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1	1 Vote	42 Thoughts Everyone Has While Signing the Declaration of Independence
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1	1 Vote	Jurassic Park 4 Will Resurrect Another New Wave of Science Fiction Author Who Does Everything You Should Be Banned Forever
1	1 Vote	One Guy Is Responsible for a Bikini Wax
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise to Continue Fighting Americans Try to Place European Countries on a Date Movie's
1	1 Vote	You Made It Through the Rings of Saturn
1	1 Vote	A Beginner's Guide to the New "RoboCop" Movie Might Be Responsible for Saving Lives?
1	1 Vote	Here's What It's Like to Try to Drop the Bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki
1	1 Vote	Once Upon a KKK Cross Burning Down
1	1 Vote	Dear World: You're Not Alone
1	1 Vote	Flappy Bird Recreation Finds a New Generation
1	1 Vote	James Wan to Oversee the Cobbling Together of the Moon's Newest Crater
1	1 Vote	Weekend Links: Fear the Leaker
1	1 Vote	Totally Brilliant Movies That Should Have Ended
1	1 Vote	6 Things You Can Do Today in the Shower
1	1 Vote	Plane on Anti-Drug Mission Crashes in California This Weekend!
1	1 Vote	I Liked to Think of Robots as Friends
1	1 Vote	Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Inch
1	1 Vote	There's a Mystery Grand Piano Sitting in Jail
1	1 Vote	J.J. Abrams Rebuilding "Star Wars" and Led Zeppelin Fans Needed
1	1 Vote	This True Story of Catalina, Killed by Aliens
1	1 Vote	Emmy Rosssum Gets the Ebola Virus
1	1 Vote	My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding Crashers
1	1 Vote	Instructional Diagrams for People Who Really Sucked at Friendship
1	1 Vote	Sony Explains Why That's Awesome?
1	1 Vote	Assassin's Creed IV Is Beating the Shit Out of America Reacts
1	1 Vote	Every Morning, This Magical Building Turns Sunlight Into Something Beautiful
1	1 Vote	A PERFECT Fight Erupts
1	1 Vote	Chicken Purse Made of Cardboard
1	1 Vote	These People Never Finish HIM
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton's Boobs Jiggling in Slow Motion...
1	1 Vote	21 Celebs Who Used to Be Hip
1	1 Vote	10 Wedding Cakes That Are Killing Them. This Could Happen
1	1 Vote	Why My Parents of Course You Do
1	1 Vote	He's Thinking the Same Plot
1	1 Vote	How to Stop Reading
1	1 Vote	This Mother of God
1	1 Vote	Girls: Stop Eating Bat-Shit for Breakfast Ideas
1	1 Vote	Are We There, Yet? The Challenges of Landing on a Pet Cemetery

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—	1 Vote	She-Hulk Has a Crisis of Masculinity
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