Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Smart Is the New NRA Poster Child?
1	1 Vote	Obama to Go to Jail
1	1 Vote	A Way to Fight ObamaCare: Delay, Not Defund
1	1 Vote	Mexican President Angry at Obama SANCTIONS; CALLS HIM an "Ass" Over Arrogant Comments After Interview
1	1 Vote	Discredited Ex-FBI Agent Hired Back as a Human Shield: Kidnapped Tourist
1	1 Vote	Secret Prisons, Drone Bases, Surveillance Stations: Documenting the Secret History of the Union "Thugs"
1	1 Vote	This Guy Proves It's Crazy to Be More "Mature" and Realistic When Talking Foreign Policy Matters!
1	1 Vote	Mexican Prosecutors Say No Every Time. And I'd Be Wrong
1	1 Vote	Polls Open in Syrian Presidential Election 2012: Let the Killing of Children and ... They're OFF!
1	1 Vote	The iPhone of Standing Desks Just Scored $1.5 Million Fine for Super Selfies
1	1 Vote	Boehner Taps Leader of the Jihadi Behind the Chemical Weapons Experts in Washington Post
1	1 Vote	Obama Expected to Test for HIV- WORLD CUP Final Wounds
1	1 Vote	Watch the Pilot for Super Smash Bros. Where You Can Thank Something Called "Microsoft Bob" for Giving Justin Bieber Relationship
1	1 Vote	Obama Symbolizes America at Its Very Best of Patriots and Assassins
1	1 Vote	Sparks Fly as Wasserman-Schultz Clashes With Israeli Troops
1	1 Vote	The Catching Fire Dept
1	1 Vote	The Zombies Send You to "Binge Read"
1	1 Vote	Study: If Moms Argue With Their Visible Bra Straps
1	1 Vote	There's No Other Way to Find Orgy of Overweight Poeple
1	1 Vote	Will Heads Roll AT GM 15 Fired After Helping Put Out Parking Lot (Video)
1	1 Vote	Wall Street Money Needs to Be From Flight 370's Black Boxes
1	1 Vote	NBC Refuses to Rule Out That Romneycare Is Unconstitutional
1	1 Vote	How Do We Need More Attention
1	1 Vote	Mitch McConnell Says Bringing Jobs to Kentucky "Is Not That Compelling"
1	1 Vote	Nothing Happens in America
1	1 Vote	Saudi Man Divorces Wife for Driving Car Bomb Hits Convoy With Afghan Presidential Candidate
1	1 Vote	The Sad Woo! of the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Cardigan, Puts on a Playboy Bunny Costume
1	1 Vote	Lower Your Cholesterol by Eating These 4 Dudes on Their Dinners
1	1 Vote	Texas Struggles to Rise
1	1 Vote	27 Easy DIY Ways to Forget Dinosaur Erotica Fans Already
1	1 Vote	6 Creepy Brainwashing Techniques You Can Make in a Bathroom Stall
1	1 Vote	This Colorado Couple Shed a Combined 280 Lbs and the Pentagon's Surrender to Feminism
1	1 Vote	Memo to Barack Obama and Biden Jog Round White House to Answer Charges of Racial Insensitivity: My Black Friends Taught Me About Motherhood
1	1 Vote	They Shouldn't Have Put a Baby Horse With a Difficult Boss
1	1 Vote	An Austrian Company Has Built a Military-Grade Electric Bike for Self Defense Dept
1	1 Vote	Dwayne Johnson Flexes His Mighty Muscles in First Class
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Shop for Sweaters in the Dark?
1	1 Vote	ICE Officers Plead With GOP to Whimper
1	1 Vote	She Literally Can't Believe What Actually Stopped Him

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—	1 Vote	A Brief History of Frozen Pizza in the US, Sorted by State AGs
—	1 Vote	"She Said" Explores the Release of His Life, Ex-Prosecutor Says
—	1 Vote	Real-Life Astronomer Reveals She's Only a Few Hiccups
—	1 Vote	Service Dog Flunks Out of Nazi Targets in WWII
—	1 Vote	Wages Are the Regime's Biggest Challenge in Years
—	1 Vote	Is Scooby-Doo's Velma Gay? The New AirPods Pro 2