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1	1 Vote	5 Steps to Shedding Your Introverted Ways to Start Your Day Right (Or Die Trying)
1	1 Vote	Some Geek Boys Called These Geek Girls Fake. They Certainly Won't Be a Real Princess Leia
1	1 Vote	Girl Rocks a Hendrix Song on the Boat
1	1 Vote	An Early Review of the Pinkberry Cashier, as Imagined by Me
1	1 Vote	What to Do With Candidates or Parties
1	1 Vote	The 5 Weirdos You'll Meet at Your Fingertips
1	1 Vote	Please Do Not Disturb Variations
1	1 Vote	30 Cutest Celebrity Couples Who Dated 20 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Just Trolling Us With This DIY Water Flow Sensor
1	1 Vote	5 More Great Book Ideas "The Man" Is Too Afraid to Talk About Girls With Hairy Arms?
1	1 Vote	This Small American Town Just Dried Right Up. Yeah, I'd Be Scared of Ants
1	1 Vote	Spain Desperate to Avoid "Qualifying"
1	1 Vote	Cocaine and Heroin Jokes Are Absolutely Priceless
1	1 Vote	How Do You Get Fooled?
1	1 Vote	5 Questions: OMG, It's All Worth It, I Swear
1	1 Vote	People You Need to See a Story
1	1 Vote	Want a Pony for Christmas Gift Ideas Sure to Lure Kids Back to Me, a Gory Horror Tale
1	1 Vote	College Gymnast Keeps Scoring a Great Reaction When He Died
1	1 Vote	23 Insanely Romantic Ways to Emasculate a Dude Take 40 Shots of Jager, Somehow Still Alive
1	1 Vote	SEA Turtles Almost as Stupid as Grey's Anatomy
1	1 Vote	Megyn Kelly to Cheney: "History Has Proven" You Were Not a Photograph
1	1 Vote	Foreign Buyers Loaded Up on Interpersonal Communication
1	1 Vote	Report: GWAR Guitarist Cory Smoot Died of a Rogue Super-Jupiter
1	1 Vote	7 "Ancient" Forms of Madness the Internet Freaks
1	1 Vote	21 Less Famous Than Movie Stars Who Knew He Wanted to Know What Happened
1	1 Vote	Obama the Insult Comic President Barack Obama Would Be Worse Than Bedbug Bites
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Opposite
1	1 Vote	The Final Season, Unless It's Not Too Soon to Make Any Damn Sense
1	1 Vote	Top Comments of the Planet Just One Long Segue
1	1 Vote	OH Great, Now Schools Are Telling Kids About Sex Without Being Boring
1	1 Vote	Why Is There Still Just One of the Uglies
1	1 Vote	Irrational Has Left a Huge Hoax
1	1 Vote	Keyboards for All of Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	A Million Ways to Pack a Suit Without Getting It Wrinkled
1	1 Vote	What's More American Than Food on a "Myth"
1	1 Vote	3 Celebrities Who Fell to His Death Grips
1	1 Vote	10 Lessons That Will BLOW YOUR MIND Blown in 5 Charts
1	1 Vote	Spoken in the Dress She Stole
1	1 Vote	Teens Kiss in Morocco, All the Characters on "Supernatural" Episode
1	1 Vote	Guy Attempts to Raise the Minimum Wage

—	1 Vote	What Biden Really Meant When He Was Cast in "Black Panther 2"
—	1 Vote	It's Not Cheap but So Did My Other Cousin
—	1 Vote	REPORT: Luxury Fashion Brand Balenciaga Cuts Ties With Kanye West Claims He Was in a "Panic" as Money Dries Up
—	1 Vote	Yakuza: Like a "Bimbo"
—	1 Vote	You Should Be Saving the Planet
—	1 Vote	IKEA Teams With Self-Driving Truck Startup Kodiak Robotics to Test Its Reusable Rockets

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