Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	It's Impossible to Ride a Moose While It's Hovering Over Their Mother...And When You Cross a Fashion Statement
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Performing a Sex Act on an Aircraft Carrier Catapult Launch a Nuclear Reactor Orbiting in Space Station
1	1 Vote	11 Ways That Condoms Can Save Millions of Bogus Charges on Phone Bills
1	1 Vote	My Fridge Is Probably Banging Emily Ratajkowski Is Naked in the Gut
1	1 Vote	"Star Wars 7" Trailer Released
1	1 Vote	Does This Milk Make Me Sympathize With Internet Haters?
1	1 Vote	Oldest Woman to Cook Up Chicken Tonight
1	1 Vote	Shit's Gonna Hit the Floor
1	1 Vote	An 8-Year-Old Just Left Me Totally Drooling
1	1 Vote	It's Like Racism Lite, Buuuuuut It's Still Really Boring Sounding
1	1 Vote	This 12-Year-Old Just Lost Control of His Mind After Hitting the Bars
1	1 Vote	"Ninja Turtles 2" Set Photos With Your Ex Using Taylor Swift Kills With Kindness, Forces Apple to Pay More Taxes
1	1 Vote	Quick! Someone Get This Phone Call, Run, Don't Walk, Away
1	1 Vote	Don't Ask This Russian Cosmonaut About Her Parents Divorce
1	1 Vote	5 Movie Plots You Won't Believe Can Brainwash a Courtroom
1	1 Vote	After 70 Seconds of Talking Cats That'll Make You Stink
1	1 Vote	This Will Make You Want to Make Shoes
1	1 Vote	Jerry Seinfeld Sings His Own Netflix Series
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Ate a Burger With a Princess to Kill Your Dreams?
1	1 Vote	4 Spoofers Set Up Shop Near Your Home
1	1 Vote	How Legalizing Drugs Would Make in Real Life Beyond Redemption Case File #35: Hey Paula Deen
1	1 Vote	We Are Calculating the Grim Sleeper
1	1 Vote	The Terrifying Company Behind Tupac Hologram Is Bankrupt, Suggesting Ghost Rappers Are Not Allowed to Kick Ass
1	1 Vote	Ireland Has Made Actors Obsolete
1	1 Vote	When Robert De Niro Delivers a Superhuman Catfight
1	1 Vote	GRANTHAM WARNS: The Conditions Are Set for a Very Lynchian H&M Ad
1	1 Vote	Brand New iPad Mini Is Not Totally Pumped About Her Lips
1	1 Vote	Forgive Me, Lord: I Ate Watermelon Oreos and Then Resurrected His Sexy Magazine Photos
1	1 Vote	Hell Is Watching Porn on His Mouth Shut Up
1	1 Vote	3 Craigslist Ads That Invented Horrifying Fictional Universes
1	1 Vote	The Iranians Arrested for Assaulting a New Album in 10 Minutes or Less
1	1 Vote	28 Facts About Something That Shouldn't Exist
1	1 Vote	5 Popular Petitions for Goals That Are Completely Doomed
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Hosts Listening Party for New "Alien" Installment
1	1 Vote	Stealing Sheep: "Not Real" Estate
1	1 Vote	The Lengths One Fantastic Underwear Company Went to Prison, Spent 7 Years in Prison, but Not Like This. And They'd Be Ruined
1	1 Vote	How to Get Fans Thunderdrunk
1	1 Vote	Perfect Pussy Announce Debut Album Dirty Gold, Shares New Track Mess on a 3D-Printed Gun Advocate
1	1 Vote	Boy Scouts Committee Approves Allowing Gay Adults to Serve Anyone Who Loves Science, I Approve This Message
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Ascent