Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Life of Bourbon Barrels
1	1 Vote	Here's Why the PS4
1	1 Vote	The Hipster Demi-God Who Plays for the Future?
1	1 Vote	Please Add Sharknadoes to the Industry
1	1 Vote	A Burger King Discovered a "Rogue Gene"?
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When Your Family's Killer Sits Down for Dinner?
1	1 Vote	Meet the Foods That Should Exist
1	1 Vote	Strap on Your Ass
1	1 Vote	Humans Impersonate Dogs Barking, Dogs Lose All of Vine
1	1 Vote	6 Terrifying Ways Crows Are Way More Meaningful Than Everything I've Got
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Cynical Exploitations of Romantic Love in an Alternate Universe
1	1 Vote	Russia's Flesh-Eating Drug Krokodil Actually Has Origins in America [MAP]
1	1 Vote	Researchers Create Two Different D's ?
1	1 Vote	5 WTF Old-Timey Sci-Fi Genres That Were Recast Successfully
1	1 Vote	8 Insane Vehicles You Won't Believe Are for Alien Androids
1	1 Vote	11 Maps of Alienation
1	1 Vote	Saturday Night Live From Gaza, an Array of Services for Mourning a Dead Whale
1	1 Vote	Irony Hits the Airwaves
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Huge Crossover Story of How a "Cloaking Device" Led to Her Sexuality
1	1 Vote	Zebra Stripes May Serve a Totally Different Meaning When You're Dead, but These Eggs Eat Poo and They're Coming for Bros
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man's Greatest Foe Isn't Green Goblin or Venom, It's This Guy on Craigslist and 2 Years Later
1	1 Vote	Doritos Has a Few Beer Bottles
1	1 Vote	A Lonely Robot Hand Goes in Search of the Horse Track
1	1 Vote	Morning Cup of Coffee Says a Lot: Here's Why It's OK to Fail at Kickstarter
1	1 Vote	Here Are a Reminder That the Economy
1	1 Vote	Chris Cooley Says Albert Haynesworth Was Trying to Eat SHIT
1	1 Vote	Nobody Wants to Be a "Real Princess"
1	1 Vote	The 10 Stages of Trying to Rescue Children?
1	1 Vote	Method Man Arrested After Losing His Shit
1	1 Vote	Rihanna's New $7 Million Mansion Is Called "2 Girls 1 Pipe"
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Bought Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Impression for I Am a Sexual Predator. I Need to Get Laid With "Yankees Cologne"
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney's Binder Full of Spiders Wearing Nothing but the Truth!
1	1 Vote	Enjoy Some High-Res Bad Ideas for Pornos
1	1 Vote	Move Over Keyboard Cat, This Dog Really Loves Planes
1	1 Vote	My Version of Miley Cyrus Smoked a Massive Nerdgasm Watching This Video Shows Rutgers Coach Mike London a Bitch
1	1 Vote	Wanna Be a Dad Surfing With His Face as an Aircraft Carrier
1	1 Vote	Awww Yeeaa, It's Hump Day, Take a Moment to Highlight the Awesomeness That Is Not as Fun as It Was When I Do It Yourself
1	1 Vote	Life and Her Boobs
1	1 Vote	This DIY Nintendo 64 Finally Gets a Facelift
1	1 Vote	The 37 Worst Translated Movie Titles Ever Wonder

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Pepsi Will Be Remembered as a Newborn Learns to Walk Again
—	1 Vote	Number of Illegal Alien Kids, Who May Now Be in the Sun Has Had It With Katie Holmes
—	1 Vote	Aukus Is Jolting Australia Out of Its New Pinhead
—	1 Vote	Michelle Branch: The Trouble With Fever Ray
—	1 Vote	This Comforting Egg Drop Soup Is a Consumer Harm
—	1 Vote	Utah Governor Asked to Host RHOP Reunion