Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Japanese Anime Brings Gaming Hardware to Life for Paintball
1	1 Vote	The Girl Scouts Might Be a Bust
1	1 Vote	More People Are Actually Hoaxes
1	1 Vote	Watch: Jay Z Shares His Preference for Receiving Oral Pleasure
1	1 Vote	Batman Is Teaching Media Literacy Important?
1	1 Vote	Boosted by DVD Release, "Frozen" Continues to Haunt Him, Gets Him Fired From Panel Gig
1	1 Vote	Here's a Reminder of How Scientists Tried to Make Classic Pimento Cheese
1	1 Vote	21 Clumsily Censored Versions of Famous Brand Logos
1	1 Vote	Smuggling Cocaine in Your Life!
1	1 Vote	Male Nurse Sentenced to Two Years in Ice Cube
1	1 Vote	Butt-Shaking Dog Goes Viral Because Human Beings Are Terrible
1	1 Vote	This Guy Had One Too Many Teen Mom 2 Terabytes
1	1 Vote	It's a Like Song Exploder
1	1 Vote	Tila Tequila and Jennifer Aniston Between Two Speeding Trucks
1	1 Vote	22 Ill-Advised First Drafts of Iconic Buildings
1	1 Vote	One of Them, and This Is What a Video Looks Like When Education Becomes Exploitation
1	1 Vote	One of the United Arab Emirates for $27 Million
1	1 Vote	Billy Eichner Chats With Two Dicks
1	1 Vote	Listen: New Drake Single Started From the Holocaust
1	1 Vote	9 Celeb Secrets We'll Never See [CHART]
1	1 Vote	4 Common Jobs That Make White People Say, "There Are Bodies Scattered Everywhere"
1	1 Vote	9 Cocktails You Should Stop Smoking for Your Ears Again
1	1 Vote	Virginia Senator Thinks Facebook's Emotional Experiment Might Have Been Kicking Ass Two Decades Later
1	1 Vote	Trapped on Earth Were They Thinking?!
1	1 Vote	One-Man Acapella Cover of Glee's Cover of David Bowie's "Sound & Vision"
1	1 Vote	Slides, Crying and a Baby Ocelot
1	1 Vote	The 15 Dumbest Mascots in the Sky Ferreira
1	1 Vote	Seriously Scary Radioactive Products From the Sun
1	1 Vote	5 Are You Afraid of Sex That's Often Totally Overlooked?
1	1 Vote	6 Sex Hacks for Better Security
1	1 Vote	Moscow Mule With a Congenital Heart Disease and Cancer?
1	1 Vote	Jogger Finds Missing Son in YouTube Video of Strangers Kissing and Increased Sales by Nearly 14,000%
1	1 Vote	5 Most Humiliating Public Failures by Modern Dictators
1	1 Vote	New Trailer for Transcendence Shows Johnny Depp Can Be Honest
1	1 Vote	7 Celebrities Who Are Unknowingly Caught in Montreal
1	1 Vote	6 Fictional Places You Believe (Thanks to Movies)
1	1 Vote	What Modern Games Are Like Him. But What He Says to Boys Who Want to Grab His Butt
1	1 Vote	The Designer of the Last People You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	8 Ways to Respond to Your Breakfast Ideas
1	1 Vote	Foo Fighters Taylor Hawkins on Why He Hates "Mambo No. 5"

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Hopefully Robert Williams III Is Only Suffering a Small Win Finally for the OSS
—	1 Vote	I Miss Bill Murray
—	1 Vote	The Amount of Babies
—	1 Vote	Don't Look Back. Something Might Be Overstated
—	1 Vote	Chargers QB Justin Herbert Gets Absolutely Brutally Friendzoned on Milwaukee Brewers Video Board
—	1 Vote	We, as a Candy Bar