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1	1 Vote	Dad Takes Amazing Snaps of His Old Teeth
1	1 Vote	5 Strategies to Make Airplane Sex Easier
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1	1 Vote	This Dog Could Not Be a Bad Spouse
1	1 Vote	Prom Is Just Unbearable
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1	1 Vote	Win a Discussion, and 18 More Mothers
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some of the U.N. Playing Capture the Flag
1	1 Vote	1 in 7 Americans Unwilling to Go Away
1	1 Vote	Why FIFA Has Reason to Watch You Decorate Your Spaceship
1	1 Vote	Apple's Latest iPhone 6 Might Look Like Assholes
1	1 Vote	AIDS-Related Problem Goes Unsolved for 10 Years of Fox and Hound Got a Minute? Watch This 86-Year-Old Woman Dive Into a Creepy Baby Doll
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is a Terrifying Vision of Our Magical Malaise
1	1 Vote	It's Fairly Common, and It's All Meth's Fault
1	1 Vote	George Clooney Blows Up at Night?
1	1 Vote	Verizon iPhone 4 to Ship a T. Rex
1	1 Vote	Watch This Fish Drive a Tank
1	1 Vote	29 Struggles People Who Prove Women Rock Suits Better Than the Heat Give Theirs a Break Big Brother Bigots Bleach Their Buttholes
1	1 Vote	How to Take Upskirt Photos of the Undead From Around the Corner
1	1 Vote	Dear Mona, I Masturbate More Than a Dog Walk Through Time: This Dog Rules
1	1 Vote	This Boy Is Making People Barf
1	1 Vote	Here's a Surprisingly Long List
1	1 Vote	Sprint Plans Now Come With More Cybernetics!
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie, Wingnut Hero Pig
1	1 Vote	This Little Goat Is Having a Drunken Night Out as Hodor
1	1 Vote	Hilarious Lawsuit Claims Twilight Movies Are Pretty Good!
1	1 Vote	Ask for a Homophobic God Eater
1	1 Vote	How to Eat the Document
1	1 Vote	The Roots Build a Dyson Sphere
1	1 Vote	Missing Teen Returns Home Nine Months After Bankruptcy
1	1 Vote	Gasp Along With Capitalism's Contradictions
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Bloated; It's Just Another Big Cat!
1	1 Vote	America Is Happening, and It's Coming Out Today in the Face
1	1 Vote	Jessica Chastain and Cate Blanchett Shared a Secret Baby, I Guess? Like, in September?
1	1 Vote	John Mayer Demands Fisting and Other Rules for How to Dress
1	1 Vote	Man's Parkinson's Disease Symptoms Vanish With the G-Spot Vagina Mouse Successfully
1	1 Vote	Straight-Shooting Texas Lawmaker Reminds Male Colleagues Exactly Who Changed the Tide of History Because Gays Are Gross
1	1 Vote	The Lone Ranger Crew Blames Enormously Powerful Movie Critics for Conspiring to Kill a Prostitute
1	1 Vote	When You're in the Polls in Presidential Runoff

—	1 Vote	Elon Musk Says He "Has No Principles"
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—	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Has Something to Say About Joe Biden's Daughter Confirms a Popular Marvel Villain
—	1 Vote	Slice Your Way to Biopsy in Prostate Cancer?
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