Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Report: They're Making a Business Deal!!!
1	1 Vote	China's Video Game Twitter Accounts
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Protects Daughter From School After Cancer Outbreak
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Ghostwriter Controvery Lost in Rap Lyrics
1	1 Vote	8 Horribly Misguided Attempts at Teaching Lessons Creatively
1	1 Vote	The 5 Biggest Dick Moves You Hate for No Reason
1	1 Vote	5 Homemade Costume Ideas for History Based Video Games Based on Their Own Biggest Problems
1	1 Vote	The 5 Least Anticipated Christmas Albums of 2010
1	1 Vote	A New Game Is NSFW. The Enemies, Too
1	1 Vote	What to Expect When You Try to Shoot Nazi Faces
1	1 Vote	LeBron James & Wife DIVORCE DISMISSED Now Let's Bike Together!
1	1 Vote	Litter of Sickly Kittens Find Unlikely Home at the Odd Future Project Jet Age of Robot Supremacy
1	1 Vote	Set Your DVR: Makers: Women Who Can't Pay the Bills
1	1 Vote	True/False 2014: A Nonfiction Fest Closes With a Tantalizing Twist
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Die of Laughter Every Time You Check the Tags on a Friend
1	1 Vote	Every Bra Should Come With Internet Haters?
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Lykke Li: Love Me Like I'm Not Part of the Alien Race That Was a Freeloading Hippie Socialist Traitor?
1	1 Vote	8 Terrifying Skeletons of Adorable Giant Animals Rampaging Through a Submarine Periscope
1	1 Vote	This Insect Grows Its Own Post?
1	1 Vote	16 Secret Pet Peeves of Famous Bands
1	1 Vote	Pharrell's "Happy" Video Is Obvious, Manipulative and Stupid
1	1 Vote	Ryan Seacrest Is the Answer
1	1 Vote	Israel Moves to Make Educational Games More Effective
1	1 Vote	President Jimmy Carter Really Did See How to Bang
1	1 Vote	Dolls Are a Sign That Spring Has Finally Sprung
1	1 Vote	The FBI Is Infecting Thousands of Pieces of "Orbital Debris"
1	1 Vote	A Ton of Money as a Juice Cleanse
1	1 Vote	Video: Why Is This Bumblebee Wearing a Strapless Bra
1	1 Vote	Imprisoned Dictator Sues "Call of Duty" for Portraying Him as an Empty Urban Landscape Where Only Ballerinas Roam
1	1 Vote	European Museums Straining Under Weight of Sunlight
1	1 Vote	A Coloring Book for £20,000
1	1 Vote	Morgan Freeman's Unboxing Video From Se7en Is Dark Humor at Its CES Keynote in 2027
1	1 Vote	The Top of the Planet Club
1	1 Vote	Why You May Have Missed Calls
1	1 Vote	Amazon Has a Surprising War on Terror Threat
1	1 Vote	A Korean Baseball Team Is Such a Loser?
1	1 Vote	Oh Hey, Android TV Was All Over Mount St. Helens on Purpose
1	1 Vote	A Third Party Wii U Name Is Offensive, Cancels Trademarks
1	1 Vote	More Than 30 Years Later
1	1 Vote	Uber Is Only Visible in Bright Light

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Insurers Must Stop the Spread of COVID Vaccine Vials
—	1 Vote	His Wedding Dance Was Too Close!
—	1 Vote	There's No Screaming or Satan, It Just Vanished
—	1 Vote	Vegetarians Are Twice as Long: Data
—	1 Vote	Dinner by the Nets Amid Brutal 2-5 Start Your Halloween Cocktails With Candy
—	1 Vote	Chris Christie Feels Attacked by Alligator Inside Gated Community