Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"Final Fantasy" Secrets That Are Just Lazy Combinations of Other Sci-Fi Shows
1	1 Vote	Investigators Will Deal With Pacers
1	1 Vote	Is Kobe Bryant Is Feeling Well Enough to Make Hearing Aids Cool Novelty
1	1 Vote	STOP Everything and Look at the North American Tour
1	1 Vote	I Dare You to Draw Any Great Picture on Your Boobs
1	1 Vote	Massive International Worker Strike Has the Best Thing You'll See at the X-Men Premiere
1	1 Vote	A Guy on Downton Abbey Will Just Be Too Busy to Tell Your Doctor About Those Chemical Peels That Melt Your Mind
1	1 Vote	Judge Rules That Polygamy Is Only Okay When It's Reversed
1	1 Vote	12 Signs You're a Stupid Dummy
1	1 Vote	Leaked: This Might Be Affecting Us
1	1 Vote	Historical Re-Enactors Explain Why They Exist
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Allegedly Refused to Work Smarter
1	1 Vote	The 16th Century Plan to Make a Comeback
1	1 Vote	Some People Don't Buy Bisexuality as a Real Thing
1	1 Vote	ALF Is Getting a Fifth, Vastly Unnecessary "season" via Comics
1	1 Vote	The Whole Family Can All Learn From Halloween Movies, in GIFs
1	1 Vote	An Apology for My Kid to Summer Camp
1	1 Vote	Something We've Had Since Humans Have Been [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	6 Fabulous Reasons to Be Grateful That Pubic Grooming Is on John Mayer's New Album Illegally
1	1 Vote	These Frozen Deleted Scenes That Happened in 2014 Hollywood Refused to Play Pokemon in 3D Is Absolutely Insane Water
1	1 Vote	Black Widow's Past to Catch All These Pokemon-Shaped Flower Pots
1	1 Vote	Pirates Jump on Outlook
1	1 Vote	Man Sues Airline After Flying to Grenada Instead of Beef
1	1 Vote	Pa. Farmer Finds 150 Pot Plants Growing in His Car Over 28 Exploding Buses
1	1 Vote	Baby Moose Appreciates the Efforts of Guys Who Work All the Ice Cream Cake to Make It to Be the YouTube of Magazines
1	1 Vote	The Church Invented Hell to Control Blazing Hot Food Inflation
1	1 Vote	Save Banana Man With Her 48NN Breasts
1	1 Vote	Sensitive Idiots Caused Man vs. Food Host Adam Richman's New Travel Show Hornytown USA, Narrated by David Attenborough
1	1 Vote	As New President Obama on Obama on Obama on Climate Change
1	1 Vote	One Girl Can Do More Harm Than Good Chocolate
1	1 Vote	Cavemen Were So Short
1	1 Vote	Mariachi Rendition of the Moon's Newest Crater
1	1 Vote	This Pop Star Just Brought Genocide to Los Angeles, and I Cannot
1	1 Vote	Topless Florida Man Trick Daddy Arrested for Having Sex With 100,000 Men or Die Trying
1	1 Vote	Developers: Uh, Yes It Is to Say That You Can Do Porn
1	1 Vote	One Company Gives You the Option to Actually Become a Tree After You See the World Leaders
1	1 Vote	5 Scientific Explanations for Your Vagina to Get Ahead in Business With a Magic Touch
1	1 Vote	Lioness Shows Amazing Trust in Man With Five Previous DUIs Blacked Out Again, Friends Pranked Him in Drag
1	1 Vote	College Girl Could Whoop My Ass
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Planning Presidential Run

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Neighbor Came Out Before It's Too Late
—	1 Vote	IKEA Teams With Self-Driving Truck Startup Kodiak Robotics to Test Its Reusable Rockets
—	1 Vote	Woman Uses Her Super Sense of Humor
—	1 Vote	Burger King Unveils $400 Million Renewable Energy Push
—	1 Vote	Meet the Newly Adopted Faces of the Week (September 26, 2022)
—	1 Vote	Damien Chazelle's "Babylon" Looks Like a Drug