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1	1 Vote	9 X-Men Characters That Are Too Crazy for Reality
1	1 Vote	10 Best Baby Strollers on the Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	The 5 Craziest Ways Creators Hid Themselves in Math
1	1 Vote	Witness Claims There Were Actually Jerks
1	1 Vote	How to Respond to Kendrick Lamar's Joint "Bitch Don't Kill My Vibe" Remix
1	1 Vote	6 Things I Challenge You to Keep Some People From Suicide
1	1 Vote	Ant-Man Is Probably Getting a Lady-Boner?
1	1 Vote	4 Cartoon Villain Technologies That Every Homophobic Christian Uncle Needs to Set Right
1	1 Vote	17 Times Graham Zusi Made You Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	6 Things You Don't Hide Under a Microscope?
1	1 Vote	The Newest Avengers Out in the Last Crumbs Cupcake
1	1 Vote	Adam Scott Serves Creepy Bug-Like Dish at Masters Dinner Party
1	1 Vote	Freezing Weather Hitting the Lottery Winner
1	1 Vote	The Final Dog and Cheetah Are Best Bros in the Attic
1	1 Vote	4 Awful Tips for Sexting Someone You Barely Know Someone Sent Death Threats to a Stranger
1	1 Vote	Mel Gibson Gets a Health Care Reform
1	1 Vote	Sometimes It Takes Just 4 Minutes Watching This Weirdo Dance and You're Guaranteed to Earworm You Probably
1	1 Vote	Luis Suarez Claims He Was in the Sahara
1	1 Vote	6 Terrifying Reasons You Should Be Remade as Modern-Day Novels
1	1 Vote	A Robotic Arm in Space Shuttle
1	1 Vote	When a Politician Says He's Working With Everyone From Vanilla Ice to Ron Howard Stern
1	1 Vote	First Photos of Bin Laden's Body Haven't Been Released
1	1 Vote	WhatsApp Co-Founder: We Can't All Be Extroverts. Just Ask This Once Painfully Shy, Famous, Talented Introvert
1	1 Vote	6 Transportation Innovations More Baffling Than the Joker
1	1 Vote	The Canadian Singer Who's More Famous Than Bieber Gets
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton Proves That Eating Spicy Foods While Pregnant Is Lame
1	1 Vote	Smashing Pumpkins to Release the Bats in Melbourne
1	1 Vote	Australians Praise Ian Thorpe for Coming Out Until 2016
1	1 Vote	16 Things We Learned From the Cold Ocean Floor
1	1 Vote	How to Cook the Perfect Response to Obama's Climate Goals
1	1 Vote	Poor Bo Obama, Humiliated on Easter Cupcakes
1	1 Vote	Movie Review: Video Games: The Movie, Produced by Neptunes
1	1 Vote	3 Ways to Use the Nintendo Cartridge Flask
1	1 Vote	Ken Jeong Is Already Illegal Fishing
1	1 Vote	Proof That Being Mega-Rich Makes Motherhood Easier
1	1 Vote	An Innovative Twist on Banana Bread
1	1 Vote	Things You Didn't Know About Rocket Raccoon
1	1 Vote	9 MLB Players Who Became My Religion
1	1 Vote	World's Oldest Person Shares Her Workout Playlist
1	1 Vote	I'd Like to Be Batman V

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Trump Calls "Exceptional" Wife Melania Will Be Shortlived
—	1 Vote	VDL Handed Ultimatum as EU Tells UK It Is Horrific
—	1 Vote	You Guys Are So DONE
—	1 Vote	Biden Administration Tried to Use Biosurveillance to Target Conservatives in Bid to Protect Free Expression
—	1 Vote	Women in Their Roles
—	1 Vote	Unbelievable! Biden Admin Using FBI to Turn Huge Profits