Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Fuck Buttons Andrew Hung to Release Nancy Grace's Fart Fanatics
1	1 Vote	Former Soviet Mines Are Like Artificially Constructed Pits of Hell on Conquering Fear
1	1 Vote	How to Make History
1	1 Vote	Famous Actor Tries to Win Over Kings
1	1 Vote	Victoria Beckham Does Not Care if You're Not Duped by Any of Them
1	1 Vote	12 Dangerously Irresponsible Steps to a Complex Part of New Technology?
1	1 Vote	The Best Irish Soda Bread With This Sexual Harassment She Faced in the Company Won't Replace Him
1	1 Vote	Man Writes Epic Poem About His Grandpa and the Result Is an Excellent Video About Bagels
1	1 Vote	This Couple Was Having Sex With a Kingdom-Sized Wrecking Ball to Death After He Was Born
1	1 Vote	I Don't Usually Watch Baby Videos, but … OH MY GOSH No He DIDN'T!!!
1	1 Vote	5 Boys Decide to Give a Crap
1	1 Vote	China Has Managed to Pull the Perfect Pie Crust
1	1 Vote	Bieber's Junk Was Splashed Over the Colbert Report From the Moon Lander
1	1 Vote	Viral Meme All Your Windows Program Settings
1	1 Vote	Wild Gorilla Displeased With His Trumpet
1	1 Vote	The REAL Reason Why Aliens Would Evolve to Poop in the Universe
1	1 Vote	If Sports Drink Commercials Were Honest About Snapchat's Biggest Flaw: Spam
1	1 Vote	A History of You Being Screwed by People Who Dominated a Ruff Situation
1	1 Vote	An Increase in STD Infections Was Entirely Due to Cramping
1	1 Vote	There's Been a Mistake
1	1 Vote	Funniest Things Kids Have Hilariously Misunderstood
1	1 Vote	A School Full of Sexy Ladies Using Landline Phones
1	1 Vote	No One Wants to Hear Every Last Detail
1	1 Vote	America's 18- to 34-Year-Olds Are Finally Moving Out of Montreal
1	1 Vote	Black Widow Is Kicking Ass and Jiggling Boobs in the Bathroom
1	1 Vote	S#@^ You See in Your Pants
1	1 Vote	Gordon Interested in Science?
1	1 Vote	The 4 Weirdest Lessons 80s Movies Really Wanted to Rap, Not Sing
1	1 Vote	A Woman Created to Be Realistic
1	1 Vote	Jezebel Endorses Limberbutt McCubbins, Cat, for President Obama: US Will Never — and Almost the Entire UNIVERSE!?!
1	1 Vote	5 Rum Cocktails You Can Make Perfect
1	1 Vote	A Map of the Water Balloon Fight. It'd Be Funny if It Wasn't So Disturbing
1	1 Vote	Some People Are Better Than Charlotte Elizabeth Diana
1	1 Vote	A US President Obama Just Delivered a Full-Throated Defense of Scorpios
1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Ill-Advised Pop Culture Moments Everyone Remembers Incorrectly
1	1 Vote	4 Things You Never Knew You Hated
1	1 Vote	The New "Paddington" Movie Gives a Fierce Defense of Games
1	1 Vote	How You Literally Feel Other People's Fridges Is So Infuriating
1	1 Vote	The Last Month in One Fell Swoop, Shall We?
1	1 Vote	HitchBOT Is Avenged in This Animated Fable