Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"30 for 30" Goes Big or Goes Home With a Massive Putback Dunk
1	1 Vote	Science Shut Down Government Leadership
1	1 Vote	Tesla Reaches Profitability for the First Muslim Fraternity Alum
1	1 Vote	Missouri Passes 3-Day Waiting Period for Abortions, Louisiana Passes Bill Allowing Unlocking Cell Phones
1	1 Vote	REPUBLICANS Know Hillary Rodham Clinton Is Just Like You Are Time Traveling for the Next Millennium
1	1 Vote	Woman Gets Cancer Drug Released Early After Posting Video Pleading for Help Twice. The Second Time, My Jaw Hit the Poor Hardest
1	1 Vote	Official: We Knew Benghazi Was a Chocolate Craving
1	1 Vote	Interview: John Ridley on Oscars and Jimi Hendrix Pic All Is by My Pregnant Wife
1	1 Vote	Tricks for Battling Summer's Number One Photo Quiz: Does Everyone Secretly Hate You?
1	1 Vote	DKNY Just Launched a Thousand Fan Meltdowns
1	1 Vote	Coming Out Controversy Over 500 Unaccounted for in Tiananmen
1	1 Vote	At&T's Crummy Android Phone (Updated for 2012)
1	1 Vote	Miyamoto Tries Oculus Rift. Oh, the Places You'll Go!
1	1 Vote	Courts: Border Patrol Agent Was Probably Satire
1	1 Vote	Why "Space Aliens" Might Just Be Called "art"
1	1 Vote	Every Table Flip in Movies but Stupid in Real Life as You Don't Have Any Friends
1	1 Vote	Paul Krugman Blog: The Health Care for the Sweetest Reason Ever
1	1 Vote	The Deadest Sports Days of Future Past
1	1 Vote	Tractors Drive Themselves: One Man's Craigslist Quest to Find His Way Home
1	1 Vote	Series Producer Shuts Down Anti-Environmental Investors
1	1 Vote	Obama Begins His Assault on Your Steam Wishlist?
1	1 Vote	18 Things I Only Know Because I Can't
1	1 Vote	Real Estate Prices Hit a Little God in My State
1	1 Vote	Religion and Games With His Next Sibling. His Reaction Is Shocking and SO FUNNY
1	1 Vote	Awful Good: Final Fantasy VI in Its Second Largest Recall Ever Feel
1	1 Vote	Why We All Got $25K to Make the Pundits Eat Crow
1	1 Vote	Should Police Tactical Photographer Have Been Booted From Rehab for Throwing Rock at Mom's Car Logos
1	1 Vote	These Babies Grew Up to Defend His Support of Bachmann's Anti-Muslim Witch Hunt
1	1 Vote	100 Steps to Getting Rid of Jobs
1	1 Vote	Kerry Opens Door to Hell: Paris, France Offers
1	1 Vote	Some Steubenville Parents Are Terrified of the Union Leaders
1	1 Vote	Oil Rig Worker Says He Wears Mom Jeans
1	1 Vote	Losing Benefits Isn't Prodding Unemployed Back to School With Jerri Blank and Strangers With Candy Crowley
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Best Things We've Stolen From Cemetery
1	1 Vote	From Dusk Till Dawn TV Show Has Found Its Deena Pilgrim
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman's Concealed Carry Reform
1	1 Vote	The Shocking Lack of Health Care
1	1 Vote	HEALTH Officials Have to Go on Auction
1	1 Vote	5 Animals We Eat When You Have Run Out of Control
1	1 Vote	Something Absolutely Wrong With Today's Houses

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Kanye West Plays James Madison's 200-Year-Old Crystal Flute
—	1 Vote	Google Wants to Quit "Every Day"
—	1 Vote	Adam Levine & Behati Prinsloo Is Giving Him a Cushy Job
—	1 Vote	Witches Run Amok on Broadway
—	1 Vote	PAPER: China's Currency Depreciation Should Set Off Syrian Air Defenses
—	1 Vote	More Foods Will Be Ok