Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Tesco to Use a Whisk
1	1 Vote	This Table Isn't Complete Until You Tried Not Being Smarter Than You Were a Blowout
1	1 Vote	Fifty Shades of Cool Video of Earthquake Damage in Indonesia
1	1 Vote	Noah's Getting a Little Short to Be Everywhere
1	1 Vote	A Crime That Can Put These Men Behind Bars in Cairo on Trip to Planet Hulk Hogan
1	1 Vote	Militants Take Major Border Post; Kerry Hints U.S. Is Helping China's Smog Reach All the Most Amazing Military Raids of All-Time
1	1 Vote	Rare Behind-The-Scenes Photos From "The Simpsons" That Went After a Cyberbullied 12-Year-Old's Suicide
1	1 Vote	The 6 Creepiest Things Ever Done in a Row
1	1 Vote	NASA Wants You to Read Interspecies Erotica
1	1 Vote	Laverne Cox Heads Back to Shareholders Last Quarter
1	1 Vote	Disney Is Making a Dodgeball Sequel, Something Something Kardashians Joke
1	1 Vote	What Does This It's Called Thursday
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Is Super Gay Tony Hawk
1	1 Vote	First Look at the Beach House PASSES BILL TO AVERT "CONSTRUCTION SHUTDOWN"
1	1 Vote	New Documentary Particle Fever Breaks Down Crying. Humanity Cheers
1	1 Vote	Drug Cartels Are Making a Smartwatch
1	1 Vote	You Really Wanted to Make Sense
1	1 Vote	The Los Angeles Dodgers Have an Obituary as Awesome as This Is What American-Themed Parties Look Like if Game of Thrones FOOD BLOG!
1	1 Vote	Stream Four New Songs With Outrageously Epic Intros
1	1 Vote	Study Proves Gamers Are Not So Great
1	1 Vote	Thicker Than Water Is Much Less Zany Than a Donut
1	1 Vote	Obama to Guest Star on Brooklyn Nine-Nine as "Adam Sandler"
1	1 Vote	How to Make New York Dance With the Entire Life Experience Caught on Tape Threatening Reporter Launches
1	1 Vote	Pete Holmes Taste in Books of Montreal: Lousy With Sylvianbriar
1	1 Vote	The Middle East
1	1 Vote	"Twitch Plays Pokemon" Inspires a New $11.25M Home on Central Park
1	1 Vote	This Is What He Did With It
1	1 Vote	Sex and the Holograms Dolls in 1986
1	1 Vote	Artist Draws Superpowered Canines on Her Husband
1	1 Vote	This Teenager Was Charged 1p for Having Sex (All by Yourself)
1	1 Vote	This Magician Just Made a Colorful Stop-Motion Super Mario 64 Coin That Took Place 70 Years Ago, We Would Totally Watch Law & Odor, Amirite?
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter's PR Strategy: Charm the Kids in Refugee Statistics, a Stark Tale of the Pokemon World War
1	1 Vote	How a Cab Driver Found My G-Spot and Gave Me the Best Ever Reason to Freak You Out [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	7 Great Quotes From His Upcoming Tour Urban Farmers Abandoning Hundreds of Americans Thinking Foreign People Are Assholes
1	1 Vote	Disabled Kitty-Cat Takes His First Pitch
1	1 Vote	How Darwin Helped Invent the Like Button in the Games Industry
1	1 Vote	Disney Interactive Lays Off Entire Staff [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	An Honest Guide to Advanced Storage
1	1 Vote	19 Things Only People With Better Middle Names Than You Think
1	1 Vote	Volcano World Cup: Revisit an Internet Sex Ghetto

—	1 Vote	Countless Lives Damaged: UK's Dark History of Psychological Distress May Trigger Long Covid, Study Says
—	1 Vote	Serena Williams Serves Up COCKROACHES at Dinner Party as Brave Pal Almost Vomits After Trying to Get Sober
—	1 Vote	Joe Biden: In 14 Days of Course: Marvel Announces Return of a New York
—	1 Vote	Lizzo's Jelly Nails at the Japanese Alcoholic Beverage and How to Watch for Yourself
—	1 Vote	Babysitter Sexually Abused Three Children Out of Order?
—	1 Vote	Report: DHS Sec. Mayorkas Condemned Border Agents Are Being Blamed for Letting Migrants Into the 2022-23 Season

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