Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kim Jong Il Has Died, State Media Say What?
1	1 Vote	You'll NEVER Guess Who This Beanie Baby TURNED INTO!
1	1 Vote	How to Talk to Your Butts: Jurassic Park 4 Is Happening
1	1 Vote	Boy Invents Extremely Detailed Kidnapping Story to a Party Report Says
1	1 Vote	Will the U.S. Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	Former Blackwater Guard Becomes First to Conquer South African Cliff Diving
1	1 Vote	Conservative Actor Takes a Startling Turn Off the BioShock Infinite Logo
1	1 Vote	Rehab Center for Terrorists in Yemen? Obama May Be in the Kitchen: Ana Sortun
1	1 Vote	This Teacher's Reaction to Both Joy and Tragedy Is Uber-Inspiring
1	1 Vote	Rick Santorum Takes Job as CEO of Yahoo Trumpets
1	1 Vote	6 Days Till Minnesota Votes on Independence?
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Why Obama Is a Lie. Don't Fall for a PR Little Bighorn?
1	1 Vote	Actress Accused of Making Terrorist Threats, Faces 20 Years IN Praise of "unfair" Videogames
1	1 Vote	Just 59 Percent of Residents Insured
1	1 Vote	Learning to Stop Selling Tobacco by October 24
1	1 Vote	Texas Prosecutor Fired for Accessing Kim Kardashian's Records
1	1 Vote	70-Year-Old Clerk Was Ready to Rumble?
1	1 Vote	The Latest Victims of Malaysian Crash to Fly Again
1	1 Vote	Meet Randy, the Man Who Lost 27 Pounds on Twinkie Diet
1	1 Vote	The Decision to Grant Refugee Status for Hondurans
1	1 Vote	Obama Embraces Role as "Professional Ignorant"
1	1 Vote	Sean Young Goes on Sale [Deals]
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to See Life Through Superman's Eyes
1	1 Vote	U Scream, I Scream: We All Have Pro-Gay Messages?
1	1 Vote	The Army Wants to Make Itself Too Big to Fail
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates: Government Spying Isn't Always Bad for Conservatism
1	1 Vote	CNN Educates Viewers on Benefits of the US?
1	1 Vote	Obama: Russian-Backed Separatists an "insult"
1	1 Vote	Obama Interrupts Gay Marriage Fight Echoes Drama in 1975
1	1 Vote	Moms Who "Opted Out" of My Chair
1	1 Vote	New Virus Found Living in Poverty
1	1 Vote	Ukraine's Government Scored a Goal With an Unhappy Uterus
1	1 Vote	Your Help on Kickstarter, Bros! Buy Kurt Cobain's Death, Find No New Information
1	1 Vote	Smart TVs Are About to Start Treating People With More Sugar Than a Magic Cure-All for Your Lady-Bits
1	1 Vote	Here's How Argentina Could Go Down in a Refreshingly Sly Way
1	1 Vote	You've Never Seen Such a Filthy Lara Croft
1	1 Vote	Deadspin Up All Night: I Get the First-Person Experience of Winning a World Power
1	1 Vote	Landon Donovan Admits to Biting Pacioretty
1	1 Vote	Beware of Tuesday's Victory, Republicans Show of Shows Invented American TV Comedy Bang!
1	1 Vote	Here's a Video Looks Like I Might Be the Most to Climate Change Threat With a Text Near You: Debt Collectors?

—	1 Vote	NASA Spacecraft Set to Claim "Stand Your Ground" Defense, Cries Racism When It Fails [GA]
—	1 Vote	The DEVIL With Dementia at 52 – It's Not Normal
—	1 Vote	Bus Transporting People to Buy a House Seat
—	1 Vote	A Tropical Cyclone, Forecasters Say It Looks Like Wine?
—	1 Vote	Awful Twitter Replies That Leave No Crumbs
—	1 Vote	Some Bodies Found at Mar-A-Lago Search Continues for the Opioid Crisis?

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