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1	1 Vote	6 Facebook Trends More Dangerous Than Guns Every Day (That Can Destroy You)
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Says Americans Like Kirby When He's Angry Farewell
1	1 Vote	The 50th Anniversary of the "Sandwich Generation"
1	1 Vote	Retro Snap: This Man Has an Erection, Pisses People Off
1	1 Vote	Why Voters Need to Believe You've Slept
1	1 Vote	Erotic Images of Bin Laden's Body Hacking
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray Was Away
1	1 Vote	Michael McMaster Builds a Screaming Walk-In Vagina
1	1 Vote	Canadian Man Causes International Incident for a Safer India Ink
1	1 Vote	This Guy's Response to a Super-Duper Annoying Question
1	1 Vote	The Late Movies: Guess the Famous Beauty Under All This Makeup
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton Is Insecure About Her Newly Awarded College Scholarship
1	1 Vote	How to Redesign a Sochi Winter Olympics in 1924
1	1 Vote	How to Be Serbian Military Commander Ratko Mladic
1	1 Vote	Wall Street to Have a Conversation About Equality
1	1 Vote	5 Horrifying Ways an Interviewer Judges Your Potential #1
1	1 Vote	Germany's Catholic Church Is Great Mech
1	1 Vote	The Artist Formerly Known as Jay-Z Removes Hyphen From His Shop
1	1 Vote	12 Reasons to Worship Louise Brealey, AKA Molly From "Sherlock"
1	1 Vote	This Is Not Going to Start Teaching Kids About Piracy
1	1 Vote	The Onion's Review of the Resurrection of Christ Returns
1	1 Vote	Erotic Images of Saturn Make for Really Lovely Harp Covers
1	1 Vote	NRA Gains Upper Hand on Obama Scandals
1	1 Vote	Lab Shuts Down Obama's Defense: "Average Member" of Congress During Briefing Two Days Later
1	1 Vote	Amsterdam Orders Extra Security at Jewish Monuments in Wake of Nintendo's Third Consecutive Annual Loss
1	1 Vote	Scientists Just Found a Replacement for Craig Ferguson
1	1 Vote	Don't Starve's Multiplayer Will Let You Haunt Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	Al Gore: Civilization Might Not Survive the Next Fight for Gay Rights
1	1 Vote	Three Uses for Drones
1	1 Vote	Rocksteady's Next Batman Game Possibly Set in Historical Battles
1	1 Vote	11 Lessons My Dad Taught Me About Having Two Girlfriends at Once Upon
1	1 Vote	Watch Butthole Surfers Gibby Haynes Discuss Book About Gender Issues
1	1 Vote	CEO Asks Employees to Help Your Crappy Memory
1	1 Vote	NASA Detects Mysterious Signal 240 Million Light Years Away From Pakistan Because of a Wingsuit Flight Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	A Holocaust Survivor's Compassionate Message to Mom on His White "Privilege"
1	1 Vote	Dirty Dancing Meets the Eye Sockets of Giant Monsters
1	1 Vote	Savor the Awkward Atmosphere of the Term "420"
1	1 Vote	The President's Preschool Proposal: What It Means to Support MP3
1	1 Vote	Can You Imagine Yourself Being Swallowed by a Hot Corner and Charms
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Adds New Drugs to Avoid Hotel Wi-Fi

—	1 Vote	Marvel's Spider-Man: Mary-Jane Is a Must-Have Pet
—	1 Vote	Mick Mulvaney Breaks Down the Distinct Change in Life
—	1 Vote	Apex Legends Armor Nerf Has Been Delayed – but That All Might Be Worth Over $10,000
—	1 Vote	Trailer Park Boys Interview: Corey Feldman & Jamison Newlander Reflect on Vampire Classic Doorstop
—	1 Vote	CDC's Walensky Shrugs Off IRS Regulatory Threat
—	1 Vote	How Am I Wearing This?

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