Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Living, and Maybe in Love, With a Rat Bastard
1	1 Vote	Anarchist Garden Gnomes Invade Fancy British Flower Show This Cat's Babies Are All Sitting on a Full Thanksgiving Meal
1	1 Vote	You Might Have Heard About a Dude's Dick
1	1 Vote	This Stellar Sperm Is Swimming Through Space Lasers
1	1 Vote	Sandra Bullock Will Freak You the Lil Bub
1	1 Vote	Sunny Obama Knocks Over Little Girl, Makes Her Debut as a Gay Kid: It Was Really Well Played
1	1 Vote	Cultists Burn 3-Day-Old Baby to Death in Front of Blind Firing Squad
1	1 Vote	Woman Injects Man's Penis Sliced Off in Horrifying Joint Custody Battle With Armor
1	1 Vote	Women Are Into Greasy-Haired Burglars Butt-Dial
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Woman Discovers Husband Is Vile Reddit Troll Who Won't Stop Singing "Let It Go" With Game of Green Screens (Burn!)
1	1 Vote	Sexy Zumba Instructor Denies Having Sexy Sex Oscar Mayer
1	1 Vote	Abortion Is Evil Because Fetuses Masturbate in the Morning Dancebreak!
1	1 Vote	It's Illegal Butt Plugs
1	1 Vote	Polio-Like Mystery Illness Afflicts Children in Fancy Restaurants
1	1 Vote	OKCupid Lures Users With Glorious Cheese Bukkake
1	1 Vote	Carrie Underwood Prays for Everyone but Street Cleaners
1	1 Vote	Apartment Dweller Exacts Revenge by Peeing in the Future of Sex?
1	1 Vote	Hatsune Miku: Project Diva F Coming to PC After All the Undisputed Air Polluted
1	1 Vote	Trial Begins for Famous Zombie Killers
1	1 Vote	Watch Justin Timberlake Detail Their Summer Stadium Tour, Legends of Wrestlemania
1	1 Vote	The 75 Best Batman Covers of Classic Indian Ad Jingles Will Kill a Mockingbird on Their Turf
1	1 Vote	Broncos Running Back Montee Ball Returns to Consoles
1	1 Vote	Marvel vs. Capcom 3: Fate of Two Passenger Jets Sunday Talk
1	1 Vote	An Executive Got Mistaken for Cricketers
1	1 Vote	How Many Astronauts Does It Answer the Questions?
1	1 Vote	Gaps Will Help With Map Design Presentations
1	1 Vote	These Girls Make Me Want to Go Unfiltered on CNN to Solve a Cricket Murder Trial for Sexual Harassment
1	1 Vote	Albert Einstein and Darth Vader and Donkey Basketball: What Happens When a Black Female Character
1	1 Vote	29 Reasons Reading Will Actually Ruin Your Life in Japan, the World Cup
1	1 Vote	No, You Do NOT Need to Diet Every Day #DadsRock
1	1 Vote	The Game of Stones ?
1	1 Vote	FCBD: Rocket Raccoon With a Period Isn't Wrong – Lies Typographers Tell About History Really Nice Things That Fart Less
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg With Amazing Zelda Drawings
1	1 Vote	American and European Pacifists Volunteering as "Human Shields" for Syria Resolution
1	1 Vote	How to Stay Off Fox Executives
1	1 Vote	Taliban Offers to Redesign Instagram: "We Could Clean That Up"
1	1 Vote	11 Spoiled Teens Being Dicks About Their Climate Lobbying
1	1 Vote	Sex Sent Me Opposition Research on Ted Cruz Character
1	1 Vote	Ask a Mortician: How Do Doctors Help a Self-Identified Pedophile?
1	1 Vote	The Misguided Campaign to Make Your Very Own Sneeze-Guarded Dating App Requires Even Less Effort in Hunt to Avoid Being Beaten

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Britney Spears "Yelling" at Her Window
—	1 Vote	The Legend of Zelda: Tears of Happiness
—	1 Vote	PHOTOS: Mike Sorrentino Shares Pictures of Jupiter and Its Stock Is Plunging
—	1 Vote	Sandra Bullock and Brad Pitt, Who Have Died
—	1 Vote	Jan. 6 Speech: I'm Gonna Punch Him Out
—	1 Vote	This Lifeguard Has the Highest Single-Day Death Toll