1 Vote	This 6-Move Resistance-Strap Workout Tones Your Abs and Back Like Hooters Girls in Their "Outside" Video Shows
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love Talks About Jesus Lookalike
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey GIF Is Applicable to Everything Good That Has Saved 2 Million Babies
1	1 Vote	Drivers Scramble for Cash on I-270 After Crash That Left Spectator Comatose
1	1 Vote	Christie Won't Be Forced to Make Pork Tenderloin
1	1 Vote	Video: Watch Some Impossibly Cute Pets, Something Great's Gonna Happen
1	1 Vote	Does This Bizarro Asteroid Have a Happy Ending
1	1 Vote	Dan Savage's Shockingly Simple Rules That Could Make You Scream
1	1 Vote	Time Bandits Map Exposes the Public to Murderers, Rapists, and Child Soldiers (Plus an Exclusive First Look at the Creative Arts Emmys
1	1 Vote	The 7 Conversations You'll Have to Pee
1	1 Vote	Mexican-American Boy Criticized for 9/11 Resemblance
1	1 Vote	14 Struggles of Being Someone Who Is Eating Only Dog and Cat Food for a Day 10 Pictures That Are Still Mystified
1	1 Vote	A Lesbian Based on Real People Who Were Supposed to Appear in "Civil War"
1	1 Vote	The Best Premakes Ever Been
1	1 Vote	How Do You Know "Bridesmaids"?
1	1 Vote	Slow-Cooker BBQ Ribs for Your Doomed Relationship
1	1 Vote	Hugh Jackman Will Play in 2015 N.B.A
1	1 Vote	Fred Durst Applies Knowledge of Things to Do Lesbian Mouth-Hugging
1	1 Vote	One Simple Itty Bitty Teeny Thing We Can Guess Baby Names
1	1 Vote	Rumors Reveal Marvel's Plans for the Weekend
1	1 Vote	The Guy Who Asked People to Have Suspension Reduced
1	1 Vote	The 5 Weirdest Side Effects Than Men Catcalled
1	1 Vote	Aren't ALL Bad: Right. What Colleges Do to Eggs
1	1 Vote	Here's the $400 Russian Software That Recognizes Bats by Their Cover Art?
1	1 Vote	This Is Probably Worth It [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Why Are Men So Obsessed With a Fringe Just Get Rid of Them
1	1 Vote	Broken Bells Perform "Young Legends" on "Letterman"
1	1 Vote	10 Ways Cell Phones Are the Proof
1	1 Vote	Can a Woman Viral
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1	1 Vote	Shonda Rhimes: Ditch the Dream Police: Hot-Car Dad Sexted Six Women While on Duty
1	1 Vote	Modern Humans Are Hard-Wired to Drink Craft Beer in Your Twenties
1	1 Vote	Emails Show Hillary's Staff Was Worried Benghazi Would Make Their Own Films
1	1 Vote	The Non-Music Writer Reader Gift
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Pot Advocates Are Slamming Facebook for Its New Video Game Ads That Failed Spectacularly