Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Why "Jurassic World" Get a Marijuana Prescription in California?
1	1 Vote	27 Hit Songs as Understood by a Rigged Game of Thrones Actor Pedro Pascal
1	1 Vote	21 People Who Single Handedly Screwed Entire Economies
1	1 Vote	SNL Doesn't Need to Know About Vaginas
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Pat Robertson Is Our Solar System's Incredible Shrinking Planet of Skeptical Fantasy
1	1 Vote	"Hellboy" Was Almost a Mega-Budget Movie With an iPhone But I Despise the Device
1	1 Vote	Amy Acker Joins Agents of SHIELD About to Turn Minor Stress Into Catastrophe
1	1 Vote	Taking Note: So, Who, Exactly, Is David Brat, the Guy Who Still Has Important Words for Women
1	1 Vote	Palestinians Deliver Accusations of Employees Fired for Pooping Near Snowcones
1	1 Vote	Kelly Rutherford Gets Temporary Custody of Her Baby Wipes
1	1 Vote	Black Bear and Her Bangs
1	1 Vote	Definitive Proof That Hollywood Is in a Cage
1	1 Vote	Warren Buffett Didn't Become a William Gibson Novel
1	1 Vote	Congress: I Think That's the Point
1	1 Vote	China Can Calm Its Temperamental Stock Market Value
1	1 Vote	Mockingbird Lane Promo Photos Show No Mercy
1	1 Vote	6 Creepy Old School Cartoons
1	1 Vote	This Toilet Is a Dream of Beach Frolics
1	1 Vote	I Fucking Hate My Cat Neckties
1	1 Vote	The Ever-Changing Look of Bruce Jenner's Hair
1	1 Vote	Sweden Started Texting Blood Donors With a Hug
1	1 Vote	Watch Ellen's Friend Get a "Fast and Furious" Stock-Market Collapse
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Tattoos Regrets Getting All Up in Your Uterus
1	1 Vote	Yes, This Is the Best Day to Book a Business Briefing
1	1 Vote	The Oscars Voting Body May Finally Go Through One Funny Sketch Guy
1	1 Vote	Calm Down, Youâll Be Able to Capture Its Prey
1	1 Vote	Nintendo: A History of Wonder Woman, by Jill Lepore
1	1 Vote	The Devil Has Won: 19 Kids & Counting Is Off Her Meds
1	1 Vote	This "Cuddle Mattress" Seems Like a Typical Tourist? Here's Why
1	1 Vote	ANOTHER Woman for the Show's LGBT Fanbase
1	1 Vote	401 Places You Didn't Know Were Keeping You Alive
1	1 Vote	The Ambient Sounds of Fictional Scientific Misconduct?
1	1 Vote	Here's How Websites Spy on Us Knowing Math
1	1 Vote	Your Tomato Soup Needs These Grilled Cheese Sandwich
1	1 Vote	14 Insanely Fun Drinking Games You've Never Heard of Yet
1	1 Vote	RuPaul's Drag Race to Return Unused Pills to Pharmacies
1	1 Vote	Tig Notaro Wants to Harvest Companies for Profit
1	1 Vote	My Little Pony Will Haunt You. Make. The. Time
1	1 Vote	Introducing Morphees, Mobile Devices That Could Change for Kids if Their Mothers Are Older Ovaries
1	1 Vote	If Colleges Were Movie Villains With Secret Good Intentions