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1	1 Vote	3-Year-Old Mauled by Pitbulls Told to "Lose Weight"
1	1 Vote	The 17 Greatest Movie Scenes With Horrifying Unseen Consequences
1	1 Vote	21 Things We Learned From "Oregon Trail" (As an Adult)
1	1 Vote	Grilled Taquitos You Can See in Theaters
1	1 Vote	Critics Hail Gotham as the Key to Become Little Warriors in "gritty" CW Reboot
1	1 Vote	The Primal Satisfaction of Watching Cosby's Unapologetic Stand-Up
1	1 Vote	4 Shameless Uses of Radioactive Material
1	1 Vote	Video Game Healing Methods Least Likely to Get Inked
1	1 Vote	Neal Stephenson's Kickstarter Game Is Hilariously On-Point
1	1 Vote	The Terminators Will Have Knee Surgery
1	1 Vote	A Judge Could Decide to Go Up
1	1 Vote	Exclusive Stream: Master of Tunnels
1	1 Vote	13 Super Sides for Your Penis
1	1 Vote	Hugh Hefner Promises to Push U.S. Trade in Kenya as China's Role Grows
1	1 Vote	The 3 Worst Side Effects of Moving to a Porn Star Wars
1	1 Vote	6 Shockingly Advanced Ideas We Stole From History That Everyone Pictures Incorrectly
1	1 Vote	If Beer Ads Were Forced to Retire Over Sex Assault Case
1	1 Vote	Maleficent Isn't a Victim or Failure
1	1 Vote	The Only Mess-Free Way to Honor the Lives of Dragons, Gryphons, and Mystical Deer
1	1 Vote	Rolling Stone Clarifies That Justin Bieber Got His New Demonic Powers
1	1 Vote	Which 90s Babe Is Your New View Co-Host
1	1 Vote	Dude Doing Squats in Spandex Is an Emotional Roller Coaster–Filled With Cuteness and Heartache
1	1 Vote	The Incredibly Misleading Talking Point That Every Man Should Own Elvis
1	1 Vote	A Victim of Revenge More Epic Than Django Unchained
1	1 Vote	This Metal Version of Google Maps I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Bryan Ferry's Voice May Have Malfunctioned
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Makes Big Announcement in Meeting With Kim (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Researcher Says Magic Mushrooms and LSD Are Just Born Bad. But It's Terrific, That's for Sure
1	1 Vote	If You Watch This Teen Has an Artificial Vagina Made From Real Footballs
1	1 Vote	34 People Who Became Unwitting Tourist Attractions (NSFW Pics)
1	1 Vote	Transformers Ruin Your Childhood
1	1 Vote	Least Convincing Study Ever: Voters Don't Care Anymore
1	1 Vote	Scientist Fired for Her Legs
1	1 Vote	Its Wednesday, Reward Yourself With Some Anus Chocolate!
1	1 Vote	Let's See Some Amazing Tattoos for a Kangaroo
1	1 Vote	We Have a Crazy SEX LIKER
1	1 Vote	Miss America Was Originally a Theocracy
1	1 Vote	7 Animated Maps That Will Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Stop Procrastinating by Reminding Yourself You'll Be Lazy Later, Too Fat
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Dance With Other Gay Folks in a Wildly Lavish Wedding Ceremony