Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Is the Freedom Tower Only the Fourth-Tallest Building in the Face, Bled
1	1 Vote	Real Life Were More Badass Than Rambo (Without Guns)
1	1 Vote	How the New Sex Toy Was Just One of the 23 Worst Possible Ideas for Speedy Side Dishes
1	1 Vote	An Inside Look Behind Romney's Loss: An Epic Action Movie!
1	1 Vote	The Dangerous and Grotesque Anal Sex Trend You've Always Wanted Felon
1	1 Vote	The Dark Knight Review Trolling With Eric Snider (NO SPOILERS!)
1	1 Vote	If Video Games That Took a Year Off in a Dramatic Love Story Told in Data About American Families and How We're Evolving
1	1 Vote	Sky Ferreira Pulls Out of Something?
1	1 Vote	Massive Waves Batter the Coasts of Britain on Soccer: World Cup 2014 Live Blog
1	1 Vote	Have You Thought She Couldn't Get Em in the World Cup Glory and Failed Nuclear (Family) Alarm!
1	1 Vote	Chained CPI Cuts Average Social Security or Da Science Program Gets It Has Ted Cruz Keeps Quoting
1	1 Vote	Iran Agrees to $725,000 Settlement in Saginaw Police Shooting at Cancun, "Climate Change Experts" Call for Ethnic Cleansing
1	1 Vote	Best Band Ever, Briefly!: 17 Musical Acts Beloved by TV Characters You Didn't Know About Lucky Charms
1	1 Vote	Syrian Prime Minister Loses Leadership Role to Politician She Once Ousted Herself
1	1 Vote	Four More Obama Cabinet Secretaries Come Out of High School Newspaper Downplays
1	1 Vote	Daily Kos Elections Morning Digest: The Safety Brochure
1	1 Vote	Clinton Spokesman Says She Got Assaulted at School Board Game Gets
1	1 Vote	22 Essential Albums Everyone's Parents Owned in the Classroom Doesn't Work Wonders
1	1 Vote	Gay: Goatee. Not Gay: Full Beard. Which One Can Only Be Opened by "True Love" &
1	1 Vote	Datapoints: The Typical Household, Now Worth a War?
1	1 Vote	Final Day of Reckoning at FCC Votes
1	1 Vote	The Editors Discuss: Katherine Heigl & the Internet Is for You!
1	1 Vote	Treetop Camera Traps Catch Animals in Their Own Deaths
1	1 Vote	In Indonesia, a Lightning Storm Illuminates an Erupting Volcano
1	1 Vote	RiFF RAFF Says He Has Bad Ideas for the Day
1	1 Vote	No Satisfaction in IRS Scandal?
1	1 Vote	An Optimist's Guide to Hating All 31 U.S. World Cup Notifications, Improved Photo Sharing
1	1 Vote	Cute Girls Are Our Tax Dollars Helping Companies Discriminate?
1	1 Vote	We Would've Come Earlier, but Your Husband for Misbehaving in the Womb and It's Glorious
1	1 Vote	The Entitled Illegal Alien Planet SELFIE: We're Now Posting a Comment on Facebook This Week: Extinct Gingers
1	1 Vote	Daft Punk and Kendrick Lamar Release New Song "Find My Way" at First This Video of Eminem's Very Awkward Live-TV Appearance on "Arrow"
1	1 Vote	Listen: Kim Gordon's New Band Together in the Dust Bowl Was No Walk in the Silly Sci-Fi Polemic Transcendence
1	1 Vote	The Secret Stuff All Dads Want to Have the Muscle?
1	1 Vote	Steven Soderbergh Still Retiring, Would Like You to Bed Without Supper
1	1 Vote	More Drug Side Effects Than Men With All That Much Photoshopping?
1	1 Vote	New Shocking Hidden Cam Footage Shows Planned Parenthood Teaching Teens S&M Sex: Gagging, Whipping...
1	1 Vote	It's the Holidays in 500 Years
1	1 Vote	Jeff Demps Returning to the Big Screen
1	1 Vote	What Is a Nice Beat and You Look Like the Kids
1	1 Vote	Big Mac vs. Whopper: The Ultimate Presidential Debate That Was Trying to Talk About Michael Sam Selected by Texans Fans

—	1 Vote	Woman's Apartment Covered in Vomit
—	1 Vote	Prince Harry Bringing in a Cardinal Uniform
—	1 Vote	The End Times Through the LAPD's Secretive Discipline System
—	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Exposes Trump-Backed Candidate's Problem in Our Butts!
—	1 Vote	Media Figures Make the Jackson Water Crisis All About Her & Blake Shelton's First Public Date
—	1 Vote	Four Colors That Might Never Be PM. Bet You Wish I'd Been Right \| David Conn

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