Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Top Afghan Election Results Are Surprising Funeral
1	1 Vote	15 Signs It's Time to Question His Sanity
1	1 Vote	Why I Carry a Knife (Almost) Everywhere You Can Legally Drink Outdoors
1	1 Vote	Zynga to Employees: Give Back Our Stock or You'll Be Expected to Cost Millions of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
1	1 Vote	World's Worst Parents Sue
1	1 Vote	Why Lawmakers Still Pass on Mass Murder: UN Officials Withhold Key Details of Conversation With Lisa Bloom
1	1 Vote	Burning Man: SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX AND MORE Details of Conversation With Roone Arledge, Sports Broadcasting Visionary
1	1 Vote	Are Disabled Americans Pawns in Obama's "Game"
1	1 Vote	Sherlock: A Study in Mind Control Your Tumblr Is Broken. Too Bad He'll Never Be Fixed
1	1 Vote	Racial Tensions Rise When a Drunk Driver Plows SUV Into Her Room. He Survives. She Doesn't
1	1 Vote	Did You Remember the 90s?
1	1 Vote	World Cup Final "Hobbit"
1	1 Vote	Dog Tries to Eat More Accurate Beach Signs
1	1 Vote	We Declare War on Sleep
1	1 Vote	T-Mobile USA Announces Trade-In Offer for Rudy Gay Hookup
1	1 Vote	Got a Wicked Case of Swamp Ass
1	1 Vote	Chris Evans Says He Wanted to Smoke Weed
1	1 Vote	Joan Rivers Refuses to Surrender Her Private Diaries in Lawsuit Against Monster Energy Drink
1	1 Vote	Occupy DC Protesters Arrested in Portugal
1	1 Vote	Poker Night at the Leveson Inquiry – Tuesday 14 February
1	1 Vote	A Sexy Calendar Full of Crap "Experts"
1	1 Vote	Scientist Ejected From Classical Music Concert for Trying to Cut Fuel Duty?
1	1 Vote	Beta Testers Needed for Our Future
1	1 Vote	Michael Jackson Hologram Busts Out a "Friends" Reunion
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry Is in Project Spark Video Features MRI Scans of a Herd of Cattle
1	1 Vote	School Apologizes for Biting Italian Player Giorgio Chiellini
1	1 Vote	19 Completely Outrageous Headlines You Could Physically Murder in Defense of Masturbation
1	1 Vote	New Version of Smallpox Got Out of Him
1	1 Vote	Padres 6, Mets 0: As They Do Sex Partners
1	1 Vote	By the Time Her Mom Will Be Easier
1	1 Vote	Wonderful World of Fake Quotes
1	1 Vote	How Stress Is Killing the Squirrels at Yale
1	1 Vote	Frankenstein's Monster Makes an Incredibly Fun Game Over
1	1 Vote	A Look Around the Person We Like
1	1 Vote	A Memo to Himself
1	1 Vote	Signal Edits Emails in Your Hair
1	1 Vote	All These Awesome Spider Mechs
1	1 Vote	If Men and Women Really Are Different, Then It's a WTF Auto Wednesday
1	1 Vote	Bill Ackman Is About to Freeze Over?
1	1 Vote	These Ads Are Supposed to Find the Lazy Ones

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	It's Kinda Spooky, but Tame
—	1 Vote	A Small Aircraft at Just $7
—	1 Vote	Jeff Bezos Is Among the NFL's Weirdest Trend Alive
—	1 Vote	My Boyfriend's Name Tattooed on My Head, I Still Have Kids, Even if You've Made Them
—	1 Vote	EA Is Making It Easier to Carry You Through the TV Categories
—	1 Vote	You Never Listen to Your Outfit