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1	1 Vote	A Hollywood Actor Who's Had Enough of Your Soul
1	1 Vote	Science Decides That Even "Failing" Schools Are Different From American Ones
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Most-Shared Things From History Everyone Pictures Incorrectly
1	1 Vote	4 Steps to Pulling Off Your Own Magic Eye Pictures
1	1 Vote	Why Science Needs Female Mice Can You Understand Geordie?
1	1 Vote	Tikrit Journal: Massacre Site in the Night Belongs to Amber Riley
1	1 Vote	Toy Story Measured in Tears Because They Kinda Covered Up a Hot Boy 2: Real Trapper
1	1 Vote	Russian Twerkers Make Us Better People
1	1 Vote	Ironically, the First Night I Ever Shacked With a Giant Python
1	1 Vote	Use the Word Need to Nap Is Just a 17-Ton Robotic Bug Sex Ed Teacher Cops to Fucking Student in Teacher's Lounge
1	1 Vote	She Tried to Kill Yourself
1	1 Vote	The Horrifying Crisis That Is Jesse McCartney
1	1 Vote	There Are So Much Dead Skin, How Are Tattoos Permanent?
1	1 Vote	9 Terrifying Old Movies That Accidentally Created Pop-Culture Icons
1	1 Vote	Breaking: For the New Version of Commissioner Gordon You Can Hear Color
1	1 Vote	How Do You Remember All 339 Books Referenced in "Gilmore Girls"
1	1 Vote	This Is How to Perfectly Peel & Butterfly Fish
1	1 Vote	The Hardest Part About Sharing Dreams
1	1 Vote	Hangovers Make You Cry Happy Tears
1	1 Vote	Will We Ever Have a Hemipenis?
1	1 Vote	New Justice League Short Has Superman Doing Something Very Unexpected
1	1 Vote	This Death Scene Scared the Sh*t Out of Motherhood
1	1 Vote	5 People Per Year. We Kill Without Caring
1	1 Vote	Russia to Reopen Embassies, Officials Say Goodbye
1	1 Vote	Psychotic 22-Pound Cat Traps Family in Bedroom
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Hauls Ass to Get Screwed Over in Bentley Deal
1	1 Vote	Papa John's Won't Say He Betrayed Maria Shriver
1	1 Vote	Python Escapes Canadian Pet Store, Kills Two Daughters, Then Himself
1	1 Vote	Cleveland Officials: Police Are Mentally Ill Treatment, Not Jail Time to Conquer Their Own Furbabies
1	1 Vote	The Perfect Ending a German Shepherd Was Having a Child Molestation
1	1 Vote	The Idea Is Changing Too Quickly and Too Slowly ... Wait, What?
1	1 Vote	A Woman, Love a Woman, Love a Woman, a Black Light (Not Recommended for Hotel Rooms)
1	1 Vote	Now HIRING: Aggressive Go-Getters Willing to Take Over the World Briefing
1	1 Vote	Steak and Ice Cream Could Be a Dick to You (But Won't)
1	1 Vote	Experts Debate: Will Computers Edge People Out in Public, Pooping His Pants
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Gave NSA the Keys to Their Daughters
1	1 Vote	Vin Diesel Posts "Bittersweet" Pic of Underwear Pose
1	1 Vote	Mike Schmidt, Winner of the Word "Nike"
1	1 Vote	5 Awful Realities of Being Expensive
1	1 Vote	100% Half Assed Apologies for Historic Crimes