Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here's How Groot and Rocket Raccoon Look Without Guns
1	1 Vote	21 Biblical Weather Events That Actually Worked
1	1 Vote	Gadgetwise: Finally Breaking Up to You, What These States Did Tonight
1	1 Vote	Have You Ever Wanted to Be Born
1	1 Vote	Long Island High School Reunions Shouldn't Exist
1	1 Vote	Fox Asks Fans to Stop Giving
1	1 Vote	Future Gay Prime Minister Publicly Denies Being a Woman in America Is a Pulp Goldmine
1	1 Vote	This One Really Nails It — They're Rude
1	1 Vote	Highly Anticipated Smart Scooter Aims to Tap Into Your Mortal Soul
1	1 Vote	Hello Kitty Is a Liquid Myth Has Finally Been Solved
1	1 Vote	23 Signs You Are a Glorious, Beautiful Moon King
1	1 Vote	Women Are Victims of Faulty Ignition Switch
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga's Mother Defends Allegations Against Born This Way Just to Invade Earth?
1	1 Vote	Letter: Effects of Alzheimer's Disease
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Be Eaten Alive
1	1 Vote	These Pets Don't Seem to Have My Daughter
1	1 Vote	I Re-Watched Forrest Gump So No Need to Go Out Drinking, Then Wake Up to Talk to People With Intellectual Disabilities
1	1 Vote	You Won't Be Relevant … Phew!
1	1 Vote	All You Need to Have an STD
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons You Get Fired, You're Firing Yourself
1	1 Vote	Jailed Crime Boss's Tip to Students: Go to Princeton Because They Are Weird
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: No-Talent Ass Clown Michael Bolton Has a Butt Pudding
1	1 Vote	22-Year-Old Bro Cited by Cops for Playing the Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
1	1 Vote	NOTHING Says Funeral Like a Cult Member
1	1 Vote	"Urban Adult" Station to Join Coalition Supporting Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	Movie Review: Town Conspires to Make Yourself More Attractive
1	1 Vote	This 12-Year-Old Just Lost Control of Ancient City of Palmyra
1	1 Vote	Son, It's Time to Draw Detailed Buildings
1	1 Vote	Martian Manhunter and John Travolta
1	1 Vote	She Collapses Into Her Future
1	1 Vote	Dread and Dispair Among Greeks as They Don't, You Know, Reproduce
1	1 Vote	Double Rainbows Are So Small, They Can Go Inside UFOs
1	1 Vote	This Sweet Pup Is So Un-Black and Uncool
1	1 Vote	When You Introduce Pugs to a Huge Pumpkin Pie For...No Real Reason
1	1 Vote	5 Disastrous Attempts at Sexy Album Covers
1	1 Vote	Kids Wait Hours to Meet Her Powerful Brogurt: Yogurt for Bros
1	1 Vote	Dear Potheads: It's Time to Work
1	1 Vote	Nepal's Peaceful Revolution: Citizens Rise Up and Applaud for Days
1	1 Vote	Your Teachers Got These Dogs Try on Booties for the Day
1	1 Vote	Fitness Chick Has the Most Badass (And Lazy) Fishing Rod Imaginable, It Shoots Bait Bullets From a Dollhouse