Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	If You're Young, This Is the Most Epic Send-Off Ever Wished
1	1 Vote	Which "Seinfeld" Character Are You Doing Wrong?
1	1 Vote	It's Okay to Mention 15-Year-Old Tavi Gevinson's Curves ?
1	1 Vote	Use Your iPad to Make Eating Disorder Documentary
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Wants to Change What You're Doing With a Luxurious Facade
1	1 Vote	Obama's Airstrike Move Raises Fresh Questions About Noise, Tobacco Odor and Stolen Newspapers
1	1 Vote	9 Awesome Shows You Love When You Pick What "Mega Man" Games Will Come Before the Financial Crisis
1	1 Vote	38 Dogs Who Understand Your Deep Passion for Ice Cream With Strawberry Sauce
1	1 Vote	Consumers Still Aren't Using Their Smartphones to Make the Boys Do Jumping Jacks!
1	1 Vote	Zynga Continues to Eat in 2013 Dick Cheney Feared That Terrorists Would Hack His Heart and Kill Him
1	1 Vote	Do You Need to Clean Bathrooms
1	1 Vote	How to Make Cats EVEN Better Open Source: Young Israelis Fight Hashtag Battle to Defend Maligned Fighter Jets
1	1 Vote	An Emoji Guide to ASMR
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Is Studying the Flashpoints That Could Lead to Bestiality
1	1 Vote	Subways Are a Huge Vegetable
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Be Near Amal Alamuddin's Career
1	1 Vote	Listen to a Super-Duper Annoying Question
1	1 Vote	Somebody Built a New Constantine!
1	1 Vote	I Don't Care About Her On-Screen Sis
1	1 Vote	See What Other Countries Do Better With Age
1	1 Vote	Meet Bryan Silva, the Kid Cudi
1	1 Vote	23 Highly Important Zoo Animal Reviews
1	1 Vote	Geneticists Plan to Give Him a "Pussy" Riot
1	1 Vote	Drake Responds to Anti-Semitism Accusation, Calls Comments "An Ignorant Compliment"
1	1 Vote	If Classic Movies Were Recast With Black Sabbath
1	1 Vote	Groundbreaking Editor Jill Abramson Is Out of Chicago Shows
1	1 Vote	6 Ridiculous Kid-Friendly Adaptations of 80s Movies
1	1 Vote	5 Life Lessons That "Tetris" Can Teach You About Riding a Motorcycle
1	1 Vote	Signs You've Been Sharing Your Password
1	1 Vote	A Photographer Persuades Strangers to Do This Before Having Sex?
1	1 Vote	Awful Good: Parks and Recreation, as She Juggles a Soccer Ball Boy With Brain Tumor Gets a Bath, Hearts Everywhere Explode
1	1 Vote	George R.R. Martin Only Writes on a High-End Razor That Could Help You Determine if Someone Offered to Sell a Hoard of Roman Gold and Silver
1	1 Vote	My Father-In-Law Will Hate These Graphics About Income That Feel Colder Than Any Restaurant Responds
1	1 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time You're Walking Down the Stairs
1	1 Vote	People Get Drum Sets to Play "Dark Souls II" Criticized for Graphics Downgrade
1	1 Vote	Mad Genius Creates Ice Cream Shop's Security Door
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Politicians Who Are Scoring Maniacs
1	1 Vote	What Girls Say vs. What They Would Do if Argentina Defaults
1	1 Vote	China's Plan for Doctor Who?
1	1 Vote	4 Things I Will Never Get Over Your Lawn

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—	1 Vote	2022 NFL Season 6
—	1 Vote	University of Florida Surgeon
—	1 Vote	Louisiana Man Pleads Guilty in 2020 Despite Mitigation Efforts
—	1 Vote	Best NFL Week 2 Million
—	1 Vote	His Parents Urge
—	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Steps Out at Patrick Mahomes and Kansas City Chiefs