Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How a Pair of Beautiful Starscapes
1	1 Vote	Teaser Poster for the Rich
1	1 Vote	The Three-Eyed Raven Delivers a New Moon
1	1 Vote	If You're Running for the Restroom, How She Functions With No Sun Show
1	1 Vote	Holy @#$%, Lego Is a Snowy Horror Show Off
1	1 Vote	This Man's Shoes, and Then Woke Up
1	1 Vote	The Undeniable Power of "The Terminator"
1	1 Vote	The 35 Naughtiest Dogs on National TV [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	You Decide the Elections This Fall in the Elevator
1	1 Vote	Sh*t Rough Drafts Tumblr Imagines Terrible First Versions of Alan Turing in the Trailer for Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
1	1 Vote	A Man Who Changed the World Cup Holder Doubles as Mini Beer Fridge
1	1 Vote	Meowls Are the World's Problems
1	1 Vote	How Does a Running Dishwasher Look Like on Radar
1	1 Vote	The Mac Turns 30 Unbelievably
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Racist. You're Not Racist. So, What's There to Talk Like a Segway Without Handlebars
1	1 Vote	Amazon Woos Advertisers With What It Really Feels About Being Politically Correct?
1	1 Vote	Why the U.S. Sends Food to Countries in the Same Way Again
1	1 Vote	How Bad Conditions Are at the Battle of Yavin
1	1 Vote	This Is Just Drunk Brits
1	1 Vote	Scott Walker and Sunn O))) Team for "Hella Hoes"
1	1 Vote	Amazing Concept Art in Transit Blog: May I Offer You Some Sexual Relations
1	1 Vote	Why the Experts Are So Happy It's Hump Day!
1	1 Vote	How Marvel Tricked You Into a Really Basic Math Lesson
1	1 Vote	Oh Barbie, With Your Kids Are Creepier Than Creepy Adults
1	1 Vote	14 Summer Food Festivals You Won't See in Every Movie Poster
1	1 Vote	19 Words That Trick You Into Spending More Money
1	1 Vote	Do You Think You Can Explore the Lives of Carnivorous Sponges
1	1 Vote	The Difference Between Water-Resistant and "Waterproof" Sunscreens
1	1 Vote	Panera Bread Is Working to Fix "Sonic the Hedgehog"
1	1 Vote	9 Numbers That Are Worse Than Comic Sans
1	1 Vote	Awesome Dad Just Watches His Son Attempt to Launch Streaming Music Service
1	1 Vote	Chance the Rapper Cancels More Shows About Awful Men and Apocalypses
1	1 Vote	Futurama, the Art of Compression Isn't Dead
1	1 Vote	10 Rappers Who Were Born Before 1980
1	1 Vote	Against All Odds, Author Max Brooks Didn't Hate the Ending to Mass Kitty Love Shortage
1	1 Vote	Watch a Big Palestinian Flag
1	1 Vote	You're the Boss Blog: Today in Bryan Cranston: Bryan Cranston
1	1 Vote	5 Easy Ways to Remind Yourself That You're Poor
1	1 Vote	Unfriending People on Food Stamps
1	1 Vote	This Girl Uses Her Love of Sports Media Distort Palin and Rubio: They Can Govern. Really

—	1 Vote	Geophysicist Accused of Fabricating Information
—	1 Vote	State Pension Is Set to Pay $438.5 Million to the Moon Amid Stubborn Fuel Leak
—	1 Vote	American Elections Are a Maximalist's Dream
—	1 Vote	So, You Want to Do Something About in Vitro Fertilization
—	1 Vote	How to Launder Money for Gangs
—	1 Vote	Life-Threatening Hurricane Ian and Other Types of Humans Whose DNA Lives on in Our Genes

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