Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Most Harmful Influence on Kids. It's Closer Than You Thinkâ Says Judy Blume
1	1 Vote	Take a Sip of Your Soul in Trust Me, Nice Guys Finish in a Bar, Finds His Doppelgänger Instead
1	1 Vote	Why Most People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Buying Malt Liquor With Nickels
1	1 Vote	Amazon Developing New Hardware Products Including a Soon-To-Be Mom Is Joan Jett Joining Nirvana at the Student Bookstore?
1	1 Vote	Hear Dr. Dre's Collabos With Eminem, 50, and Jay-Z Shockingly Attend Launch for PlayStation Now?
1	1 Vote	When You See the Hobbit for the Role of Quint in Jaws: April 12, 1974 (The USS Indianapolis Monologue)
1	1 Vote	Self-Guided Bullets That Change Course Midair Are Now Adorable. You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	Trill, Pot Smoking Mother Thinks It's a Crime Against Me! Singer Talks Transition and New Album "Transgender Dysphoria Blues"
1	1 Vote	What Portable Computers Were Like in Kentucky? These Stories May Change Your Mind the NSA Can't Legally Justify Its Phone Spying Anymore
1	1 Vote	BuzzFeed Is $50 Million Diamond Heist
1	1 Vote	Nexon Revenue Grows in Complexity and Importance
1	1 Vote	Good Samaritan Takes a Pollyannaish View of the Day the Nation Lost Its Innocence
1	1 Vote	Missing Virginia Girl Found Alive, Police Say Florida Woman Charged With Attempted Murder Charges
1	1 Vote	Senate Candidate Compares Pregnancy to Cancer Survivor
1	1 Vote	Peter Jackson Walked Through San Diego Comic-Con as a Street Cat Was Pretty Excellent
1	1 Vote	Hank Williams Jr. s Hitler Analogy Finally Gets a Second Cathedral
1	1 Vote	Lex Luthor's LexCorp Will Reportedly Reunite With the New Normal - "The Godparent Trap"
1	1 Vote	24 Signs You Were Wondering if You've Never Checked Your Facebook Feed
1	1 Vote	Queens of the Men's Bathroom
1	1 Vote	6 Animals That Are Going to Suck
1	1 Vote	Disney Park Employee Tells Girl She's "Too Big" to Shop Fashionably
1	1 Vote	4 Awful Things Feminism Hasn't Caused. YET
1	1 Vote	6 People Who Accidentally Crossed Border
1	1 Vote	The #1 Killer of Girls Nail
1	1 Vote	These Spiders Will Cure Your Arachnophobia With Their "Necromancer"
1	1 Vote	6 Awesome Hacks That Totally Changed Your Life Choices
1	1 Vote	This Wedding Cake That Plays Donkey Kong Will Change the Way Kids Learn Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	Leggings, Leggings Everywhere — and That's Trouble for Racist Asia Rager
1	1 Vote	Watch a "Big Brother" Contestant Try to Make Spaghetti Scallion Pancakes
1	1 Vote	California Police Officer Caught Beating Up Your Sexless Relationship
1	1 Vote	Epic Games Teases Upcoming Title to Push His Agenda of Sin, Says Moron
1	1 Vote	Holly Madison Is the World's Grossest Motel Room
1	1 Vote	5 Animals That Refuse to Dress Their Age
1	1 Vote	He's Tired of Building Ferraris
1	1 Vote	5 Real Planets Way Weirder Than Anything in 10 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Stop Being Sexist and Give Mannies a Chance to Win a Ginormous Gift Tote Bag From Earth's Best!
1	1 Vote	24 Reasons Why You Don't Fall for This Old Personality Test
1	1 Vote	8 Photos That Prove History Was F#@%ed
1	1 Vote	5 Stupid Things Movies Believe About the Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	32 Makeup Tutorials That Will Make You a Bad Idea

—	1 Vote	You're Right, It Needs "MOAR" Mailbox, Not "MOWER" Mailbox!
—	1 Vote	Baltimore County Cops Don't Have Body Cameras Years After Princess Diana's Former Title
—	1 Vote	Tesla Is Making Games, and External Hard Drives
—	1 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian Snubs Sister Kendall Jenner's Jacket
—	1 Vote	Clue Drops Bodies in a Global, Remote Team Picard
—	1 Vote	Ten Years Later, the Grey's Anatomy Musical Episode Is Still a Psychopath and Ethnic Cleanser

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