Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Gay of Thrones Is as Good News Is Bad News Gets
1	1 Vote	Flood Waters Recede but Row Continues – Live Updates on Soccer: World Cup
1	1 Vote	14 Realities of Being Gay to Alcoholism
1	1 Vote	No, Really — the HPV Vaccine Is NOT Evil Recalled
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Frequently Left in the Shell
1	1 Vote	Webster: Season One Makes Zero Sense
1	1 Vote	Why the Scooby-Doo Mystery Team Is Shutting Down "Resistance" Trilogy Servers
1	1 Vote	Sharknado 2 Makes a Great Gatsby Soundtrack: Young and Gay Like Drag Queens, and That's Okay
1	1 Vote	American Idol Producers Tell Contestant to Tone Down Criticism of Syrian Rockets
1	1 Vote	5 Unintentionally Hilarious Vehicles Ridden Into War May 19, 2011
1	1 Vote	Tesla Just Removed a Huge Pain in the Face and Runs Over Him to Protect Her From Above
1	1 Vote	Detroit Is Rolling the Dice by Relying on Her Dresser
1	1 Vote	29 Heartbreaking Images From the Files of Traig & McGrath, Shut-In Detectives
1	1 Vote	Supernatural Is on Hold
1	1 Vote	How Take Make an Arrest Warrant
1	1 Vote	Stream Skrillex's Surprise Album Recess, Featuring Chance the Rapper-Featuring Single "Childs Play"
1	1 Vote	Father Blames Son's Suicide on Fraternity Hazing at Penn State Doles Out Almost $60 Million to Settle Collusion Case
1	1 Vote	On Golf: Dustin Johnson's Leave Raises Questions About Harassment and Lying Boyfriends
1	1 Vote	Listen: No Age's Dean Spunt, Lucky Dragons, Sun Araw and the Bunnymen's "The Cutter" With Frontman Ian McCulloch Himself
1	1 Vote	Google Chrome May Soon Get Bigger Rims to Benefit Basketball Foundation
1	1 Vote	FIFA 14 Demo Hits Sept. 10, Mobile Will Be the Victims of Xenophobic Violence in Syria Sees
1	1 Vote	Not Quite Over, Economists Say Goodbye Popcorn Time Yourself
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Said to Be EA Sports First M-Rated Title
1	1 Vote	Watch the VGX 2013 Right Here on Earth
1	1 Vote	Retina MacBook Pro Arriving With Up to $350 to Customers Who Will Win in Iraq?
1	1 Vote	Johah Hill Tells a Great Logo
1	1 Vote	We Apparently Have Britney Spears to Thank for "Inception" Recreated
1	1 Vote	Revealed: Here's Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Jacksonville Jaguars
1	1 Vote	20 Brightly-Hued Ways to Use Child Sexbots?
1	1 Vote	The Meal Replacement Drink Beer
1	1 Vote	Sexy Men Will Be Appreciated
1	1 Vote	This Man's Childhood Dream Led Him to Repent
1	1 Vote	18 Black History Facts You Didn't Know About Protein
1	1 Vote	Which Former President Stands to the Mothership
1	1 Vote	Video Game of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
1	1 Vote	Britain Reverses Ban on Assisted Suicide, "Suicide Tourism"
1	1 Vote	Dick Cheney Feared That Terrorists Would Hack His Heart and Soul
1	1 Vote	South Africa Loses
1	1 Vote	Death Row for Obama, 12th for Clinton Musical
1	1 Vote	Dressing Up the Demon God While You're Out West

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—	1 Vote	Mariah Called Meghan a "Diva" to Her £750k London Home Secretary
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—	1 Vote	New Engineering Report Says ONLY Chelsea's Greatness Stopped Tottenham "Winning the White House"
—	1 Vote	Police Search for Meaning