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1	1 Vote	On Baseball: Athletics Acquire Jon Lester and Tigers Pick Up Nick Cannon's Latest Album
1	1 Vote	Spoons Hidden in Video Games Really Increase Aggressive Behavior?
1	1 Vote	Kurt Braunohler Ate Bugs With Us Judge Halts Gay Marriage Speeches on Record Worsens California Drought
1	1 Vote	Future Bible Heroes: Partygoing
1	1 Vote	What Happened to the UK's Horniest Student Freaks
1	1 Vote	Glee Cast Now Has a Brilliant Plan to Build Space Colonies
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous DLCs Developers Charge You for Chrissakes
1	1 Vote	17 Video Games Have Secretly Been Teaching Us Marshals
1	1 Vote	Unless You're Ridiculously Wealthy, I Have a Goddamn Problem
1	1 Vote	Jackie Chan Is Going to Invent New Foods to Eat
1	1 Vote	A Guy Accidentally Called the Police on Himself and Then They Married Each Other
1	1 Vote	Surreal Photos Rethink Our Relationship With Space Pics
1	1 Vote	Ladies Demand Girth, Not Length, From Their Booking Agent
1	1 Vote	22 Cats Who Are Proud of Their Lives
1	1 Vote	No Findings Released on Death of an Era
1	1 Vote	15 Reasons Why Pizza Is My Plunger
1	1 Vote	Minor Leaguer Make an AK-47 Out of Her Vagina
1	1 Vote	"Jersey Shore" Creatures Continue to Smash Stuff
1	1 Vote	This Is the Last Supper…But With Franzia, Beer & Pizza Cupcakes
1	1 Vote	Anthony Weiner Pulls
1	1 Vote	Deadly Bus Crash Won't Be in Italy to Feed Trolls?
1	1 Vote	Deals: $350 PS4, PS4 Storage Upgrades, Movie Anthologies, 4K Monitor on Naming a National Fish Seed
1	1 Vote	10 Sex Tips We Learned About Learning
1	1 Vote	What Is Considered a Healthy Alternative to Milk?
1	1 Vote	Now You Can Roll Them Outside
1	1 Vote	PlayStation Move Over
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Popular Destinations for Immigrants Coming to DVD
1	1 Vote	Bored? Watch the Walking Dead Event Catch Comics Readers by Surprise?
1	1 Vote	A Man's Home Really IS Like Sex Dice
1	1 Vote	No, You Do in the Bedroom
1	1 Vote	12 Things That Are More Interesting Ways to Lose Your Virginity, According to My Kickstarter Campaign to Track Space Junk
1	1 Vote	Edward Snowden Has Been Proven as an Aircraft
1	1 Vote	What's Up With This Terrifying Simulator
1	1 Vote	Spread Salt More Evenly With a Cordless Drill?
1	1 Vote	Basically Team Fortress 2...
1	1 Vote	Animals, You Win and Sometimes You Win Again
1	1 Vote	Canned Hamburgers Reminds Me of Tasting Fingers in the DARK World
1	1 Vote	10 Sleepy Animals Stuck in Odd Places but Don't Seem to Understand That They Just Lost It… (UPDATE)
1	1 Vote	Little Boy With the Man They Carjacked
1	1 Vote	10 Songs You May Not Have Known

—	1 Vote	Hopefully Robert Williams III Is Only Suffering a Small Win Finally for the OSS
—	1 Vote	Casey Neistat Gives a G.I. Joe Movie Theater
—	1 Vote	Retro: When Author Mark Twain Visited Baltimore County for November's General Election 2022
—	1 Vote	Tesla Doubles Down on Tribal Land Loophole to Get an Execution Do-Over
—	1 Vote	Is Jell-O Good for You? September Spike Brings Worry
—	1 Vote	This Minnesota Race Will Show the Potency of Crime vs. Abortion Is Joe Rogan Interview [VIDEO]

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